FIRST OFFICER: Whew, I got a, oh boy, stay with us.
CAPTAIN: Taxi, Victor 1 Victor…
FIRST OFFICER: That’s Victor to one Victor, Victor one to Victor. Gee whiz. Well, that’s 23.0.
CAPTAIN: Flight level 230 for Express 705. 27.4 Express 704 on 33.0 Leaving one six direct Razorback Express 705.
FIRST OFFICER: Zero one, okay. Here we go.
CAPTAIN: That’s Crowley’s Ridge, you know about Crowley’s Ridge?
FIRST OFFICER: Naw, naw.
CAPTAIN: That’s it right there.
FIRST OFFICER: All, all this area right here?
CAPTAIN: See these trees?
FIRST OFFICER: Yeah.
CAPTAIN: That’s a natural fault line.
FIRST OFFICER: Oh, this is the New Madrid, uh…
CAPTAIN: Well, it’s part of it, yeah, but it’s much higher in elevation and the…climate is different. You drive in Arkansas, you drive right over it.
FIRST OFFICER: Well, I…
CAPTAIN: You see all those trees there, that’s it.
FIRST OFFICER: I know it, but I wonder about that. You go, Wynne, and all the, you know, stuff over here, you know, where it’s flat and you cross over that and I wondered about that. That’s not part of the no vaculight uplift and all that, that’s where? That’s further west, isn’t it?
CAPTAIN: Yeah.
FLIGHT ENGINEER: Altimeters.
FIRST OFFICER: Nines and twos here.
FLIGHT ENGINEER: After takeoff is complete.
FIRST OFFICER: Do you, uh, live over in Arkansas, Dave, or…?
CAPTAIN: Naw, I live in Fisherville.
FIRST OFFICER: Aw, Fisherville, great spot.
[Sound of hammer blows striking first officer and flight engineer]
FLIGHT ENGINEER: Ow!
FIRST OFFICER: God!
FIRST OFFICER: Oh, ah, shit.
CAPTAIN: God almighty!
FLIGHT ENGINEER: Ow!
FIRST OFFICER: What the fuck are you doing?
CAPTAIN: God, [groan] God almighty! God, God, God…
FIRST OFFICER: Get him, get him, get him.
CAPTAIN: He’s going to kill us.
FIRST OFFICER: Get him!
CAPTAIN: Get up, get him!
FLIGHT ENGINEER: I can’t, God!
UNIDENTIFIED: Stop! Hold his goddamn…
JUMP-SEAT PASSENGER: Sit down, sit down, get back in your seat, this is a real gun, I’ll kill ya.
FIRST OFFICER: Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
AUTO WARNING HORN: Bank angle, bank angle.
FIRST OFFICER: Get him, get him, get him!
JUMP-SEAT PASSENGER: I’m gonna kill you! Hey, hey! I’ll kill ya!
AUTO WARNING HORN: Bank angle, bank angle.
CAPTAIN: Get him, get him, get him!
AUTO WARNING HORN: Bank angle, bank angle.
CAPTAIN: Yeah, get him!
AUTO WARNING HORN: Bank angle, bank angle.
FIRST OFFICER: Get him, get him, get him, Andy, I got the aeroplane!
AUTO WARNING HORN: Bank angle, bank angle.