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Eventually I stopped shouting. The men in the door briefly became six, then resolved into three again. The room was quiet around me, but my heart felt like it was going to melt down. Everybody waited for things to either get better or worse.

‘Sorry,’ I muttered. ‘Misunderstanding.’

I put the gun back in my jacket, swept the papers up off the table, and lurched out. I got halfway across the lobby before I fell over, taking a table, a large vase and a hundred bucks’ worth of flowers down with me.

At three o’clock in the morning, frigid with iced water, I was lying on my back on the bed in my room.

I had been talked to by both the hotel management and the local police, who’d been understanding, while insisting I relinquish the gun for the duration of my stay. I let the funeral carry the day. I do have a licence to carry a concealed weapon, which surprised them. But they observed, reasonably enough, that the licence doesn’t say I can wave it around in bars. The papers from Davids’s office, the ones that announced I now had 1.8 million dollars cash, were carefully laid out on the heater to dry. I was no longer angry at anybody. The fact that my father’s last will and testament now smelled of spilt beer seemed to effectively make his point.

After a while I rolled over, picked up the phone, and dialled a number. The phone rang six times, and then an answering machine kicked in. A voice I knew better than my own said that Mr and Mrs Hopkins were sorry they couldn’t answer the phone, but that I should leave a message. They’d get back to me.

Chapter 2 (#ulink_fb9d40f4-cdc8-59db-9e3a-5f68fc10b78d)

At ten o’clock the next morning I stood, pale and penitent, at the end of my parents’ driveway. I was wearing a clean shirt. I had eaten some breakfast. I had apologized to everyone I could find in the hotel, right down to the guy who cleaned the pool. I was amazed that I hadn’t spent the night in a cell. I felt like shit.

The house sat near the end of a narrow and hilly road on the mountainside of Dyersburg’s main residential area. I’d been a little surprised by it when they moved. The lot was decent-sized, about half an acre, with a couple of old trees shading the side of the house. Properties of similar size bordered it, home to nice late Victorians, that no one looked too obsessed about painting. A neat hedge marked the edge of both sides of the property. Mary lived in the next house up, and she wasn’t anything like wealthy. A college professor and his post-grad wife had recently moved in on the other side. I think my dad actually sold them the house. Again, decent people – but unlikely to bathe in champagne. The house itself was a two-storey, with a graceful wraparound porch, a workshop in the cellar and a garage round the back. It was, without question, a nice-looking and well-appointed house in a good neighbourhood. Someone wanted to set you up there, you wouldn’t complain. But neither would Homes of the Rich and Famous be doing a showcase special anytime soon.

I waved across the fence in case Mary happened to be looking out the window, and walked slowly up the path. It felt as if I was approaching an impostor. My parents’ real house, the one I’d grown up in, lay a long time in the past and a thousand miles west. I’d never been back to Hunter’s Rock since they moved, but I could remember that house like the back of my hand. The arrangement of its rooms would probably always define my understanding of domestic space. The one in front of me was like a second wife, taken too late in life to have a relationship with the children that extended beyond distant cordiality.

A galvanized trashcan stood to one side of the door, the lid raised by the full bag inside. There were no newspapers on the porch. I assumed Davids had seen to that. The right thing to do, but it made the house look as if it already had a dust sheet over it. I pulled the unfamiliar keys from my pocket and unlocked the door.

It was so quiet inside that the house seemed to throb. I picked up the few pieces of mail, junk for the most part, and put them on the side table. Then I wandered for a while, walking from room to room, looking at things. The rooms felt like preview galleries for some strange yard sale, each object coming from a different home and priced well below its value. Even the things that went together – the books in my father’s study, my mother’s collection of 1930s English pottery, neatly arrayed on the antique pine dresser in the sitting room – seemed hermetically sealed from my touch and from time. I had no idea what to do with these things. Put them in boxes and store them somewhere to gather dust? Sell them, keep the money, or give it to some worthy cause? Live within this tableau, knowing that in the objects’ minds I would never have anything more than a second-hand regard for them?

The only thing that seemed to make any kind of sense was leaving everything as it was, walking out of the house and never coming back. This wasn’t my life. It wasn’t anybody’s, not any more. Apart from the single wedding picture in the hall, there weren’t even any photographs. There never had been in our family.

In the end I wound up back in the sitting room. This faced down the garden toward the road, and had big, wide windows that transformed the cold light outside into warmth. There was a couch and armchair, in matching genteel prints. A compact little widescreen television, on a stand fronted with smoked glass. Also my father’s chair, a battered warhorse in green fabric and dark wood, the only piece of furniture in the room that they’d brought from the previous house. A new biography of Frank Lloyd Wright was on the coffee table, my father’s place marked with a receipt from Denford’s Market. Eight days previously one of them had bought a variety of cold cuts, a carrot cake (fancy), five large bottles of mineral water, some low-fat milk and a bottle of vitamins. Most of these must have been amongst the fridge contents that Mary had thrown away. The mineral water was maybe still around, along with the vitamins. Perhaps I’d have some later.

In the meantime I sat in my father’s chair. I ran my hands along the worn grain of the armrests, then laid them in my lap and looked down the garden.

And for a long time, in savage bursts, I cried.

Much later, I remembered an evening from long ago. I would have been seventeen, back when we lived in California. It was Friday night, and I was due to meet the guys at a bar out on a back road just outside town. Lazy Ed’s was one of those shoebox-with-a-parking-lot beer dens that look like they’ve been designed by Mormons to make drinking seem not just un-Godly but drab and sad and deadend hopeless. Ed realized that he wasn’t in a position to be picky, and as we were never any trouble and kept feeding quarters into the pool table and jukebox – Blondie, Bowie and good old Bruce Stringbean, back in the glory days of Molly Ringwald and Mondrian colours – our juvie custom was fine by him.

My mother was out, gone to a crony of hers to do whatever it is women do when there aren’t any men around to clutter up the place and look bored and not listen with sufficient gravity to stories about people they’ve never met, and who anyway sound kind of dull, if their troubles are anything to judge by. At six o’clock Dad and I were sitting at the big table in the kitchen, eating some lasagne she’d left in the fridge, and avoiding the salad. My mind was on other things. I have no idea what. I can no more get back inside the head of my seventeen-year-old self than I could that of a tribesman in Borneo.

It was a while before I’d realized Dad had finished, and was watching me. I looked back at him. ‘What?’ I said, affably enough.

He pushed his plate back. ‘Going out tonight?’

I nodded slowly, full of teenage bafflement, and got back to shovelling food into my head.

I should have understood right away what he was asking. But I didn’t get it, in the same way I didn’t get why there remained a small pile of salad on his otherwise spotless plate. I didn’t want that green shit, so I didn’t take any. He didn’t want it either, but he took some – even though Mom wasn’t there to see. I can understand now that the pile in the bowl had to get smaller, or when she got back she’d go on about how we weren’t eating right. Simply dumping some of it straight in the trash would have seemed dishonest, whereas if it spent some time on a plate – went, in effect, via his meal – then it was okay. But back then, it seemed inexplicably stupid.

I finished up, and found that Dad was still sitting there. This was unlike him. Usually, once a food event was over, he was all business. Get the plates in the washer. Take the garbage out. Get the coffee on. Get on to the next thing. Chop fucking chop.

‘So what are you going to do? Watch the tube?’ I asked, making an effort. It felt very grown up.

He stood and took his plate over to the side. There was a pause, and then he said: ‘I was wondering.’

This didn’t sound very interesting. ‘Wondering what?’

‘Whether you’d play a couple of frames with an old guy.’

I stared at his back. The tone of his inquiry was greatly at odds with his usual confidence, especially the mawkish attempt at self-deprecation. I found it hard to believe he thought I’d take the deception seriously. He wasn’t old. He jogged. He whipped younger men at tennis and golf. He was, furthermore, the last person in the world I could imagine playing pool. He just didn’t fit the type. If you drew a Venn diagram with circles for ‘People who looked like they played pool’, ‘People who looked like they might’ and ‘People who looked like they wouldn’t, but maybe did’, then he would have been on a different sheet of paper altogether. He was dressed that night, as he so often was, in a neatly pressed pair of sandy chinos and a fresh white linen shirt, neither of them from anywhere as mass-market as The Gap. He was tall and tan with silvering dark hair and had the kind of bone structure that makes people want to vote for you. He looked like he should be leaning on the rail of a good-length boat off Palm Beach or Jupiter Island, talking about art. Most likely about some art he was trying to sell you. I, on the other hand, was fair and skinny and wearing regulation black Levi’s and a black T-shirt. Both looked like they’d been used to make fine adjustments to the insides of car engines. They probably smelled that way, too. Dad would have smelled the way he always did, which I wasn’t aware of then but can summon up now as clearly as if he was standing behind me: a dry, clean, correct smell, like neatly stacked firewood.

‘You want to come play pool?’ I asked, checking that I hadn’t lost my mind.

He shrugged. ‘Your mother’s out. There’s nothing on the box.’

‘You got nothing salted away on tape?’ This was inconceivable. Dad had a relationship with the VCR like some fathers had with a favoured old hound, and racks of neatly labelled tapes on the shelves in his study. I’d do exactly the same now, of course, if I lived anywhere in particular. I’d have them stamped with bar codes if I had the time. But back then it was the thing about him that most strongly put me in mind of fascist police states.

He didn’t answer. I cleared the scraps off my own plate, thoughtlessly making a good job of it because I was at an age when showing my love for my mother was difficult, and ensuring her precious dishwasher didn’t get clogged with shit was something I could do without anyone realizing I was doing it, including myself. I didn’t want Dad to come out to the bar. It was that simple. I had a routine for going out. I enjoyed the drive. It was me time. Plus the guys were going to find it weird. It was weird, for fuck’s sake. My friend Dave would likely be stoned out of his gourd when he arrived, and might freak out there and then if he saw me standing with a representative of all that was authoritarian and straight-backed and wrinkly.

I looked across at him, wondering how to put this. The plates were stowed. The remaining salad was back in the fridge. He’d wiped the counter down. If a team of forensic scientists happened to swoop mid-evening and tried to find evidence of any food-eating activity, they’d be right out of luck. It annoyed the hell out of me. But when he folded the cloth and looped it over the handle on the oven, I had my first ever intimation of what I would feel in earnest, nearly twenty years later, on the day I sat wet-faced in his chair in an empty house in Dyersburg. A realization that his presence was not unavoidable or a given; that one day there would be too much salad in the bowl and cloths that remained unfolded.

‘Yeah, whatever,’ I said.

I quickly started to freak about how the other guys were going to react, and hustled us out of the house forty minutes early. I figured this might give us as much as an hour before we had to deal with anyone else, as the other guys were always late.

We drove out to Ed’s, Dad sitting in the passenger seat and not saying much. When I drew up outside the bar he peered out the windshield. ‘This is where you go?’

I said it was, a little defensively. He grunted. On the way across the lot it occurred to me that turning up with my dad was going to bring into focus any doubts Ed might be entertaining about my age, but it was too late to turn back. It wasn’t like we looked very similar. Maybe he’d think Dad was some older guy I knew. Like a senator, or something.

Inside was nearly empty. A couple old farts I didn’t know were hunkered down over a table in the corner. The place never really stuttered into life until late, and it was a precarious form of vitality, the kind that two consecutive bad choices on the jukebox could kill stone dead. As we stood at the counter waiting for Ed to make his own good time out of the back, Dad leaned back against the bar and looked around. There wasn’t a great deal to see. Battered stools, venerable dust, a pool table, interior twilight and neon. I didn’t want him to like it. Ed came out eventually, grinned when he saw me. Usually I’d drink my first beer sitting gassing with him, and probably he was anticipating this was going to happen tonight.

But then he caught sight of Dad, and stopped. Not like he’d run into a wall or anything, but he hesitated, and his smile faded, to be replaced by an expression I couldn’t interpret. Dad wasn’t the usual kind of guy who spent time in that bar, and I guess Ed was wondering what kind of bizarre map-reading error had brought him there. Dad turned to look at him, and nodded. Ed nodded back.

I really wanted this over with. ‘My dad,’ I said.

Ed nodded once more, and another great male social interaction ground to a close.

I asked for two beers. As I waited I watched my father as he walked over to the pool table. As a kid I’d got used to the fact that people would come up to him in stores and start talking to him, assuming he was the manager and the only person who could sort out whatever trivia they were spiralling up into psychodrama. Being able to look equally at home in a scummy bar was kind of a trick, and I felt a flicker of respect for him. It was a very specific and limited type of regard, the kind you allow someone who displays a quality you think you might one day aspire to, but it was there all the same.

I joined him at the table, and after that the bonding session went rapidly downhill. I won all three games. They were long, slow games. It wasn’t that he was so terrible, but every shot he played was five percent out, and I had the run of the table. We didn’t talk much. We just leant down, took our shots, endured the misses. After the second game slouched to a conclusion he went and bought himself another beer while I racked the balls up. I’d been kind of hoping he’d stick at one, so I still had most of mine left. Then we played the last game, which was a little better, but still basically excruciating. At the end of it he put his cue back in the rack.

‘That it?’ I asked, trying to sound nonchalant. I was so relieved I took the risk of holding up another quarter.

He shook his head. ‘Not giving you much of a challenge.’

‘So – aren’t you going to say “Hey kid, you’re good,” or something like that?’

‘No,’ he said, mildly. ‘Because you’re not.’

I stared at him, stricken as a five-year-old. ‘Yeah, well,’ I eventually managed. ‘Thanks for the ego-boost.’

‘It’s a game.’ He shrugged. ‘What bothers me is not that you’re no good. It’s that it doesn’t bother you.’

‘What?’ I said, incredulous. ‘You read that in some motivational management textbook? Drop a zinger at the right moment and your kid ends up chairman of the board?’