The Man in the Brown Suit

So here I was, with twenty-five pounds in my pocket, facing the world and pursuing my adventure.

It was on the fourth day that the stewardess finally urged me up on deck. Under the impression that I should die quicker below, I had steadfastly refused to leave my bunk. She now tempted me with the advent of Madeira. Hope rose in my breast. I could leave the boat and go ashore and be a parlourmaid there. Anything for dry land.

Muffled in coats and rugs, and weak as a kitten on my legs, I was hauled up and deposited, an inert mass, on a deck-chair. I lay there with my eyes closed, hating life. The purser, a fair-haired young man, with a round boyish face, came and sat down beside me.

‘Hullo! Feeling rather sorry for yourself, eh?’

‘Yes,’ I replied, hating him.

‘Ah, you won’t know yourself in another day or two. We’ve had a rather nasty dusting in the Bay, but there’s smooth weather ahead. I’ll be taking you on at quoits tomorrow.’

I did not reply.

‘Think you’ll never recover, eh? But I’ve seen people much worse than you, and two days later they were the life and soul of the ship. You’ll be the same.’

I did not feel sufficiently pugnacious to tell him outright that he was a liar. I endeavoured to convey it by a glance. He chatted pleasantly for a few minutes more, then he mercifully departed. People passed and repassed, brisk couples ‘exercising’, curveting children, laughing young people. A few other pallid sufferers lay, like myself, in deck-chairs.

The air was pleasant, crisp, not too cold, and the sun was shining brightly. Insensibly, I felt a little cheered. I began to watch the people. One woman in particular attracted me. She was about thirty, of medium height and very fair with a round dimpled face and very blue eyes. Her clothes, though perfectly plain, had that indefinable air of ‘cut’ about them which spoke of Paris. Also, in a pleasant but self-possessed way, she seemed to own the ship!

Deck stewards ran to and fro obeying her commands. She had a special deck-chair, and an apparently inexhaustible supply of cushions. She changed her mind three times as to where she would like it placed. Throughout everything she remained attractive and charming. She appeared to be one of those rare people in the world who know what they want, see that they get it, and manage to do so without being offensive. I decided that if ever I recovered—but of course I shouldn’t—it would amuse me to talk to her.

We reached Madeira about midday. I was still too inert to move, but I enjoyed the picturesque-looking merchants who came on board and spread their merchandise about the decks. There were flowers too. I buried my nose in an enormous bunch of sweet wet violets and felt distinctly better. In fact, I thought I might just possibly last out the end of the voyage. When my stewardess spoke of the attractions of a little chicken broth, I only protested feebly. When it came I enjoyed it.

My attractive woman had been ashore. She came back escorted by a tall, soldierly-looking man with dark hair and a bronzed face whom I had noticed striding up and down the deck earlier in the day. I put him down at once as one of the strong, silent men of Rhodesia. He was about forty, with a touch of greying hair at either temple, and was easily the best-looking man on board.

When the stewardess brought me up an extra rug, I asked her if she knew who my attractive woman was.

‘That’s a well-known society lady, the Hon. Mrs Clarence Blair. You must have read about her in the papers.’

I nodded, looking at her with renewed interest. Mrs Blair was very well known indeed as one of the smartest women of the day. I observed, with some amusement, that she was the centre of a good deal of attention. Several people essayed to scrape acquaintance with the pleasant informality that a boat allows. I admired the polite way that Mrs Blair snubbed them. She appeared to have adopted the strong, silent man as her special cavalier, and he seemed duly sensible of the privilege accorded him.

The following morning, to my surprise, after taking a few turns round the deck with her attentive companion, Mrs Blair came to a halt by my chair.

‘Feeling better this morning?’

I thanked her, and said I felt slightly more like a human being.

‘You did look ill yesterday. Colonel Race and I decided that we should have the excitement of a funeral at sea—but you’ve disappointed us.’

I laughed.

‘Being up in the air has done me good.’

‘Nothing like fresh air,’ said Colonel Race, smiling.

‘Being shut up in those stuffy cabins would kill anyone,’ declared Mrs Blair, dropping into a seat by my side and dismissing her companion with a little nod. ‘You’ve got an outside one, I hope?’

I shook my head.

‘My dear girl! Why don’t you change? There’s plenty of room. A lot of people got off at Madeira, and the boat’s very empty. Talk to the purser about it. He’s a nice little boy—he changed me into a beautiful cabin because I didn’t care for the one I’d got. You talk to him at lunch-time when you go down.’

I shuddered.

‘I couldn’t move.’

‘Don’t be silly. Come and take a walk now with me.’

She dimpled at me encouragingly. I felt very weak on my legs at first, but as we walked briskly up and down I began to feel a brighter and better being.

After a turn or two, Colonel Race joined us again.

‘You can see the Grand Peak of Tenerife from the other side.’

‘Can we? Can I get a photograph of it, do you think?’

‘No—but that won’t deter you from snapping off at it.’

Mrs Blair laughed.

‘You are unkind. Some of my photographs are very good.’

‘About three per cent effective, I should say.’

We all went round to the other side of the deck. There, glimmering white and snowy, enveloped in a delicate rose-coloured mist, rose the glistening pinnacle. I uttered an exclamation of delight. Mrs Blair ran for her camera.

Undeterred by Colonel Race’s sardonic comments, she snapped vigorously.

‘There, that’s the end of the roll. Oh,’ her tone changed to one of chagrin, ‘I’ve had the thing at “bulb” all the time.’

‘I always like to see a child with a new toy,’ murmured the Colonel.

‘How horrid you are—but I’ve got another roll.’

She produced it in triumph from the pocket of her sweater. A sudden roll of the boat upset her balance, and as she caught at the rail to steady herself the roll of films flashed over the side.

‘Oh!’ cried Mrs Blair, comically dismayed. She leaned over. ‘Do you think they have gone overboard?’

‘No, you may have been fortunate enough to brain an unlucky steward in the deck below.’

A small boy who had arrived unobserved a few paces to our rear blew a deafening blast on a bugle.

‘Lunch,’ declared Mrs Blair ecstatically. ‘I’ve had nothing to eat since breakfast, except two cups of beef-tea. Lunch, Miss Beddingfeld?’

‘Well,’ I said waveringly. ‘Yes, I do feel rather hungry.’

‘Splendid. You’re sitting at the purser’s table, I know. Tackle him about the cabin.’

I found my way down to the saloon, began to eat gingerly, and finished by consuming an enormous meal. My friend of yesterday congratulated me on my recovery. Everyone was changing cabins today, he told me, and he promised that my things should be moved to an outside one without delay.