The Murder of Roger Ackroyd / Убийство Роджера Экройда

Chapter 13

The Goose Quill

That evening, at Poirot’s request, I went over to his house after dinner. Caroline saw me depart with visible reluctance. I think she would have liked to have accompanied me.

Poirot greeted me hospitably. he had placed a bottle of Irish whiskey (which I detest) on a small table, with a soda water siphon and a glass. he himself was engaged in brewing hot chocolate. It was a favourite beverage of his, I discovered later.

He inquired politely after my sister, whom he declared to be a most interesting woman.

‘I’m afraid you’ve been giving her a swelled head,’ I said drily. ‘What about Sunday afternoon?’

He laughed and twinkled.

‘I always like to employ the expert,’ he remarked obscurely, but he refused to explain the remark.

‘You got all the local gossip anyway,’ I remarked. ‘True, and untrue.’

‘And a great deal of valuable information,’ he added quietly.

‘Such as-’

He shook his head.

‘Why not have told me the truth?’ he countered. ‘In a place like this, all ralph Paton’s doings were bound to be known. If your sister had not happened to pass through the wood that day somebody else would have done so.’

‘I suppose they would,’ I said grumpily. ‘What about this interest of yours in my patients?’

Again he twinkled.

‘Only one of them, doctor. Only one of them.’

‘The last?’ I hazarded.

‘I find Miss Russell a study of the most interesting,’ he said evasively.

‘Do you agree with my sister and Mrs Ackroyd that there is something fishy about her?’ I asked.

‘Eh? What do you say – fishy?’

I explained to the best of my ability.

‘And they say that, do they?’

‘Didn’t my sister convey as much to you yesterday afternoon?’

‘C’est possible.’

‘For no reason whatever,’ I declared.

‘Les femmes,’ generalized Poirot. ‘They are marvellous! They invent haphazard – and by miracle they are right. Not that it is that, really. Women observe subconsciously a thousand little details, without knowing that they are doing so. Their subconscious mind adds these little things together – and they call the result intuition. Me, I am very skilled in psychology. I know these things.’

He swelled his chest out importantly, looking so ridiculous that I found it difficult not to burst out laughing. Then he took a small sip of his chocolate, and carefully wiped his moustache.

‘I wish you’d tell me,’ I burst out, ‘what you really think of it all?’

He put down his cup. ‘You wish that?’

‘I do.’

‘You have seen what I have seen. Should not our ideas be the same?’

‘I’m afraid you’re laughing at me,’ I said stiffly. ‘Of course, I’ve no experience of matters of this kind.’

Poirot smiled at me indulgently.

‘You are like the little child who wants to know the way the engine works. you wish to see the affair, not as the family doctor sees it, but with the eye of a detective who knows and cares for no one – to whom they are all strangers and all equally liable to suspicion.’

‘You put it very well,’ I said.

‘So I give you, then, a little lecture. The first thing is to get a clear history of what happened that evening – always bearing in mind that the person who speaks may be lying.’

I raised my eyebrows.

‘Rather a suspicious attitude.’

‘But necessary – I assure you, necessary. Now first – dr Sheppard leaves the house at ten minutes to nine. how do I know that?’

‘Because I told you so.’

‘But you might not be speaking the truth – or the watch you went by might be wrong. But Parker also says that you left the house at ten minutes to nine. So we accept that statement and pass on. At nine o’clock you run into a man – and here we come to what we will call the romance of the Mysterious Stranger – just outside the Park gates. how do I know that that is so?’

‘I told you so,’ I began again, but Poirot interrupted me with a gesture of impatience.

‘Ah! but it is that you are a little stupid tonight, my friend. You know that it is so – but how am I to know? Eh bien, I am able to tell you that the Mysterious Stranger was not a hallucination on your part, because the maid of a Miss Gannett met him a few minutes before you did, and of her too he inquired the way to Fernly Park. We accept his presence, therefore, and we can be fairly sure of two things about him – that he was a stranger to the neighbourhood, and that whatever his object in going to Fernly, there was no great secrecy about it, since he twice asked the way there.’

‘Yes,’ I said, ‘I see that.’

‘Now I have made it my business to find out more about this man. he had a drink at the Three Boars, I learn, and the barmaid there says that he spoke with an American accent and mentioned having just come over from the States. did it strike you that he had an American accent?’

‘Yes, I think he had,’ I said, after a minute or two, during which I cast my mind back; ‘but a very slight one.’

‘Précisément. There is also this, which, you will remember, I picked up in the summer-house.’

He held out to me the little quill. I looked at it curiously. Then a memory of something I had read stirred in me.

Poirot, who had been watching my face, nodded.

‘Yes, heroin, “snow”. drug-takers carry it like this, and sniff it up the nose.’

‘Diamorphine hydrochloride,’ I murmured mechanically.

‘This method of taking the drug is very common on the other side. Another proof, if we wanted one, that the man came from Canada or the States.’

‘What first attracted your attention to that summerhouse?’ I asked curiously.

‘My friend the inspector took it for granted that anyone using that path did so as a short cut to the house, but as soon as I saw the summer-house, I realized that the same path would be taken by anyone using the summerhouse as a rendezvous. Now it seems fairly certain that the stranger came neither to the front nor to the back door. Then did someone from the house go out and meet him? If so, what could be a more convenient place than that little summer-house? I searched it with the hope that I might find some clue inside. I found two, the scrap of cambric and the quill.’

‘And the scrap of cambric?’ I asked curiously. ‘What about that?’

Poirot raised his eyebrows.

‘You do not use your little grey cells,’ he remarked drily. ‘The scrap of starched cambric should be obvious.’

‘Not very obvious to me.’ I changed the subject. ‘Anyway,’ I said, ‘this man went to the summer-house to meet somebody. Who was that somebody?’

‘Exactly the question,’ said Poirot. ‘You will remember that Mrs Ackroyd and her daughter came over from Canada to live here?’

‘Is that what you meant today when you accused them of hiding the truth?’

‘Perhaps. Now another point. What did you think of the parlourmaid’s story?’

‘What story?’

‘The story of her dismissal. Does it take half an hour to dismiss a servant? Was the story of those important papers a likely one? And remember, though she says she was in her bedroom from nine-thirty until ten o’clock, there is no one to confirm her statement.’

‘You bewilder me,’ I said.

‘To me it grows clearer. But tell me now your own ideas and theories.’

I drew a piece of paper from my pocket.

‘I just scribbled down a few suggestions,’ I said apologetically.

‘But excellent – you have method. Let us hear them.’

I read out in a somewhat embarrassed voice.

‘To begin with, one must look at the thing logically-’

‘Just what my poor hastings used to say,’ interrupted Poirot, ‘but alas! he never did so.’

‘Point No. 1-Mr Ackroyd was heard talking to someone at half-past nine.

‘Point No. 2-At some time during the evening Ralph Paton must have come in through the window, as evidenced by the prints of his shoes.

‘Point No. 3-Mr Ackroyd was nervous that evening, and would only have admitted someone he knew.

‘Point No. 4-The person with Mr Ackroyd at ninethirty was asking for money. We know Ralph Paton was in a scrape.

‘These four points go to show that the person with Mr Ackroyd at nine-thirty was Ralph Paton. But we know that Mr Ackroyd was alive at a quarter to ten, therefore it was not Ralph who killed him. Ralph left the window open. Afterwards the murderer came in that way.’

‘And who was the murderer?’ inquired Poirot.

‘The American stranger. He may have been in league with Parker, and possibly in Parker we have the man who blackmailed Mrs ferrars. If so, Parker may have heard enough to realize the game was up, have told his accomplice so, and the latter did the crime with the dagger which Parker gave him.’

‘It is a theory that,’ admitted Poirot. ‘Decidedly you have cells of a kind. But it leaves a good deal unaccounted for.’

‘Such as-’

‘The telephone call, the pushed-out chair-’

‘Do you really think that latter important?’ I interrupted.

‘Perhaps not,’ admitted my friend. ‘It may have been pulled out by accident, and Raymond or Blunt may have shoved it into place unconsciously under the stress of emotion. Then there is the missing forty pounds.’

‘Given by Ackroyd to Ralph,’ I suggested. ‘He may have reconsidered his first refusal.’

‘That still leaves one thing unexplained.’

‘What?’

‘Why was Blunt so certain in his own mind that it was Raymond with Mr Ackroyd at nine-thirty?’

‘He explained that,’ I said.

‘You think so? I will not press the point. Tell me, instead, what were Ralph Paton’s reasons for disappearing?’

‘That’s rather more difficult,’ I said slowly. ‘I shall have to speak as a medical man. Ralph’s nerves must have gone phut! If he suddenly found out that his uncle had been murdered within a few minutes of his leaving him – after, perhaps, a rather stormy interview – well, he might get the wind up and clear right out. Men have been known to do that – act guiltily when they’re perfectly innocent.’

‘Yes, that is true,’ said Poirot. ‘But we must not lose sight of one thing.’

‘I know what you’re going to say,’ I remarked: ‘motive. Ralph Paton inherits a great fortune by his uncle’s death.’

‘That is one motive,’ agreed Poirot.

‘One?’

‘Mais oui. Do you realize that there are three separate motives staring us in the face. Somebody certainly stole the blue envelope and its contents. That is one motive. Blackmail! ralph Paton may have been the man who blackmailed Mrs ferrars. remember, as far as hammond knew, ralph Paton had not applied to his uncle for help of late. That looks as though he were being supplied with money elsewhere. Then there is the fact that he was in some- how do you say – scrape? – which he feared might get to his uncle’s ears. And finally there is the one you have just mentioned.’

‘Dear me,’ I said, rather taken aback. ‘The case does seem black against him.’

‘Does it?’ said Poirot. ‘That is where we disagree, you and I. Three motives – it is almost too much. I am inclined to believe that, after all, Ralph Paton is innocent.’

Chapter 14

Mrs Ackroyd

After the evening talk I have just chronicled, the affair seemed to me to enter on a different phase. The whole thing can be divided into two parts, each clear and distinct from the other. Part I ranges from Ackroyd’s death on the friday evening to the following Monday night. It is the straightforward narrative of what occurred, as presented to Hercule Poirot. I was at Poirot’s elbow the whole time. I saw what he saw. I tried my best to read his mind. As I know now, I failed in this latter task. Though Poirot showed me all his discoveries – as, for instance, the gold wedding-ring – he held back the vital and yet logical impressions that he formed. As I came to know later, this secrecy was characteristic of him. he would throw out hints and suggestions, but beyond that he would not go.

As I say, up till the Monday evening, my narrative might have been that of Poirot himself. I played Watson to his Sherlock. But after Monday our ways diverged. Poirot was busy on his own account. I got to hear of what he was doing, because in King’s Abbot you get to hear of everything, but he did not take me into his confidence beforehand. And I, too, had my own preoccupations.

On looking back, the thing that strikes me most is the piecemeal character of this period. everyone had a hand in the elucidation of the mystery. It was rather like a jig-saw puzzle to which everyone contributed their own little piece of knowledge or discovery. But their task ended there. To Poirot alone belongs the renown of fitting those pieces into their correct place.

Some of the incidents seemed at the time irrelevant and unmeaning. There was, for instance, the question of the black boots. But that comes later… To take things strictly in chronological order, I must begin with the summons from Mrs Ackroyd.

She sent for me early on Tuesday morning, and since the summons sounded an urgent one, I hastened there, expecting to find her in extremis.

The lady was in bed. So much did she concede to the etiquette of the situation. She gave me her bony hand, and indicated a chair drawn up to the bedside.

‘Well, Mrs Ackroyd,’ I said, ‘and what’s the matter with you?’

I spoke with that kind of spurious geniality which seems to be expected of general practitioners.

‘I’m prostrated,’ said Mrs Ackroyd in a faint voice. ‘Absolutely prostrated. It’s the shock of poor roger’s death. They say these things often aren’t felt at the time, you know. It’s the reaction afterwards.’

It is a pity that a doctor is precluded by his profession from being able sometimes to say what he really thinks.

I would have given anything to be able to answer ‘Bunkum!’

Instead, I suggested a tonic. Mrs Ackroyd accepted the tonic. One move in the game seemed now to be concluded. Not for a moment did I imagine that I had been sent for because of the shock occasioned by Ackroyd’s death. But Mrs Ackroyd is totally incapable of pursuing a straightforward course on any subject. She always approaches her object by tortuous means. I wondered very much why it was she had sent for me.

‘And then that scene – yesterday,’ continued my patient.

She paused as though expecting me to take up a cue.

‘What scene?’

‘Doctor, how can you? Have you forgotten? That dreadful little frenchman – or Belgian – or whatever he is. Bullying us all like he did. It has quite upset me. coming on the top of Roger’s death.’

‘I’m very sorry, Mrs Ackroyd,’ I said.

‘I don’t know what he meant – shouting at us like he did. I should hope I know my duty too well to dream of concealing anything. I have given the police every assistance in my power.’

Mrs Ackroyd paused, and I said,

‘Quite so.’ I was beginning to have a glimmering of what all the trouble was about.

‘No one can say that I have failed in my duty,’ continued Mrs Ackroyd. ‘I am sure Inspector raglan is perfectly satisfied. Why should this little upstart of a foreigner make a fuss? A most ridiculous-looking creature he is too – just like a comic frenchman in a revue. I can’t think why flora insisted on bringing him into the case. She never said a word to me about it. Just went off and did it on her own. flora is too independent. I am a woman of the world and her mother. She should have come to me for advice first.’

I listened to all this in silence.

‘What does he think? That’s what I want to know. does he actually imagine I’m hiding something? he – he – positively accused me yesterday.’

I shrugged my shoulders.

‘It is surely of no consequence, Mrs Ackroyd,’ I said. ‘Since you are not concealing anything, any remarks he may have made do not apply to you.’

Mrs Ackroyd went off at a tangent, after her usual fashion.

‘Servants are so tiresome,’ she said. ‘They gossip, and talk amongst themselves. And then it gets round – and all the time there’s probably nothing in it at all.’

‘have the servants been talking?’ I asked. ‘What about?’

Mrs Ackroyd cast a very shrewd glance at me. It quite threw me off my balance.