Now That You Mention It

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Chapter 3 (#ud2f37660-30ba-5cbb-b76d-2103f950a7ff)

Chapter 4 (#uf62c1d58-3389-51f0-9dca-9c680fea9bfc)

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Chapter 6 (#uc87d9be6-f99c-59e7-bbb2-a427a531b4a2)

Chapter 7 (#u3815e949-590c-5509-af2f-ffd4df0fcf99)

Chapter 8 (#u6ed1fcfb-466d-5e7a-b987-422c635ffde8)

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Chapter 10 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 11 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 12 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 13 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 14 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 15 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 16 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 17 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 18 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 19 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 20 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 21 (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 22 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 26 (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter 28 (#litres_trial_promo)

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1 (#u3ec61b32-5ed6-5084-bdec-d56c97ffb0c1)

The first thought I had after I died was: How will my dog cope with this?

The second thought: I hope we can still go with open casket.

Third thought: I have nothing to wear to my funeral.

Fourth: I’ll never meet Daniel Radcliffe now.

Fifth: Did Bobby just break up with me?

* * *

Let me back up in an hour or so.

It was a quiet night at Boston City Hospital—for me. It usually was. While I worked at New England’s biggest and busiest hospital, I was a gastroenterologist. Most of our patients were diagnosed in the office before things got too critical—everyone freaks out if they can’t eat or poop, after all. So aside from the occasional emergencies—hemorrhages or burst gallbladders—it’s a pretty mellow field.

It’s also a field with a low mortality rate.

I had just checked the four patients my practice had on the unit—two elderly women, both impacted, sent in by their nursing homes for enemas, basically; one small bowel obstruction, resolving nicely on a clear-liquid diet; and one case of ulcerative colitis which my colleague would operate on tomorrow.

“So more fiber, Mrs. DeStefano, okay? Lay off the pasta and add some greens,” I said to one of the impacted patients.

“Honey, I’m Italian. Lay off the pasta, please. I’d rather die.”

“Well, eat more greens and a little less pasta.” She was ninety-six, after all. “You don’t want to get all bound up again, do you? Hospitals are no fun.”

“Are you married?” she asked.

“Not yet.” My face felt weird, as it always did when I fake-smiled. “But I have a very nice boyfriend.”

“Is he Italian?”

“Irish American.”

“Can’t win them all,” she said. “Come to my house. You’re too skinny. I’ll cook you pasta fagioli that will make you cry, it’s so good.”

“Sounds like heaven.” I didn’t point out that she no longer lived in a house. And that no matter how sweet the little old lady might be, I didn’t visit strangers, even strangers who thought I was skinny, bless their hearts. “Get some rest tonight,” I said. “I’ll check on you tomorrow, okay?”