Perfect Dead: A gripping crime thriller that will keep you hooked

‘What’s this I hear about you fannying around with this suicide and whipping it up into a murder investigation?’

Never one for the social niceties, the Super. Preoccupied with the massive changes being wrought by the centralization of the Scottish police force, his bad temper was permanently bubbling under the surface. Judging by the smell of stale whisky that had preceded him into the room, he might be drowning his sorrows in alcohol. Officers like him, who had joined straight out of school and bludgeoned their way up through the ranks, were something of a rarity now.

‘It’s not a murder investigation, yet, sir,’ said Farrell. ‘However, there are some unanswered questions.’

‘Well, get on with it, man. I don’t want this case turning into the same Horlicks that we had last year. I want it wrapped up, pronto.’

Farrell became aware that he was grinding his teeth.

‘I’ll do what I can, sir,’ he snapped.

The two men looked at each other for a long moment before the Super turned on his heel and left. Farrell knew that he was partly to blame for their antagonistic relationship, but the man never missed an opportunity to rile him. Walker harboured a deep mistrust of him, due to the fact he was still a Roman Catholic priest, albeit no longer practising. A bigot through and through, he couldn’t trust what he didn’t understand. The events of last year hadn’t helped matters.

There was a light tap at his door and DI Kate Moore popped her head round it.

‘Got a minute?’

‘For you? Always,’ he said. ‘What can I do for you, Kate?’

She sank gracefully onto the chair in front of his desk, her lovely grey eyes regarding him. They had grown closer of late, but he still felt he had barely scraped the surface, as she was so reserved.

‘I heard about that poor young man this morning,’ she said.

‘It may not be what it seems, Kate,’ he said. ‘My gut’s telling me there’s more to it than a simple suicide.’

‘You suspect foul play?’

‘Possibly. Can’t rule it out yet.’

‘Odd that it happened in Kirkcudbright. You know that case I’m working on, the forgery one?’

‘Vaguely,’ said Farrell.

‘Well, the latest intel from Glasgow is that the forger may be somewhere in the Kirkcudbright area. We caught a break a couple of days ago. A tractor and trailer was involved in an accident on the A75. The driver legged it from the scene, but a forged Hornel painting was recovered beneath the hay bales.’

‘Hornel? Isn’t that the post-impressionist artist that lived in Broughton House, in Kirkcudbright?’

‘The one and the same. I didn’t have you down for an art buff?’

‘I’m not,’ he said. ‘Took my mother for lunch in Kirkcudbright in December. She wanted a whirl around the house and garden. Not my cup of tea,’ he said.

She smiled at him, and he felt those level grey eyes stare right into his soul. After so many years of estrangement from the indomitable Yvonne Farrell, Kate knew that a day trip marked a significant thaw on both sides.

‘The man from this morning,’ he said, suddenly diverted by a thought that had just struck him. ‘He was an artist, a pretty good one by all accounts. You don’t think he was involved in your case at all, do you?’

‘I highly doubt it. Throw a stick in Kirkcudbright and you’ll hit an artist. That’s what it’s known for. It’s officially designated as an Artists’ Town.’

‘True. I might want to poke around in your files at a later date, though.’

‘Be my guest.’ She stood up to go. Cool, elegant, unreachable.

They heard a commotion further along the corridor with muttered apologies and the sounds of files clattering onto the floor.

‘That would be Mhairi back then,’ she said with a raised eyebrow.

‘I’d put money on it,’ Farrell muttered, striding to the door and opening it.

Mhairi came charging in, laden with folders, almost cannoning in to DI Moore.

‘Oops, sorry, ma’am, didn’t see you there. Is this a bad time?’

‘We should really put a bell around your neck to warn of your approach, Mhairi,’ said DI Moore, as she left the room.

Mhairi looked offended and stuck out her tongue at Kate’s departing back, then swung around abashed as she remembered Farrell.

‘I saw that,’ he said.

‘Sorry, sir, I like DI Moore. But, she’s always so perfect and unruffled. Shows the rest of us up.’

Farrell suspected that DI Moore’s apparent serenity, rather like his own, had been hard won; although he didn’t share that thought with Mhairi.

‘When’s the post-mortem, sir?’

‘Tomorrow at nine. You volunteering?’

‘No, sir!’ she looked horrified.

‘I’ll take that as a yes, then. Seriously, Mhairi, you have to get used to them. Once you’re made up to sergeant, you’ll be expected to attend.’

‘Fine,’ she sighed. ‘I’ll come.’

‘I reckon we should nip back out to Kirkcudbright for a look around the scene again. It’ll be easier to be objective now that the body’s been removed.’

Chapter Six (#ulink_2191a29c-16b5-5cb8-9b24-02d6c414ff58)

Less than an hour later they were driving back down the country lane to the cottage. The pale watery sun had done nothing to melt the icy ground. Farrell groaned as he rounded a bend and saw a media truck blocking the way. Sophie Richardson from Border News was trying to sweet talk her way past a bewildered Sandy Millar. A young man was holding a fuzzy microphone aloft while another was laying down cables. Trying to keep the lid on his temper, Farrell slid to a halt and sprang out the car.

‘Ms Richardson, your truck is blocking the way to and from a crime scene. I need you to move it. Right now, please.’ He stood and glared at her with folded arms.

‘Mr Millar, I suggest you get back inside out of the cold.’

The old man scurried indoors looking relieved.

The reporter scowled then reassembled her features into a winning smile.

‘Here we go. Full charm offensive,’ muttered Farrell out of the side of his mouth to Mhairi who had joined him.

As she walked towards them, he felt an answering smile appear on his face. But only because he was amused to see that beneath her designer baby pink suit there was a pair of matching pink designer wellies.