A Night In With Marilyn Monroe

Ivory bias-cut one with lace sleeves?

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.20 a.m. To: Nora

Love it. Would look perfect on you. Let me know when you want me to come up to Glasgow for bridal shop session. Boarding any minute now. Lx

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WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.26 a.m. To: Cass

No, Cass, I can’t meet you at Selfridges shoe hall in 5 mins.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.27 a.m. To: Cass

Because am getting on plane to Miami.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.28 a.m. To: Cass

With Dillon.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.29 a.m. To: Cass

Yes, all right, will meet you at Selfridges shoe hall after I get back.

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WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.30 a.m. To: Mum

For Christ’s sake, Mum, of course am not moving to America to marry Dillon. Cass obv got wrong end of stick as usual. Is just holiday.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.33 a.m. To: Mum

No, Mum, I haven’t thought about what I’d say if he asked me because he isn’t going to ask me. Has only been 3 months.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.34 a.m. To: Mum

No, Mum, am not worried that he won’t buy cow if getting milk for free.

WhatsApp message 5 Sept 10.35 a.m. To: Mum

Also, have to say that is pretty outdated view of relationships.

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WhatsApp message 6 Sept 13.02 p.m. To: Nora

Idyllic. Lx

WhatsApp message 6 Sept 13.03 p.m. To: Nora

Everything. Hotel. View. Food. Him. Lx

WhatsApp message 6 Sept 13.05 p.m. To: Nora

Appreciate your concern but don’t worry. Am not falling in love with him. Even I’m not that much of an idiot. Lx

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WhatsApp message 7 Sept 18.08 p.m. To: Olly

Hi, Ol, didn’t know you knew I was here!! Yep have seen hurricane forecast. But isn’t due until day after tomorrow and we’re leaving tomorrow morning. Will call when back. Any news on that restaurant lease? Lx

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WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.13 a.m. To: Nora

Not home yet no. Couple of slight issues on that front. Just wondering: do you know how easy it is to fly from USA to UK if you don’t have your passport?

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.18 a.m. To: Nora

That is one of slight issues. Dillon has my passport.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.19 a.m. To: Nora

That is other slight issue. Don’t know where Dillon is.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.20 a.m. To: Nora

Because our last night at hotel he bumped into some people he knew and we ended up at random party in Coconut Grove. Had a bit of a row so I left. Forgot he had passports on him.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.21 a.m. To: Nora

Because he didn’t come back to the hotel and haven’t seen him since.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.22 a.m. To: Nora

He isn’t answering his phone.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.23 a.m. To: Nora

No, Nora. I haven’t forgotten about hurricane.

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WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.27 a.m. To: Olly

Thanks for messaging, Olly. Nora obviously keeping you in the loop. But can’t check into another hotel without passport.

WhatsApp message 9 Sept 11.29 a.m. To: Olly