Lying in Bed

Angie refilled her coffee, then said, “Screw it,” even though no one was near enough to hear her, and picked up the biggest piece of cheesecake on the table. As she took her first bite, standing there like a heathen, she did a quick scan of the room. No one had left, even though they were perfectly free to do so. Marcus had cornered Olivia and Kyle. Delilah had both Paul and Natalie and Chris and Hannah.

Ryan watched Angie come back to the table. She sat down, both pleased and troubled that they were alone once more and murmured, “We’re the only ones without a staff member.”

“Yeah, I was thinking that we should probably move.”

“Not near Marcus,” she said after she’d swallowed another bite of the incredible cheesecake.

“We’ll have to talk to him at some point.”

“Not now. I spent five hours with him when you excused yourself after the main course.”

He blinked at her. “I was not in the bathroom for five hours.”

“My point exactly.” She’d rarely run across anyone as beige as Marcus. Not simply his skin tone, his dishwater hair and his clothes, but his voice and his whole demeanor were so dull it was almost mesmerizing. He could put whole cities to sleep. “Now that I think about it, it’s the perfect disguise.”

“What’s that?” Ryan’s lips were already quirked up a hair, which made her throat tighten for a second.

“Being so boring people will do anything to avoid you.”

Ryan’s smile broadened. “How come I didn’t know you were funny?”

That wasn’t what she expected him to say. “I have no idea. And I don’t think I am. Not funny funny. I’m intermittently amusing.”

“You’re under-the-radar funny. I imagine it would be very entertaining to sit next to you during bad movies.”

“Now that I know your taste in films, that’s never going to happen.”

“Excuse me? Shaun of the Dead.”

“You said bad movies.”

He laughed outright, and she hoped that Delilah and Ira were watching because this moment would convince anyone she and Ryan liked each other very, very much.

“ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, are we ready?” Delilah glanced around at each couple, smiling serenely, until her gaze stopped on Ryan. “Is there a problem, Ryan?”

“Nope,” he said, eyeing the bean bag chair. “None.”

Problem was putting it mildly. This was exactly the nightmare he’d dreaded. Only worse. They hadn’t been back in the Lavender Room for five minutes when the woman had described their very first bona fide intimacy exercise. Of course, it involved a bean bag chair. One chair. To be shared by him and Angie. At the same time. Hell. For a second he’d seriously thought about faking an allergic reaction to something he’d eaten at lunch. But Angie would know. Not to mention they were on the job.

“Come on, Ryan, move it,” she whispered, her impatient voice edging toward panic.

He looked around, saw that all the other couples were in place, the husbands somewhere between lying and sitting, their wives cuddled on top of them. Slowly he lowered himself into the torture pit. Once he arranged himself as best he could he stared up at Angie, waiting for her to join him.

She hesitated, briefly met his eyes, then concentrated on her feet.

Ha. Yeah, real easy, right? He killed all hints of a satisfied smirk as he offered her his hand.

Ignoring it, she plopped down, none too gracefully, then swung a leg over him. He sucked in a breath, pretty sure she hadn’t meant to hit him there.

“Um, sorry, if I—”

“Don’t worry about it.” His voice came out wrong, more like a fourteen-year-old going through the change.

He refused to say another word. Just laid there and let Angie do her thing. She’d figure out exactly how they were supposed to be situated. At least her knee had eliminated the possibility of his cock getting involved, so that was something.

“Is this supposed to be comfortable?” he asked, his lips very close to Angie’s ear as she lay with her head on his shoulder.

“I have no idea.” She adjusted again.

Every time she moved, Ryan tensed another notch. Delilah had asked for one partner to be “enveloped” by the other in order to listen to their heartbeat. First off, he didn’t think Delilah knew what enveloped meant, but that wasn’t the issue. Having Angie curl up in his arms? Touching him from shoulder to calf? Mother of—

“You’re squeezing,” Angie said.

“Huh?”

“My elbow. Tightly.”

Ryan jerked his hand away, but it turned out to be a load-bearing hand and Angie slid down his chest until they reached a brand-new level of discomfort. Especially when her knee ended up on his inner thigh. Perilously near the first event.

“Oh, boy,” she said.

He swallowed a moan.

Then she made things a hundred times worse by trying to scoot back up using that damned knee. Against his thigh. He bit his lip and most definitely did not whimper.

“Sorry, sorry.”

He moved, too, attempting to keep his privates out of jeopardy while they struggled to get into position.

“That’s wonderful,” Delilah said from the front of the room. “Now that you’re all settled, I want you to listen to the sounds of the rain forest and become aware of your breathing.”

“Settled?” Ryan whispered. He hadn’t known a whisper could be high-pitched. He didn’t dare look around the whole room, but the couples in his line of sight looked as cozy as lovebirds. The bastards. “We’re doing this wrong.”

“What would you suggest?” Angie whispered back, her frustration making him feel a little better. “We don’t fit on this thing.”

“Everyone else fits. You have to relax.”