Аудиокнига I Heart My Little A-Holes

Автор
Жанр
Год написания книги
2019
Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, its all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, hes an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, shes an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, theyre a-holes. At times like these, its only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But its against the law (and theres the suicide hotline). Plus, theres that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard youll wish you were wearing a diaper.

Скачать книгу

Слушать онлайн

Авторизуйтесь чтобы можно было оставлять комментарии

Отзывы

список сообщений пуст