Eligible

Chapter 146 (#litres_trial_promo)

Part III (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 147 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 148 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 149 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 150 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 151 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 152 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 153 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 154 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 155 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 156 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 157 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 158 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 159 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 160 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 161 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 162 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 163 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 164 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 165 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 166 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 167 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 168 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 169 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 170 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 171 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 172 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 173 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 174 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 175 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 176 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 177 (#litres_trial_promo)

Four Months Later (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 178 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 179 (#litres_trial_promo)

Two Weeks Later (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 180 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 181 (#litres_trial_promo)

Acknowledgments (#litres_trial_promo)

An essay by Curtis Sittenfeld (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

Also by Curtis Sittenfeld (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

PART I (#ulink_016a3977-940a-560b-b6e4-309f6e29c936)

Chapter 1 (#ulink_bb87a596-6717-5117-a827-597aee4a0ace)

Well before his arrival in Cincinnati, everyone knew that Chip Bingley was looking for a wife. Two years earlier, Chip—graduate of Dartmouth College and Harvard Medical School, scion of the Pennsylvania Bingleys, who in the twentieth century had made their fortune in plumbing fixtures—had, ostensibly with some reluctance, appeared on the juggernaut reality television show Eligible. Over the course of eight weeks in the fall of 2011, twenty-five single women had lived together in a mansion in Rancho Cucamonga, California, and vied for Chip’s heart: accompanying him on dates to play blackjack in Las Vegas and taste wine at vineyards in Napa Valley, fighting with and besmirching one another in and out of his presence. At the end of each episode, every woman received either a kiss on the lips from him, which meant she would continue to compete, or a kiss on the cheek, which meant she had to return home immediately. In the final episode, with only two women remaining—Kara, a wide-eyed, blond-ringleted twenty-three-year-old former college cheerleader turned second-grade teacher from Jackson, Mississippi, and Marcy, a duplicitous yet alluring brunette twenty-eight-year-old dental hygienist from Morristown, New Jersey—Chip wept profusely and declined to propose marriage to either. They both were extraordinary, he declared, stunning and intelligent and sophisticated, but toward neither did he feel what he termed “a soul connection.” In compliance with FCC regulations, Marcy’s subsequent tirade consisted primarily of bleeped-out words that nevertheless did little to conceal her rage.

“It’s not because he was on that silly show that I want him to meet our girls,” Mrs. Bennet told her husband over breakfast on a morning in late June. The Bennets lived on Grandin Road, in a sprawling eight-bedroom Tudor in Cincinnati’s Hyde Park neighborhood. “I never even saw it. But he went to Harvard Medical School, you know.”

“So you’ve mentioned,” said Mr. Bennet.

“After all we’ve been through, I wouldn’t mind a doctor in the family,” Mrs. Bennet said. “Call that self-serving if you like, but I’d say it’s smart.”