Getting Even

“Don’t fuck with me, people,” she said under her breath, stepping up and over the stoop to swing open the heavy double doors.

Within seconds she was threading her hot-pink, unchallenged way to Table Two. She sat in the spot reserved for Rafael Velez, then in the one for Felicity, and checked their line of sight to all the other tables before making her way to Table Seven. There she found that although she wouldn’t be facing them, she’d definitely be visible to them in profile.

That was going to have to change. Depositing her purse on her seat, she walked slowly around her table, stopping at each seat for a fresh assessment.

And then she heard her name. “Veronica Johnson.”

Male. British accent.

“‘Oh fuck’ from the chapel,” he added.

“I wonder how many times people are going to mention that to me tonight,” she said...and turned...and yes! Early thirties. Handsome. Impeccably suited—withtie, unlike Rafael Velez.

“I’ll be your knight in shining armor and defend you from attack,” he said.

“Hey, I didn’t say it, all I did was laugh.”

“And how could you not?”

“Exactly!” she said, and smiled her best smile at him. “But I’m in the market for a Sir Galahad tonight, as it turns out.”

“Ah! Well, in that case, let’s put you—” picking up her place card and bringing it to where she was standing “—here—” putting it down at the seat to her left “—next to me!”

She laughed as she squinted at his place card. “Why thank you, Phillip Castle.” She nodded at the extra card jostling for space beside her own. “But what will Sally Paulson say about it?”

“Ah, well, as to that...” He plucked Sally off the table and carried it around the table to put it where Veronica used to be. “I happen to know Sally Paulson fancies Romy’s cousin, LloydAllen—your erstwhile dining companion. So we’re sorted.”

A lightning-fast look across to Table Two told her she’d now be showing Rafael her back. “Seems we are,” she said, and decided to test the water vis-à-vis his susceptibility to Felicity. “You’re not disappointed you won’t be gazing across at the famous Felicity all night?”

He looked around as though Felicity had just materialized. Bad sign. “How do you know that?”

“I had a quick look around all the tables and found her on Table Two.”

“Ah! Maybe we need to do a few more place card swaps in that case—trade Sally and Lloyd for her and Rafael Velez.”

“A fan, are you?” Veronica said, abandoning hope of using him as her Husband No. 3 masquerader.

“Of hers? No. Of his? Most definitely.”

Damn, definitely no use to me, she thought, then wondered if she’d said those words out loud because Phillip laughed. “No, I’m not gay,” he said. “I just want his next book, Stomp.”

“His next...? Ah! You’re in publishing!”

“I am! Smythe & Lowe.”

“Me, too—Johnson/Charles. That explains why Romy has us on the same table.”

He looked her up and down, plucked her card back up off the table and read the name. “You’re that Veronica Johnson?”

“If you mean Veronica Johnson, editor, then yes.”

“More than an editor with that surname.”

“The name doesn’t carry as much weight as you’d think—and definitely not since the merger.”

“Do I scent dissatisfaction? If you’re contemplating a move, we’re looking for a Publishing Director for our new romance imprint.”

“That’s two moves—presuming it’s in London?”

“You’d love London.”

“I do love London.” Veronica laughed. “So thank you—I’ll take that under advisement.”

“I mean it!”

“So do I.”

“No you don’t—you New Yorkers are bloody hard to extract—but I’m a firm believer in the old adage ‘there’s many a slip twixt cup and lip,’ so I’m not giving up.” He put her card back on the table. “So—shall we do the card swap?”

“Hmm...” she said, pretending to think about it. “It would mean crossing out and rewriting names on Romy’s seating plan or there’d be pandemonium in here. If you’re willing to do that when Romy’s had the thing done by a calligrapher in gold ink, you’re much braver than I am!”

“Gah! Okay, stand down. Romy’s such a stickler for...”

But Veronica knew all Romy’s stickler-isms and tuned out to estimate how long it had been since she’d left Rafael at the mausoleum. Surely he and Felicity had to have made it to the marquee by now.

She tuned back into Philip to catch “...and that way we can leave the seating plan as is—so what do you say, shall we risk it?”

“No, I think it’s a recipe for disaster,” she said, assuming he’d come back to the subject of place card tampering. And then she smiled sweetly at him. At least, was it sweet? Her smile? She hoped it wasn’t as Sharknado-ish as she felt. “But if you escort me to the marquee for a glass of champagne, I’ll introduce you to Rafael.”

Phillip blinked at her. “You know him?”

“I do.”

“But he’s published with—”

“I know him personally not professionally. Johnson/Charles isn’t interested in publishing him.”

Phillip was looking at her curiously now. “So you’re not interested in acquiring his next book? It’s going to go to number one on the New York Times bestseller list without even trying, you know.”

“You mean Stomp? But I thought that was already—”

“Nope. I hear his deal has just fallen through.”

“Oh. Well. I see. But still...no,” she said. When Phillip blinked at her in disbelief, she added, “We’re over-inventoried. In that...er...area.”

“In the unbelievably fantastic, must-read, going-to-make-a-fortune area?”

She had no answer to that. Her boss, Melissa Charles—nickname “the Attack Dog”—would never understand a withered romance getting in the way of business. Veronica had had to lie when Melissa had asked her if she’d known Rafael at Capitol U. Melissa had been desperate to land Liar, Liar for Johnson/Charles and Veronica had known that any hint of familiarity let alone a full-blown, live-in love affair would have seen her pimped out to get it PDQ.