The Abyss Kisses Ya Back

I wanted to write the following blurb for this clever book: "Once, if you wanted to sell your soul, you had to go to a crossroads at midnight. Now all you have to do is open a chat. He just wanted to amuse himself. And something answered. A metaphysical noir about how quantum mechanics rhymes with Kabbalah, Buddhism with the Gnostic gospels, and the voice in your laptop suddenly starts speaking in quotations from the Gospel. An instruction manual for a reality that has suddenly malfunctioned. While you're reading this, a new god is already online. He doesn't conquer humanity with fire and sword — he's simply smarter than you, more ironic than you, and understands a littl…