The Single Girl’s To-Do List

The Single Girl’s To-Do List
Lindsey Kelk

A hilarious and romantic standalone novel from the bestselling author of the I Heart seriesRachel Summers loves a to-do list:• Boyfriend• Flat• Great jobNOT on the list:• Being dumpedBest friends Emelie and Matthew ride to her rescue with an entirely new kind of list – The Single Girl’s To-Do List. Rachel doesn’t know it, but it will take her on all kinds of wild adventures – and get her in some romantic pickles too. And then it won't be a case of what but who she decides to tick off…• Mr. bendy yoga instructor• Mr. teenage sweetheart• Mr. persistent ex• Mr. deeply unsuitableThe Single Girl’s To-Do List gives Rachel the perfect heartbreak cure – and proves love is out there if you’re willing to take a chance.

Lindsey Kelk

The Single Girl’s To-Do List

Copyright

Published by HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 1 London Bridge Street London SE1 9GF

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Copyright © Lindsey Kelk 2011.

Lindsey Kelk asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

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This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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ISBN: 9780007345632

Ebook Edition © April 2011 ISBN: 9780007383757

Version: 2017-05-23

Dedication

To all the single girls who gave hours of their lives,

livers and lipgloss to research the ultimate to-do list,

especially Rachael Wright, Sarah Donovan, Sarah

Benton, Emma Ingram and Alicia Romano. Your

sacrifice will not be in vain.

Contents

Cover (#u76fa4ebd-d71d-5bff-b11d-d35d3839005b)

Title Page (#udf2c111f-5027-52e4-9dc5-c20e5eb682eb)

Copyright

Dedication

Prologue

Chapter One

‘If someone had told you, ten years ago, you’d be…

Chapter Two

Because no plan can succeed without the assistance of reliable…

Chapter Three

By the time the cab dropped me off at home,…

Chapter Four

‘I’m going to kill him,’

Chapter Five

After six bags of crisps, three bottles of wine and…

Chapter Six

‘Morning.’

Chapter Seven

‘Come on, Red, get up.’

Chapter Eight

‘That arsehole.’ My mum dropped a slightly floppy slice of…

Chapter Nine

‘I can’t believe we’re doing this,’ Emelie groaned, her head…

Chapter Ten

‘Raaaa-cheeeeel.’ I felt a hand lightly tapping the top of…

Chapter Eleven

‘I can’t believe we’re doing this,’ I said, hobbling slightly…

Chapter Twelve