The Bookshop on Rosemary Lane: The feel-good read perfect for those long winter nights

‘Did your mum and dad let you get that?’ bellowed Isaac, the bolder of the pair. ‘Or did you just get it?’

‘She just got it,’ Mark announced tersely. ‘No permission was sought.’ Noah, Isaac’s brother, laughed as if this were the funniest thing he’d ever heard.

‘I’m eighteen,’ Sophie said with a roll of her eyes, glancing at her boyfriend Liam, who merely shrugged in response.

‘D’you like it?’ Isaac asked him.

‘Yeah, it’s all right,’ Liam replied.

‘Wish she’d got one with your name on it?’

‘No, ’course not.’

‘Yeah, ’cause then if you split up, that’d be so embarrassing.’

‘Isaac!’ Tamsin snapped, causing him to totter back and shroud himself, like a toddler might, in the heavy velvet curtain.

Della caught Freda’s eye and grimaced. In fact, she had been pretty dismayed about Sophie having her beautiful creamy skin indelibly inked, but then, what could she have done to prevent it? Seized her daughter’s money or kept her under lock and key? Without prior consultation Sophie had taken herself off to Screaming Skulls, an insalubrious-sounding place in town – since boarded up, disconcertingly – and returned home with her wrist bandaged. The bandage was soon removed to reveal a wobbly line of scabs, which eventually fell away to reveal a daisy-chain design. ‘My God, it looks so sore,’ Della had exclaimed, examining the inflamed, puffy skin.

‘It’s fine,’ Sophie insisted.

‘Are you sure? It looks, I don’t know, kind of angry.’

‘You’d be angry,’ Mark had muttered, ‘if you’d been pierced with a needle thousands of times and pumped full of ink.’

Della glanced around the room, noticing that Terry and Val, Mark’s parents, had just arrived, looking quite terrified as both twins twirled energetically in the curtains while neither Jeff nor Tamsin made a move to stop them.

‘So sorry we’re late,’ Val explained as Della offered them their preferred cups of sweet, weak tea. ‘The car broke down, we’d hardly been going five minutes …’

‘Well, Val had put petrol in,’ Terry admonished her.

‘I thought it was diesel, dear.’

‘But it wasn’t.’

Della tried to placate them with mini tarts and fairy cakes, but no, they both had digestive issues at the moment – ‘I couldn’t stomach a thing,’ Val whimpered – and they looked around Kitty’s living room in awe, as if they had accidentally stumbled into a minor stately home. Everything seemed to intimidate them, Della reflected. In fact, she had long been concerned about her in-laws, now in their late-seventies, living in their cottage on the North Yorkshire coast. Sparsely furnished and permanently cold, it had nothing of note nearby apart from a fume-belching refinery and an abattoir. Della worried about them, so stuck in their ways and rarely venturing out, but had long since given up on suggesting to Mark that they should invite them over more often. ‘You know what it’s like when they come,’ he’d said, and Della did know; it was as if all their spirit had been directed into the raising of Mark, their only child whom they doted upon, leaving nothing left over for themselves. ‘Excuse me, Della,’ Val whispered now, ‘could I possibly use your bathroom?’

Della escorted her to the antiquated loo upstairs and on her return gave Mark’s hand a brief squeeze as she drifted by. He had escaped from Jeff only to be cornered by Nicola Crowther who ran the sole hair salon in Burley Bridge and who had only recently upgraded from the rubber cap method to foils. ‘All these cookbooks,’ she exclaimed, gesticulating towards the bookcases by the fireplace. ‘I’ve never seen so many!’

‘There are hundreds of them in the kitchen, too,’ Mark murmured, ‘and in the bedrooms and bathroom. They’re crammed into every room of the house.’

‘Amazing,’ she gasped as Roxanne strode past. ‘Oh, look at you, Roxy Cartwright. I haven’t seen you for years. Barely recognised you. You’re so glamorous!’

‘I don’t know about that,’ Roxanne said with a tight laugh. She had politely requested that no one should ever again call her Roxy before leaving for London.

‘Seriously, are you planning to age at any point? You’re putting us country people to shame …’

‘You look great too, Nicola,’ Roxanne murmured. Della saw the tendons tighten in her sister’s long, slender neck.

‘Thanks, but honestly, there must be something in that London water.’ Nicola gazed at Roxanne reverentially as if she were a beautiful, unaffordable dress. ‘You’re only four years younger than Della, aren’t you? Incredible! But then, you are very different physically, you with your lovely blue eyes and Della with brown.’

Something clenched in Della’s chest. It was true, they barely looked like sisters at all, and at forty-six years old, Roxanne appeared eerily youthful: aided by whitened teeth, expensively honeyed hair plus, Della suspected, the occasional shot of Botox and a filler or two.

‘Still working on that magazine?’ Nicola wanted to know.

‘Yep, still hanging on in there.’

‘You must meet so many famous people! D’you get lots of free clothes?’ While Roxanne insisted that she didn’t – ‘It’s not nearly as glamorous as people think’ – Della coaxed the twins out of the curtains with a plate of cookies, and caught snippets of village news from Len who, as well as running the garage, seemed to be the oracle of everything that happened in Burley Bridge. Virtually everyone else had gathered around Roxanne, as if hoping that a little of her London glitz might rub off on them. But no matter, Della decided: at least everyone was here to celebrate Kitty’s life. That’s why she had pulled out all the stops, having placed a notice – an open invitation really – in the window of Irene’s shop. Virtually everyone had come, all the villagers who had known Kitty – for fifty-odd years, some of them – even though they hadn’t been what you’d call close to her. Because no one was. Real friends had fallen away over the years, like dead-headed flowers. There’d be some imagined slight, a hastily ended phone call, and their name would be angrily scribbled out of Kitty’s address book.

Della nibbled a cucumber sandwich and wondered whether Morna, Kitty’s nearest neighbour, had given any thought today to her run-in with Kitty over a visitor parking in ‘her’ space, even though the road outside Rosemary Cottage belonged to no one (maybe the council or the road department or something: Della had no idea. But she did know Kitty had no legal claim on it). She wondered, too, what Irene would have thought if she’d known that Kitty had scraped the chicken and leek pie into the bin, and whether Len was aware that she’d gone around complaining that he’d ‘poisoned’ her car by putting the wrong kind of oil in it.

The afternoon wore on, and then the villagers began to drift out amidst thank yous and hugs, leaving just Della’s extended family – ‘My tattoo,’ Isaac announced, ‘is going to be of a dog pooing’ – plus Freda, who was rounding up glasses and crumb-strewn plates in the manner of an efficient waitress.

Reclining in an armchair while Tamsin admonished their sons, Jeff sipped his red wine. ‘Well, I thought that went very well,’ he said, his glow of satisfaction almost visible, as if he had fashioned those savoury tarts with his own, eerily baby-soft hands.

Chapter Three (#u44dfd2bd-bdc2-53f7-a19b-dc9764fce377)

The plan had been for the family to spend the night at Rosemary Cottage. Della had changed all the beds, opened the windows to let in a waft of fresh Yorkshire air and set vases of garden flowers on the bedside tables in the four low-ceilinged bedrooms. However Isaac and Noah had kicked up a stink about ‘sleeping where someone’s died’: ‘What if she haunts us?’ Noah had exclaimed. ‘What if she touches my face in the night?’ No amount of persuasion – including Della reminding them that Grandma Kitty had actually ended her days at Perivale House – had changed their minds. Tamsin, too, had admitted that staying there might be ‘a little creepy’, and naturally Roxanne wasn’t happy to sleep in her childhood bedroom alone. So here they all were in Della’s lounge: far too many of them, arranged on the two facing sofas as if waiting for a train.

‘So,’ Jeff said, turning to Sophie, ‘are you really sure about art college? I mean, is it the wisest choice?’

She picked at a burgundy-painted fingernail. ‘Well, yes, Uncle Jeff. It’s what I’ve always wanted to do. I’ve got my place, my accommodation, it’s all sorted out.’

‘Yes, but those childhood dreams, whims, whatever you want to call them …’ Della glared at her brother, who was holding court whilst making inroads into a second bottle of red. ‘I don’t mean to rain on your parade,’ he blustered on, ‘but have you thought about the small matter of how you’re going to make a living afterwards?’

‘Jeff,’ Della spluttered, ‘Sophie’s only eighteen. All that can come later.’

‘And we’ve discussed it all with her,’ Mark added, his cheeks flushed, either from the wine or annoyance or perhaps a combination of the two. ‘It’s all been carefully considered.’

‘Dad, please don’t talk about me as if I’m not here,’ Sophie snapped.

Throughout this exchange Mark’s parents had sat jammed close together on one of the stone-coloured sofas, as if they felt themselves unworthy of sitting on it. Val sipped her requested tap water and nibbled tentatively on a tortilla chip. ‘Well,’ Jeff boomed on, ‘let’s hope your parents are prepared to support you when you’re starving in a garret.’

‘Jeff!’ Tamsin exclaimed, turning to pat Sophie’s knee. ‘He’s only joking, darling.’

Sophie turned to her father. ‘What’s a garret?’

‘An attic,’ Mark said briskly.

‘Not just an ordinary attic,’ Della added, refilling her own wine glass. ‘It’s cold and miserable, probably with a bare bulb and a cracked window and the wind whistling through …’

‘Nice,’ Sophie retorted. ‘Sounds perfect, Mum. When can I move in?’

Della forced a smile and touched her brow. It was sticky with perspiration. Actually, a draughty garret did sound appealing right now; it was terribly hot in here, or perhaps her internal thermostat had gone haywire. This had been happening lately – the sudden power surges to her face, and waking up in the night with the sheets clinging to her drenched body. Maybe that’s why Mark had taken to sleeping at the very far edge of the bed. It couldn’t be pleasant, lying entwined with someone bathed in sweat: a bit like sleeping with a fish. Della often tried to reassure herself that this was the case, rather than the possibility that he no longer found her remotely attractive. Anyway, was it realistic to expect a passionate relationship when they’d been together for over two decades?

Tamsin chuckled awkwardly and picked a bobble of fluff off her pink Boden cardi. ‘I think what Jeff means’ – why did she do this, as if an interpreter was needed? – ‘is that maybe, I don’t know, there are more lucrative routes you could take, Sophie. Like, er …’

‘Like banking?’ Sophie snorted.