Mr. And Mrs. Wrong

Last year she and her oldest sister, Leigh, had gone to Pittsburgh to be bridesmaids in their cousin’s wedding, and Lucky had found body number fifteen in the bathroom off the lounge of the Holiday Inn. Jack Cahill was the investigator on the case.

The attraction had been instant, the courtship wild and brief. Phone calls nearly every night. A couple of weekend trips to see each other. He’d come down to meet her family and visit Potock’s police department.

When the local chief, Rolly Akers, inquired if Jack was interested in relocating permanently and heading the revamped detective division, the offer had seemed like a gift from God. They’d married nine days later in the office of the probate judge.

And she’d never been happier in her life.

Until her new husband discovered she was a tiny bit eccentric. Her odd propensity to attract things that were no longer living wasn’t an asset, either.

“If you hadn’t rushed out mad last night,” she told him, “you might’ve been the one to pass through here first thing this morning and find the body.”

“Forgive me if I have a major problem with snakes in my bathtub.”

“They weren’t poisonous.”

“And you think that matters?”

Yes, it mattered, and she told him so. She’d caught the water snakes to photograph, had built an enclosure by the pier where she’d planned to put them at first light. She’d needed a way to keep them wet and contained until morning, and the bathtub had been the logical choice.

“This isn’t the place to talk about our personal problems,” he said. “I’ve got work to do.”

“So do I.”

“I want your film. I need the photographs you took before my unit got here.”

“I didn’t take any.”

He held out his hand. “Come on, Lucky. I don’t have time for games. You shot at least a roll before you called it in. I know you. You recorded every gory detail.”

“I did not!”

She tried to act indignant, but he saw right through it. He snapped his fingers with impatience. “Give it to me. No screwing around anymore. This isn’t funny.”

“No! It’s newspaper property. Leigh would skin my hide. You’ll get me in trouble.”

“I’ll make you prints and bring them over.”

“No, I’ll make you prints and bring them over.”

“I need them for evidence.”

“And I need them for the Sunday paper.”

He pinched his forehead. “Do you have to argue with me about everything? You’re too damn much work.”

His words wounded her gravely, and he had to know it. She teetered between anger and despair, settling on despair.

“I didn’t mean that,” he said immediately.

“Yes, you did.” Her voice quavered.

“No, not the way it came out.”

“Yes, you did, and that’s the root of the real problem between us. You married me thinking everything would be easy, that I’d be easy. You created this fantasy about the perfect life. House. Kids. Job. Extended family. A wife you could control. But then you found out you’d married a woman who refuses to fit your fantasy.”

“That’s oversimplifying it.”

“Maybe, but it’s still accurate.”

“I don’t want to control you, Lucky, only protect you.”

“No, you want to change me, because deep down you don’t really like who I am.” She walked to the back of the Blazer and reached into her bag. “Here.” She slapped the film into his hand. She pushed up the tailgate and closed the hatch. When she walked to the driver’s door, Jack tried to stop her, but she ignored him and got in.

“Sweetheart, wait,” he said through the open window.

“The sad part is I’m stupid enough to still love you.”

“I love you, too. That’s never been the issue.”

She wouldn’t even dignify his comment with a response. If he loved her, he would never have left her. He’d accept her for who she was. She cranked the engine and put the vehicle into gear. “Move if you don’t want to get run over.”

He didn’t budge.

“Move or I’ll show you in front of your officers what a hissy fit really looks like.”

He took a step back and raised his hands in surrender. She drove off, spewing dust and gravel behind her.

By the time she got the hundred yards to the barricade and went around it, she was weeping. Hiding her sobs from the uniformed cop was impossible, so she didn’t try.

The clock in the dash said it wasn’t even nine, and already it had been a horrible day. She blotted her tears on the sleeve of her shirt and tried to control herself, fumbling in her purse for sunglasses.

If she went into the office with red eyes, she’d have to answer a million questions, and she couldn’t handle that now. What she’d rather do was go home, sit on the pier for the rest of the day and feel sorry for herself. Unfortunately she had too much work and a noon deadline.

Worse than that, she’d have to face Jack again in a little while. It would take him about two hours to get that film over to the police lab and have it developed—and discover she’d given him photos of a twelve-pound squash.

THE BUILDING THAT HOUSED the Register had begun its life before 1870 as a pickle factory. Some days Lucky could still smell the brine that had once saturated the hardwood floor.

She loved every square inch of the place, from the elegant antique doors at the front to the ink-stained concrete in the pressroom.

She particularly loved the second floor, her own private domain. Storage took up most of it, but she had a fair-size darkroom, a bathroom and a “parlor” that overlooked the street. The natural light in the front room, filtered by the beveled glass in the windows, was exceptional.

The office was already bustling when she arrived. The newspaper published twice weekly, on Sundays and Wednesdays, so the composing room did computer pasteup for those editions on Monday and Friday mornings.

She’d called Leigh on her cell phone earlier to tell her about the train accident and the bomb threat. Pushing through the doors, Lucky headed straight for the stairs with only a wave to the office and advertising staff and down the hall past the framed copies of front pages with historic headlines:

Local Man Commands Shuttle

Plant To Bring 300 Jobs