Satan’s Tail

‘Inform him we intend to help him,’ said Storm.

The ship took a hard turn to port, still working to duck the rapidly approaching torpedoes.

‘Steady, now, Jones,’ Marcum told the man at the helm as the ship leaned hard toward the water. The helmsman had put a little too much into the maneuver; the Abner Read’s bow tucked well below the waves as she spun. The ship forgave him, picking her bow up and stabilizing in the proper direction.

‘Torpedo one has passed. Torpedo two has self-destructed,’ said the computer.

‘They’re running for it,’ said Eyes.

‘They can’t run fast enough,’ answered Storm. ‘Full active radar. Target the missile ship. I want him for dinner.’

Dreamland 3 November 1997 0901

Dog looked up at the familiar knock. Chief Master Sergeant Terrence ‘Ax’ Gibbs appeared in the doorway, head cocked in a way that indicated the chief wanted to talk to the colonel in confidence for a few moments. Bastian might be the commander of Dreamland – the Air Force’s secret high-tech development facility in the Nevada desert – but Ax Gibbs was the oil that made the vast and complicated engine run smoothly.

‘Chief?’

‘Couple of things, couple of things,’ said Ax, sliding into the office.

Dog knew from the tone in the chief’s voice that he was going to once again bring up their chronic personnel shortages. He reached to his coffee cup for reinforcement.

‘Need a refresher?’ asked Ax.

‘No thanks.’

‘I’ve been looking at head counts …’ Ax began, introducing a brief lecture that compared Dreamland’s overall workforce to a number of other Air Force commands and facilities, as well as DARPA – the Department of Defense Advanced Research Program Agency – and a number of private industry think tanks. The study was impressive for both its breadth and depth. Ax’s numbers not only compared overall positions, but broke them down to real-life instances, such as the number of people sweeping the floors. (Dreamland had exactly two people doing this, both airmen with a long list of other duties. The men had been drafted – to put it euphemistically – into the service when budget cuts eliminated the contract civilian cleaners.)

‘… and we’re not even considering the fact that a good portion of the head count here is also involved in Whiplash,’ added Ax. He was referring to Dreamland’s ‘action’ component, which included a ground special operations team, headed by Danny Freah, as well as whatever aircraft were needed for the mission.

‘Preaching to the converted,’ said Dog.

‘Yes, but I do have an idea,’ said Ax. ‘Congresswoman Kelly.’

‘Congresswoman Kelly?’

‘Congresswoman due in next week on the VIP tour,’ said Ax. ‘She has a staffer who has a brother in the Air Force. If a nonclassified version of the report were to find its way into the staffer’s hands …’

‘No thank you,’ said Dog curtly. He reached for some of the papers Ax had brought in.

‘Colonel –’

‘I don’t want to play Washington games.’

‘With respect, sir.’

Dog put down the papers and looked up at the chief. Ax’s lips were pressed together so firmly that his jowls bulged.

‘Ax, you know you can speak freely to me any time,’ said Dog. ‘Hell, I expect it. None of this “with respect” shit. You want to call me a jackass, go for it. You’ve earned it.’

‘Colonel… Dog.’ The chief pulled over the nearby chair and sat down, leaning forward with his elbows on the desk. ‘Your people are really busting. Really, really busting.’

‘I know that.’

‘We have to get more people here. And that’s true everywhere. Dr Rubeo was saying –’

‘Ray could find a cloud over the desert, and does so regularly.’

‘Even the scientists are overworked. Jennifer has what, five different projects going? She’s been the main test pilot on the Werewolves after Sandy Culver and Zen. Did you know that?’

‘Did I?’ Dog laughed. ‘She brags about it all the time.’

‘Well, now I like her a lot, but she has other things she’s gotta do. And the rest of the people here, hell, they’re as bad or worse. Civilian scientists, military officers, and enlisted – they’re all overworked workaholics. Problem is, Colonel, sooner or later the people who can leave will leave. Sooner or later, when you haven’t had a chance to sleep in a week, it catches up to you.’

‘Who hasn’t slept in a week?’

Ax rose from the chair.

‘I’ll do what I can, Ax,’ said Dog. ‘But I’m not sneaking through the back corridors of Congress to get what we need.’

‘Yes, sir. Major Smith is outside, reporting for duty.’

Ax opened the door before Dog could say anything else. Mack Smith was sitting in the outer office, flirting with the secretary.

‘Mack,’ said Dog, getting up. ‘I thought you were in rehab.’

‘I am,’ said Smith. He turned awkwardly in his wheelchair and rolled toward the doorway. Even though the door had been widened after Zen returned to active duty, it was a tight squeeze. It took Mack a few seconds to maneuver through the doorway.

‘Major Mack Smith, formerly of the Brunei Royal Air Force, reporting for active duty,’ said Smith.

‘I thought we agreed you would use the facilities here but wait to get back to work until the doctors gave you a clean bill of health.’

‘Ah, the doctors say I’m fine.’

‘The doctors said there’s no reason you won’t get your legs back. That’s not quite fine.’

‘What do the doctors know? Besides, Zen didn’t wait.’

‘Zen’s circumstances were different,’ said Dog.

‘Sure. He had a high-powered lawyer read the Air Force and the DoD the riot act,’ said Mack. ‘And he was related to the base commander.’

Dog bristled. Zen was his son-in-law, but he had had nothing to do with his reinstatement.

‘Zen was posted here before I arrived,’ said Dog.

‘Look, Colonel, the thing is – I’m bored out of my skull, right? I’m going through rehab. I have to come onto the base every day. Might as well put me to work, right?’

‘It’s not that I don’t want to put you to work, Mack.’