The Mummy Makeover / Mummy for Hire: The Mummy Makeover / Mummy for Hire

“I don’t see anything wrong with men and women hanging out in the same hot tub,” he said, the first words he’d uttered since she’d begun the tour.

Spoken like a guy. “Some women would prefer not to mingle with men while in their swimsuits.” She would be one of them.

“You have a point.”

She also had an appointment in less than twenty minutes, and that sent her to the end of the corridor. “This is my domain,” she said as she opened the door.

Kieran followed her inside, and while she stood at the head of the narrow bed, he walked around the room, investigating all the trappings that came with the job. After a time, he turned and leaned back against the bureau. “You know how to set the mood.”

“Excuse me?”

He took another visual jaunt around the area. “Soft music, candlelight, massage oil. A lot of bare flesh.”

“Middle-aged executives with hairy backs.”

His smile arrived, but only halfway, with full effect. “Now you’ve gone and ruined it for me.”

She moved to the opposite side of the room, putting the bed between them. “It’s not that kind of a massage parlor, Kieran. It’s therapy, although I will do a Swedish massage if someone prefers more relaxation than rehabilitation.”

“You mean if they’re wimps.”

She pulled a set of sheets from the cabinet behind her before facing him again. “Some people would prefer not to have their pressure points manipulated.”

He moved closer to the bed. “I don’t mind a good manipulation of my pressure points now and then.”

If he was like most men, he had one particular pressure point in mind. Not that she was totally averse to the prospect. “I’d be glad to give you a good therapeutic massage.” And hoped she survived it. “Just stop at the front desk on your way out and make an appointment.”

“You can’t work me in today?”

“I have a client coming in shortly, remember?”

“Define shortly.”

She took another quick glance at the clock. “Fifteen minutes or so.”

“What can you do for me in fifteen minutes?”

Surely he wasn’t serious. “I’d barely get past your neck.”

“Some other time then.” He planted his palms firmly on the bed’s unmade surface. “I’d definitely want my back done.”

She smiled. “Is it hairy?”

“No. Want to check it out?”

Boy, did she ever. “I trust you. Now please tell me why you’re really here.” Other than to make her relatively large work space seem very small, especially when he leaned over and propped his folded arms on the table while angling his body away.

“I thought I’d plead my case about the benefits of physical fitness,” he said.

So much for him withdrawing his services. “I know all the benefits, but I also know that my time is at a premium these days.”

“Did you stop to consider how much your daughter wants you to do this?”

“She mentioned that to me last night.” Under no uncertain terms.

“She’s the one who convinced me to try again with you.”

Apparently her daughter had borrowed someone’s cell phone. “I’m sorry she called and bothered you.”

“She didn’t call. She came to the gym again this afternoon with the Conrads and asked me if I could give her a ride over here.”

That was worse than a phone call. “She did what?”

He straightened and raised his hands as if to ward her off. “Before you decide to march into the waiting room and ground her, you need to hear me out.”

A grounding was definitely in Stormy’s future, but she agreed to hear him out first. “I’m listening.”

“Stormy’s worried about your health and your happiness. She honestly thinks that a fitness program will help you with both, and she’s right. You can’t fault her for wanting what’s best for you.”

No, Erica couldn’t. In fact, she was deeply touched by her child’s concerns, even if she didn’t care for Stormy’s persistence. “I understand why she’s worried, but I’m still not sure I can go through with this.”

“Yes, you can, with my help. In a month’s time, you’ll wonder why you waited so long to get with the program.”

In a way, she recognized he was probably right and almost voiced that when the sound of a shrill ring interrupted both her thoughts and the conversation.

After Kieran tugged the cell from his pocket and flipped it open, he muttered a harsh, “Yeah.”

Trying not to eavesdrop, Erica straightened a few things on the shelf as Kieran spoke to the party on the other line. But she couldn’t ignore the bitterness in his tone when he said, “I don’t have time for this right now.”

When Erica faced him again, Kieran remained silent, the tension almost palpable. His current problems, whatever they might be, definitely superceded Erica’s decision. “If you need to take care of business, Kieran, we can talk about this later.”

He pocketed the cell and said, “Not business—my brother. Kevin believes his schedule is more important than mine when he wants something. And he always wants something.”

Granted, Erica didn’t have a great relationship with her own brother, but that stemmed from a substantial age difference and general apathy. “Do I detect some sibling hostility?”

“We’re twins, and let’s just say I’m tired of taking the flak for his mistakes.”

“Identical twins?” Erica had a hard time believing that another version of this stunning guy walked the streets of Houston.

“Yeah. People have always had trouble telling us apart. Especially women.”

“I could see where that might be a problem, particularly with a woman involved.”

“And that’s happened more than once,” he said. “A few years ago, I was in a bar and a woman came up and slapped me. It took me an hour’s worth of explanation and buying her two drinks before she finally believed I wasn’t the one who slept with her, then dumped her.”

Erica sensed a solid case of good twin, evil twin. “He’s really that bad?”

“He’s spoiled. My mother catered to him because when we were born, she almost lost him. And since then, he’s always been perfect in her eyes.” The hint of resentment in his tone was unmistakable. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to go off on that.”