The Incredible Theft: A Hercule Poirot Short Story

‘Hardly worth while beginning another,’ he remarked.

His wife looked annoyed.

‘It’s only a quarter to eleven. A short one.’

‘They never are, my dear,’ said Sir George good-temperedly. ‘Anyway, Charles and I have some work to do.’

Mrs Vanderlyn murmured:

‘How important that sounds! I suppose you clever men who are at the top of things never get a real rest.’

‘No forty-eight hour week for us,’ said Sir George.

Mrs Vanderlyn murmured:

‘You know, I feel rather ashamed of myself as a raw American, but I do get so thrilled at meeting people who control the destinies of a country. I expect that seems a very crude point of view to you, Sir George.’

‘My dear Mrs Vanderlyn, I should never think of you as “crude” or “raw”.’

He smiled into her eyes. There was, perhaps, a hint of irony in the voice which she did not miss. Adroitly she turned to Reggie, smiling sweetly into his eyes.

‘I’m sorry we’re not continuing our partnership. That was a frightfully clever four no-trump call of yours.’

Flushed and pleased, Reggie mumbled:

‘Bit of a fluke that it came off.’

‘Oh, no, it was really a clever bit of deduction on your part. You’d deduced from the bidding exactly where the cards must be, and you played accordingly. I thought it was brilliant.’

Lady Julia rose abruptly.

‘The woman lays it on with a palette-knife,’ she thought disgustedly.

Then her eyes softened as they rested on her son. He believed it all. How pathetically young and pleased he looked. How incredibly naïve he was. No wonder he got into scrapes. He was too trusting. The truth of it was he had too sweet a nature. George didn’t understand him in the least. Men were so unsympathetic in their judgments. They forgot that they had ever been young themselves. George was much too harsh with Reggie.

Mrs Macatta had risen. Goodnights were said.

The three women went out of the room. Lord Mayfield helped himself to a drink after giving one to Sir George, then he looked up as Mr Carlile appeared at the door.

‘Get out the files and all the papers, will you, Carlile? Including the plans and the prints. The Air Marshal and I will be along shortly. We’ll just take a turn outside first, eh, George? It’s stopped raining.’

Mr Carlile, turning to depart, murmured an apology as he almost collided with Mrs Vanderlyn.

She drifted towards them, murmuring:

‘My book, I was reading it before dinner.’

Reggie sprang forward and held up a book.

‘Is this it? On the sofa?’

‘Oh, yes. Thank you so much.’

She smiled sweetly, said goodnight again and went out of the room.

Sir George had opened one of the french windows.

‘Beautiful night now,’ he announced. ‘Good idea of yours to take a turn.’

Reggie said:

‘Well, goodnight, sir. I’ll be toddling off to bed.’

‘Goodnight, my boy,’ said Lord Mayfield.

Reggie picked up a detective story which he had begun earlier in the evening and left the room.

Lord Mayfield and Sir George stepped out upon the terrace.

It was a beautiful night, with a clear sky studded with stars.

Sir George drew a deep breath.

‘Phew, that woman uses a lot of scent,’ he remarked.

Lord Mayfield laughed.

‘Anyway, it’s not cheap scent. One of the most expensive brands on the market, I should say.’

Sir George gave a grimace.

‘I suppose one should be thankful for that.’

‘You should, indeed. I think a woman smothered in cheap scent is one of the greatest abominations known to mankind.’

Sir George glanced up at the sky.

‘Extraordinary the way it’s cleared. I heard the rain beating down when we were at dinner.’

The two men strolled gently along the terrace.

The terrace ran the whole length of the house. Below it the ground sloped gently away, permitting a magnificent view over the Sussex weald.

Sir George lit a cigar.

‘About this metal alloy –’ he began.

The talk became technical.