Stop The Wedding!: Night Driving / Smooth Sailing / Crash Landing

“Exactly.”

“I fail to see how that can affect us.”

“The moon affects the tides, right?”

“That’s different.”

“How so?”

“It’s because the Earth and the moon are attracted to each other like magnets.”

“If that’s possible, why not Mercury? When Mercury is in retrograde, it can force fate upon us, usually in regard to something in the past that we need to resolve. Like your relationship with your sister.”

“Let me get this straight. We have three flat tires because I have unresolved issues with my sister?”

Tara shrugged. “In a nutshell.”

“Whacked.” Boone shook his head, pulled his cell phone from his pocket. “The lemonade lady is whacked.”

“Your cell’s not going to work.”

He glowered. “And why not?”

“One, because we’re in the middle of nowhere and I haven’t seen a cell phone tower in a long while. Two, Mercury is in retrograde and it affects travel plans and communications.”

“You’ll forgive me if I don’t take your word for it.” She swept an expansive hand at him. “Be my guest.”

Boone punched in a number, put the phone to his ear. A few fleeting seconds passed. He swore under his breath. Checked for bars. “Zero,” he spat.

Tara pressed her lips together to keep from saying “I told you so.”

He turned away from her. Limped out of her line of sight behind the U-Haul.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“Detour,” he called out.

Puzzled, she frowned, and then realized he was probably going to relieve himself, but didn’t want to tell her that. The man had a skewed sense of pride. “Everybody needs a bathroom,” she hollered after him. “It’s okay to say the word.”

A long moment passed. She leaned against the side of the U-Haul, crossed her arms over her chest and stared west out over the cornfield at the setting sun.

Reality sank in.

It was going to be dark before long. They only had one spare tire, and even if they’d only had one flat, Boone was in no shape to change a tire. There was no cell phone reception and it was a very long walk back to the freeway. Not a trek Boone could make. They were stuck here until someone came along. No telling how long that might be.

The sun slipped a little lower. The air smelled loamy. Somewhere in the distance, a cow mooed. Tara drew a circle in the sand with the toe of her sandal, clutched her arms behind her back and swayed, waited.

Boone sure was taking his time. Honestly, no one needed that much time to do what he was doing. Tara nibbled her bottom lip, edged toward the cornrow. “Boone?”

He didn’t answer.

The cornstalks threw eerie shadows across the road. She rounded the other side of the U-Haul, but he was nowhere in sight. Where had he gone?

“Boone? You there?”

Nothing. It was as if he’d simply vanished.

She thought of all the horror movies she’d seen. In horror movies, bad things always happened in cornfields.

“Boone?” she called again, surprised to hear her voice come out shaky. She wasn’t a scaredy-cat by nature, but what if something had happened to him? He could have fallen in a gopher hole. He could be out there in the field, alone in the gathering dark, his knee wrenched, in terrible pain.

Throwing caution to the wind, she plowed through the field. Cornstalks slapped against her shoulders. The setting sun blinded her. Panic built a dam in her chest. Why wasn’t he answering?

“Boone!”

“What is it, Tara?” His deep voice sliced through the shivery cool twilight.

She spun around. Spied him standing behind her. Relief spilled into her bloodstream. “I thought…” She paused to catch her breath. “I thought you got lost. You’re awfully stealthy for a big guy.”

“Military training.”

“Where’d you go?”

“I was looking for a place to set up camp.”

“Set up camp?”

“Clearly we’re not going anywhere anytime soon. It’s best to make camp while we still have daylight left.”

“Okay,” she agreed. He was much calmer than she expected. She thought he’d bust another gasket over this current snafu like he had over the traffic snarl.

“Let’s get some supplies.” He turned to head back to the U-Haul.

Forty minutes later, they had set up camp on fallow ground just beyond the cornfield. Boone used blankets and curtain rods gleaned from the trailer. Tara had to do much of the work requiring physical dexterity because he had trouble navigating the uneven terrain of the field. Boone was the tent’s architect. She was the builder.

He made a fire using a piece of flint and a folding knife fished from his pocket. He used the same knife to open a can of stew from the pantry items she’d packed for her move. If she had to get stranded, a quick-thinking soldier was the one to get stranded with. Boone was actually kind of fun when he had a mission. She even caught him whistling under his breath as he stirred the stew.

“Interesting,” she said.

“What is?” He glanced up, and the last rays of sunlight caught his cheeks, bathing him in a red-orange glow that accentuated his rugged masculinity.

“You’re not freaking out about this delay?”

“Maybe you’re rubbing off on me,” he said lightly. “Besides, it’s my fault that we’re here. If I hadn’t been complaining about the construction log jam, you wouldn’t have taken off down this side road to nowhere.”

“True,” she said, admiring his ability to admit his mistake. “But I’m just as much at fault. I let you get to me. I should have kept my cool.”

“I guess we both overreacted, huh?”