The Birthday That Changed Everything: Perfect summer holiday reading!

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Chapter 32 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 39 (#litres_trial_promo)

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PART FOUR: Endings and Beginnings (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 43 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 47 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 49 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 50 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 51 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 53 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 55 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 59 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 60 (#litres_trial_promo)

PART FIVE: Turkey – Two Years Later (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 61 (#litres_trial_promo)

Back Ads (#litres_trial_promo)

Acknowledgements (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

Also by Debbie Johnson (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

PART ONE (#u6c59fd95-bf25-5959-8374-20bd2d0accd6)

Chapter 1 (#u6c59fd95-bf25-5959-8374-20bd2d0accd6)

I was online, buying myself a fortieth birthday present from my husband, when I discovered he was leaving me for a Latvian lap-dancer less than half my age.

Now, I like to think I’m an open-minded woman, but that definitely wasn’t on my wish list.

One minute I was sipping coffee, listening to the radio and trying to choose between a new Dyson and a course of Botox, and the next it all came apart at the seams. The rug was tugged from beneath my feet, and I was left lying on my almost middle-aged backside, wondering where I’d gone wrong. All while I was listening to a band called The Afterbirth, in an attempt to understand my Goth daughter’s tortured psyche.

The Internet wasn’t helping my mood either. I knew the Dyson was the sensible choice, but the Botox ad kept springing into evil cyber-life whenever my cursor brushed against it. Maybe it was God’s way of telling me I was an ugly old hag who desperately needed surgical intervention.