Girl's Guide to Vampires

Аудиокнига Girl's Guide to Vampires

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Joy Randalls Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:   Location, location, location. Vampires wont be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldnt be there, neither would a bloodsucker.   Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? Hes your vampire.   No matter how tempting it might be, do not accidentally acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.   Play it cool. Dont offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, dont offer him your heart!   Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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