The Midnight Gang

The porter rolled his eyes at Tom, but once again the boy didn’t react.

Without even so much as glancing at him, Matron said to the man, “Porter, you may go before you stink out my ward!”

The porter sighed before giving a brief smile and nod to all the children on the ward.

“Quickly!” shouted the woman, and the man limped off as fast as he could, dragging his withered leg behind him.

Tom began longing to be back at school. The children’s ward seemed an utterly miserable place to be.

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Matron launched into what seemed like a very well-rehearsed speech. A speech she must have given to all her new patients.

“Now, young man, this is MY ward and these are MY rules. Lights out at 8pm sharp. No talking after lights out. No reading under the covers. No eating of sweeties. If I do hear the rustle of sweet papers in the dark, I will confiscate them on the spot. Yes, that includes you, George!”

The podgy boy immediately stopped chewing, and kept his mouth tightly shut so Matron couldn’t see he was chewing a chocolate at that very moment.

The woman continued at quite a pace. Her words snapped like the crack of a whip.

“No getting out of bed. No visits to the toilet during the night; that is what the bedpan is for. You will find a bedpan under your bed. There is a bell on the wall by your head. Ring the bell in the night only in an absolute emergency. Do you understand me?”

“Yes,” replied Tom. It was like being told off before you had actually even done anything wrong.

“Now, have you brought any pyjamas with you?” she asked.

“No,” replied Tom. “I must have been rushed here in an ambulance when I was knocked out on the cricket pitch. I didn’t have a chance to pack anything, so I’ve just got my cricket kit that I came in. I don’t mind sleeping in it.”

Matron’s lips curled in horror. “Repulsive child! You are as bad as that disgusting excuse for a human being, the porter. He smells like he sleeps in his clothes. Ha ha! Can we call your parents to bring some pyjamas for you?”

Tom shook his head sorrowfully.

“Why not?”

“My mother and father live abroad.”

“Where?”

The boy hesitated before answering. “I am not sure.”

“You are not sure?!” said Matron loudly so everyone could hear. It was as if she wanted all the children in the ward to enjoy the new boy being humiliated as much as she did.

“They move around a lot for my father’s work. I know it’s somewhere with a desert.”

“Well, that narrows it down!” she snarled sarcastically. “You don’t even know what country your own parents live in! Well, you will fit right in here. The children in this ward are all ones whose parents don’t ever visit for one reason or another. They are either too poor to travel like Amber’s, or too ill like Robin’s, or live too far away like Sally’s. George has the best reason, though. Would you care to explain why your parents never visit, George?”

“Nah,” the boy muttered in his cockney accent. The accent struck Tom, as no one at his boarding school talked like George. The poor boy looked desperately embarrassed. “Don’t …”

“George’s father is in prison! For robbery, no less! So if anything goes missing in the ward we’ll know who to blame! Like father, like son! Ha ha!”

“I ain’t a thief!” shouted George.

“No need to be so sensitive, child. It’s just my little joke!”

“Well, it ain’t funny!” he replied.

“Ooh!” she added mockingly. “I’ve touched a nerve! Now I have an idea for you, Tom. Let me find you something to wear in my lost-property box.”

With a glint in her eye, Matron turned on her heel and disappeared into her office. Moments later, she emerged with her hands behind her back and a suspicious grin on her face.

“I am awfully sad to say, Tom, that I don’t have any pyjamas to fit you!” she said. “So you will just have to wear this!”

From behind her back, Matron produced a pink, frilly nightdress. The smug grin on her face became even smugger.

Tom looked at the pink, frilly nightdress with horror. If the other boys in his boarding school ever heard about him wearing it, he would never ever live it down. In fact, he would be forever known as Pink-Frilly-Nightdress Boy.

“Please just let me keep my cricket gear on, Matron,” pleaded Tom.

“I said no!” snapped Matron.

“I got pyjamas ’e can borrow,” said George.

“Don’t be ridiculous, child!” replied the lady in a flash. “Look at the size of you, boy! They will be far too big! Your pyjamas would be too big for an elephant! Ha ha ha!”

Once again, no one laughed except Matron.

“Now get this on right away or I will report you to the principal of the hospital, Sir Quentin Strillers. He would take a very dim view of a boy like you and could have you thrown out on the street!” said the lady as she whisked the curtains round the boy’s bed. She stayed on the outside, leaving Tom to try to wriggle out of his clothes and into the nightdress on his own.

“Quickly!” ordered Matron.

“I am nearly there!” called out Tom as he pulled the thing over his head. “OK!” he said, even though he felt far from OK.

Matron then whisked the curtains back to reveal Tom.

There stood Pink-Frilly-Nightdress Boy in all his pink-frilly-nightdress glory.

“Actually, it suits ya!” said George.

“I so wish I could see it,” murmured Robin.

“No you don’t!” replied Amber.

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Tom had had some humiliating things happen to him at his school over the years.

There was the time when … his shorts split while he was doing gymnastics …

his clay spun off the wheel in Pottery class and hit his art teacher on the face, sending her flying …