Gallows Thief

Sandman strolled past the carriages parked by the boundary. The Marquess of Canfield, white-haired, white-bearded and ensconced with a telescope in a landau, offered Sandman a curt nod, then pointedly looked away. A year ago, before the disgrace of Sandman’s father, the Marquess would have called out a greeting, insisted on sharing a few moments of gossip and begged Sandman to play for his team, but now the Sandman name was dirt and the Marquess had pointedly cut him. But then, from further about the boundary and as if in recompense, a hand waved vigorously from another open carriage and an eager voice shouted a greeting. ‘Rider! Here! Rider!’

The hand and voice belonged to a tall, ragged young man who was painfully thin, very bony and lanky, dressed in shabby black and smoking a clay pipe that trickled a drift of ash down his waistcoat and jacket. His red hair was in need of a pair of scissors for it collapsed across his long-nosed face and flared above his wide and old-fashioned collar. ‘Drop the carriage steps,’ he instructed Sandman, ‘come on in. You’re monstrous late. Heydell scored thirty-four in the first innings and very well scored they were too. How are you, my dear fellow? Fowkes is bowling creditably well, but is a bit errant on the off side. Budd is carrying his bat, and the creature who has just come in is called Fellowes and I know nothing about him. You should be playing. You also look pale. Are you eating properly?’

‘I eat,’ Sandman said, ‘and you?’

‘God preserves me, in His effable wisdom He preserves me.’ The Reverend Lord Alexander Pleydell settled back on his seat. ‘I see my father ignored you?’

‘He nodded to me.’

‘He nodded? Ah! What graciousness. Is it true you played for Sir John Hart?’

‘Played and lost,’ Sandman said bitterly. ‘They were bribed.’

‘Dear Rider! I warned you of Sir John! Man’s nothing but greed. He only wanted you to play so that everyone would assume his team was incorruptible and it worked, didn’t it? I just hope he paid you well for he must have made a great deal of money from your gullibility. Would you like some tea? Of course you would. I shall have Hughes bring us tea and cake from Mrs Hillman’s stall, I think, don’t you? Budd looks good as ever, don’t he? What a hitter he is! Have you ever lifted his bat? It’s a club, a cudgel! Oh, well done, sir! Well struck! Go hard, sir, go hard!’ He was cheering on England and doing it in a very loud voice so that his father, whose team was playing against England, would hear him. ‘Capital, sir, well done! Hughes, my dear fellow, where are you?’

Hughes, Lord Alexander’s manservant, approached the side of the carriage. ‘My lord?’

‘Say hello to Captain Sandman, Hughes, and I think we might venture a pot of Mrs Hillman’s tea, don’t you? And perhaps some of her apricot cake?’ His lordship put money into his servant’s hand. ‘What are the bookies saying now, Hughes?’

‘They strongly favour your father’s eleven, my lord.’

Lord Alexander pressed two more coins on his servant. ‘Captain Sandman and I will wager a guinea apiece on an England win.’

‘I can’t afford such a thing,’ Sandman protested, ‘and besides I detest gambling on cricket.’

‘Don’t be pompous,’ Lord Alexander said, ‘we’re not bribing the players, merely risking cash on our appreciation of their skill. You truly do look pale, Rider, are you sickening? Cholera, perhaps? The plague? Consumption, maybe?’

‘Prison fever.’

‘My dear fellow!’ Lord Alexander looked horrified. ‘Prison fever? And for God’s sake sit down.’ The carriage swayed as Sandman sat opposite his friend. They had attended the same school where they had become inseparable friends and where Sandman, who had always excelled at games and was thus one of the school’s heroes, had protected Lord Alexander from the bullies who believed his lordship’s clubbed foot made him an object of ridicule. Sandman, on leaving school, had purchased a commission in the infantry while Lord Alexander, who was the Marquess of Canfield’s second son, had gone to Oxford where, in the first year that such things were awarded, he had taken a double first. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve been imprisoned,’ Lord Alexander now chided Sandman.

Sandman smiled and showed his friend the letter from the Home Office and then described his afternoon, though the telling of his tale was constantly interrupted by Lord Alexander’s exclamations of praise or scorn for the cricket, many of them uttered through a mouthful of Mrs Hillman’s apricot cake which his lordship reduced to a spattering of crumbs that joined the ashes on his waistcoat. Beside his chair he kept a bag filled with clay pipes and as soon as one became plugged he would take out another and strike flint on steel. The sparks chipped from the flint smouldered on his coat and on the carriage’s leather seat where they were either beaten out or faded on their own as his lordship puffed more smoke. ‘I must say,’ he said when he had considered Sandman’s story, ‘that I should deem it most unlikely that young Corday is guilty.’

‘But he’s been tried.’

‘My dear Rider! My dear, dear Rider! Rider, Rider, Rider. Rider! Have you ever been to the Old Bailey sessions? Of course you haven’t, you’ve been far too busy smiting the French, you wretch. But I dare say that inside of a week those four judges get through a hundred cases. Five a day apiece? They often do more. These folk don’t get trials, Rider, they get dragged through the tunnel from Newgate, come blinking into the Session House, are knocked down like bullocks and hustled off in manacles! It ain’t justice!’

‘They are defended, surely?’

Lord Alexander turned a shocked face on his friend. ‘The sessions ain’t your Courts Martial, Rider. This is England! What barrister will defend some penniless youth accused of sheep stealing?’

‘Corday isn’t penniless.’

‘But I’ll wager he isn’t rich. Good Lord, Rider, the woman was found naked, smothered in blood, with his palette knife in her throat.’

Sandman, watching the batsmen steal a quick single after an inelegant poke had trickled the ball down to square leg, was amused that his friend knew the details of Corday’s crime, suggesting that Lord Alexander, when he was not deep in volumes of philosophy, theology and literature, was dipping into the vulgar broadsheets that described England’s more violent crimes. ‘So you’re suggesting Corday is guilty,’ Sandman said.

‘No, Rider, I am suggesting that he looks guilty. There is a difference. And in any respectable system of justice we would devise ways of distinguishing between the appearance and the reality of guilt. But not in Sir John Silvester’s courtroom. The man’s a brute, a conscienceless brute. Oh, well struck, Budd, well struck! Run, man, run! Don’t dawdle!’ His lordship took up a new pipe and began setting fire to himself. ‘The whole system,’ he said between puffs, ‘is pernicious. Pernicious! They’ll sentence a hundred folk to hang, then only kill ten of them because the rest have commuted sentences. And how do you obtain a commutation? Why, by having the squire or the parson or his lordship sign the petition. But what if you don’t know such elevated folk? Then you’ll hang. Hang. You fool! You fool! Did you see that? Fellowes is bowled, by God! Middle stump! Closed his eyes and swung! He should be hanged. You see, Rider, what is happening? Society, that’s the respectable folk, you and me, well you at least, have devised a way to keep the lower orders under our control. We make them depend upon our mercy and our loving kindness. We condemn them to the gallows, then spare them and they are supposed to be grateful. Grateful! It is pernicious.’ Lord Alexander was thoroughly worked up now. His long hands were wringing together and his hair, already hopelessly tousled, was being shaken into a worse disorder. ‘Those damned Tories;’ he glared at Sandman, including him in this condemnation, ‘utterly pernicious!’ He frowned for a second, then a happy idea struck him. ‘You and I, Rider, we shall go to a hanging!’

‘No!’

‘It’s your duty, my dear fellow. Now that you are a functionary of this oppressive state you should understand just what brutality awaits these innocent souls. I shall write to the Keeper of Newgate and demand that you and I are given privileged access to the next execution. Oh, a change of bowler. This fellow’s said to twist it very cannily. You will have supper with me tonight?’

‘In Hampstead?’

‘Of course in Hampstead,’ Lord Alexander said, ‘it is where I live and dine, Rider.’

‘Then I won’t.’

Lord Alexander sighed. He had tried hard to persuade Sandman to move into his house and Sandman had been tempted, for Lord Alexander’s father, despite disagreeing with all his son’s radical beliefs, lavished an allowance on him that permitted the radical to enjoy a carriage, stables, servants and a rare library, but Sandman had learnt that to spend more than a few hours in his friend’s company was to end up arguing bitterly. It was better, far better, to be independent.

‘I saw Eleanor last Saturday,’ Lord Alexander said with his usual tactlessness.

‘I trust she was well?’

‘I’m sure she was, but I rather think I forgot to ask. But then, why should one ask? It seems so redundant. She was obviously not dying, she looked well, so why should I ask? You recall Paley’s Principles?’

‘Is that a book?’ Sandman asked, and was rewarded with an incredulous look. ‘I’ve not read it,’ he added hastily.

‘What have you been doing with your life?’ Lord Alexander asked testily. ‘I shall lend it to you, but only so that you can understand the vile arguments that are advanced on the scaffold’s behalf. Do you know,’ Lord Alexander emphasised his next point by stabbing Sandman with the mouthpiece of his pipe, ‘that Paley actually condoned hanging the innocent on the specious grounds that capital punishment is a necessity, that errors cannot be avoided in an imperfect world and that the guiltless suffer, therefore, so that general society might be safer. The innocent who are executed thus form an inevitable, if regrettable, sacrifice. Can you credit such an argument? They should have hanged Paley for it!’

‘He was a clergyman, I believe?’ Sandman said, applauding a subtle snick that sent a fielder running towards the Chiswell Street boundary.

‘Of course he was a clergyman, but what does that have to do with the matter? I am a clergyman, does that give my arguments divine force? You are absurd at times.’ Lord Alexander had broken the stem of his pipe while prodding his friend and now needed to light another. ‘I confess that Thomas Jefferson makes the exact same point, of course, but I find his reasoning more elegant than Paley’s.’

‘Meaning,’ Sandman said, ‘that Jefferson is a hero of yours and can do no wrong.’

‘I hope I am more discerning than that,’ Lord Alexander replied huffily, ‘and even you must allow that Jefferson has political reasons for his beliefs.’

‘Which makes them all the more reprehensible,’ Sandman said, ‘and you’re on fire.’

‘So I am,’ Lord Alexander beat at his coat. ‘Eleanor asked after you, as I recall.’

‘She did?’

‘Did I not just say so? And I said I had no doubt you were in fine fettle. Oh, well struck, sir, well struck. Budd hits almost as hard as you! She and I met at the Egyptian Hall. There was a lecture about,’ he paused, frowning as he stared at the batsmen, ‘bless me, I’ve quite forgotten why I went, but Eleanor was there with Doctor Vaux and his wife. My God, that man is a fool.’

‘Vaux?’

‘No, the new batsman! No point in waving the bat idly! Strike, man, strike, it’s what the bat is for! Eleanor had a message for you.’

‘She did?’ Sandman’s heart quickened. His engagement to Eleanor might be broken off, but he was still in love with her. ‘What?’

‘What, indeed?’ Lord Alexander frowned. ‘Slipped my mind, Rider, slipped it altogether. Dear me, but it can’t have been important. Wasn’t important at all. And as for the Countess of Avebury!’ He shuddered, evidently unable to express any kind of opinion on the murdered woman.

‘What of her ladyship?’ Sandman asked, knowing it would be pointless to pursue Eleanor’s forgotten message.

‘Ladyship! Ha!’ Lord Alexander’s exclamation was loud enough to draw the gaze of a hundred spectators. ‘That baggage,’ he said, then remembered his calling. ‘Poor woman, but translated to a warmer place, no doubt. If anyone wanted her dead I should think it would be her husband. The wretched man must be weighted down with horns!’