Larry’s Party

Larry’s Party
Carol Shields

The Orange Prize-winning novel of Larry Weller, a man who discovers the passion of his life in the ordered riotousness of Hampton Court’s Maze.Larry and his naive young wife, Dorrie, spend their honeymoon in England. At Hampton Court Larry discovers a new passion. Perhaps his ever-growing obsession with mazes may help him find a way through the bewilderment deepening about him as – through twenty years and two failed marriages – he endeavours to understand his own needs. And those of friends, parents, lovers, a growing son.

Larry’s Party

Carol Shields

Contents

Cover (#u20c90ce4-4c6b-50aa-9b17-92c47e03a387)

Dedication (#ue7e9ba67-6b3c-5c22-89a6-b200280b14b1)

CHAPTER ONE: Fifteen Minutes in the Life of Larry Weller 1977 (#ube831d3a-7dc9-59d0-b0e9-c96f09d7e6d4)

CHAPTER TWO: Larry’s Love 1978 (#udcf35765-5026-5440-8bb2-a6d407b871bc)

CHAPTER THREE: Larry’s Folks 1980 (#u84746499-ad28-56f2-8e23-67558ef796b2)

CHAPTER FOUR: Larry’s Work 1981 (#u70881878-7389-55f7-a5e7-0badf6d520b9)

CHAPTER FIVE: Larry’s Words 1983 (#ub203eaa6-8c68-56f7-adb3-c4d83f1d29c0)

CHAPTER SIX: Larry’s Friends 1984 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER SEVEN: Larry’s Penis 1986 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER EIGHT: Larry Inc. 1988 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER NINE: Larry So Far 1990 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER TEN: Larry’s Kid 1991 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER ELEVEN: Larry’s Search for the Wonderful and the Good 1992 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER TWELVE: Larry’s Threads 1993–4 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Men Called Larry 1995 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Larry’s Living Tissues 1996 (#litres_trial_promo)

CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Larry’s Party 1997 (#litres_trial_promo)

Larry’s Party (#litres_trial_promo)

THE WORK OF CAROL SHIELDS (#litres_trial_promo)

Carol Shields: The Stone Diaries (#litres_trial_promo)

Carol Shields: Unless (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

Copyright (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Publisher

For Joseph, Nicholas, and Sofia (#ulink_c4ee0078-756c-5d5e-a822-af7711840c0b)

With thanks to a few men who have offered suggestions in the writing of this book: David Arnason, Tommy Banks, Tony Giardini, Jack Hodgins, Robin Hoople, Don Huband, Steve Hunt, Dayv James-French, the late Jim Keller, Joseph Krotz, Jake MacDonald, Brian MacKinnon, Don McCarthy, Bill Neville, Mark Morton, Doug Pepper, Gord Peters, John Ralston Saul, Donald Shields, John Shields, Ray Singer, Harry Strub and Max Wyman.

Thanks, too, to Maggie Dwyer and Jane Gralen and to the staff at the Winnipeg Public Library.

What is this mighty labyrinth – the earth, But a wild maze the moment of our birth?

(“Reflections on Walking in the Maze at Hampton Court” British Magazine, 1747)

CHAPTER ONE Fifteen Minutes in the Life of Larry Weller 1977 (#ulink_ae13697f-8871-57af-99d1-9a6af67d7ed4)

By mistake Larry Weller took someone else’s Harris tweed jacket instead of his own, and it wasn’t till he jammed his hand in the pocket that he knew something was wrong.

His hand was traveling straight into a silky void. His five fingers pushed down, looking for the balled-up Kleenex from his own familiar worn-out pocket, the nickels and dimes, the ticket receipts from all the movies he and Dorrie had been seeing lately. Also those hard little bits of lint, like meteor grit, that never seem to lose themselves once they’ve worked into the seams.

This pocket – today’s pocket – was different. Clean, a slippery valley. The stitches he touched at the bottom weren’t his stitches. His fingertips glided now on a sweet little sea of lining. He grabbed for the buttons. Leather, the real thing. And something else – the sleeves were a good half inch longer than they should have been.

This jacket was twice the value of his own. The texture, the seams. You could see it got sent all the time to the cleaners. Another thing, you could tell by the way the shoulders sprang out that this jacket got parked on a thick wooden hanger at night. Above a row of polished shoes. Refilling its tweedy warp and woof with oxygenated air.

He should have run back to the coffee shop to see if his own jacket was still scrunched there on the back of his chair, but it was already quarter to six, and Dorrie was expecting him at six sharp, and it was rush hour and he wasn’t anywhere near the bus stop.

And – the thought came to him – what’s the point? A jacket’s a jacket. A person who patronizes a place like Cafe Capri is almost asking to get his jacket copped. This way all that’s happened is a kind of exchange.

Forget the bus, he decided. He’d walk. He’d stroll. In his hot new Harris tweed apparel. He’d push his shoulders along, letting them roll loose in their sockets. Forward with the right shoulder, bam, then the left shoulder coming up from behind. He’d let his arms swing wide. Fan his fingers out. Here comes the Big Guy, watch out for the Big Guy.

The sleeves rubbed light across the back of his hands, scratchy but not too scratchy.

And then he saw that the cuff buttons were leather too, a smaller-size version of the main buttons, but the same design, a sort of cross-pattern like a pecan pie cut in quarters, only the slices overlapped this little bit. You could feel the raised design with your finger, the way the four quadrants of leather crossed over and over each other, their edges cut wavy on the inside margin. These waves intersected in the middle, dived down there in a dark center and disappeared. A black hole in the button universe. Zero.

Quadrant was a word Larry hadn’t even thought of for about ten years, not since geometry class, grade eleven.

The color of the jacket was mixed shades of brown, a strong background of freckled tobacco tones with subtle orange flecks. Very subtle. No one would say: hey, here comes this person with orange flecks distributed across his jacket. You’d have to be one inch away before you took in those flecks.

Orange wasn’t Larry’s favorite color, at least not in the clothing line. He remembered he’d had orange swim trunks back in high school, MacDonald Secondary, probably about two sizes too big, since he was always worrying at that time in his life about his bulge showing, which was exactly the opposite of most guys, who made a big point of showing what they had. Modesty ran in his family, his mum, his dad, his sister, Midge, and once modesty gets into your veins you’re stuck with it. Dorrie, on the other hand, doesn’t even shut the bathroom door when she’s in there, going. A different kind of family altogether.

He’d had orange socks once too, neon orange. That didn’t last too long. Pretty soon he was back to white socks. Sports socks. You got a choice between a red stripe around the top, a blue stripe, or no stripe at all. Even geeks like Larry and his friend Bill Herschel, who didn’t go in for sports, they still wore those thick cotton sports socks every single day. You bought them three in a pack and they lasted about a week before they fell into holes. You always thought, hey, what a bargain, three pairs of socks at this fantastic price!

White socks went on for a long time in Larry’s life. A whole era.

Usually he didn’t button a jacket, but it just came to him as he was walking along that he wanted to do up one of those leather buttons, the middle one. It felt good, not too tight over the gut. The guy must be about his own size, 40 medium, which is lucky for him. If, for example, he’d picked up Larry’s old jacket, he could throw it in the garbage tomorrow, but at least he wasn’t walking around Winnipeg with just his shirt on his back. The nights got cool this time of year. Rain was forecast too.