Funny Rhymes

Yet there he remained in his swampy domain,

A croc lost in fashion, what a stylish pain!

“But wait!” he exclaimed, as ideas took flight,

“I’ll mix and I’ll match, make a dazzling sight!

A splash of this color, a pop of that hue,

With style in my heart, I’ll create something new!”

With each perfect outfit, he felt oh-so-fine,

A dapper young croc in a world of design.

He waved to the creatures, both feathered and furry,

As they admired his style without any hurry.

“Oh, look at me now!” he exclaimed with delight,

In a snazzy new jacket, shining so bright.

The jungle echoed back with cheers and some praise,

For the crocodile’s charm lit up all their days.

MUSHROOM WEASEL IN PARIS

In the middle of nowhere, in the swamp so drear,

Mushroom Weasel grumbled, her nose full of sneer.

“Mushroom jam’s gross; I can’t take it anymore,

I’d rather have oysters, oh, give me galore!

I dream of the coast, where the baguettes are crisp,

Where the flavors dance lightly, with each tasty lisp.

There’s a cunning mink snug in a warm French abode,

Living life like a dream, down a fancy old road.

For years she had comfort, her troubles were few,

In a cage so spacious, with a splendid view.

Mushroom Weasel sighed with an envious glance,

Imagining feasts, and a life full of chance.

“Oh, baguettes for breakfast, with truffles on plate,

And for lunch, fine frog legs— wouldn’t that be great?

But alas! That old woman, her heart turned to ice,

Had given the pet to her niece for a terrible price.

This child had no mercy; she’d put on a show,

Pretending the mink was a collar, oh no!

Each evening they’d wander, through the city of light,

While the mink nibbled canapеs, what a glorious sight!

With a coat on the chair, she'd sneak bites in delight,

Dancing through Paris, a true culinary flight.

So here I remain in this murky old swamp,

While the mink dines on goodness, my stomach just grumps.

Yet off to the city, the mink would parade,

In cafes so charming, she deftly displayed.

With a coat on a chair, she’d steal from the plates,

Canapеs with cheese, oh, such tantalizing fates!

Mushroom Weasel pondered, in a swampy retreat,

Longing for life filled with scrumptious gourmet feat.

But in the stillness of the murky green fog,

She mused on her fate—perhaps it’s not so bogged.

For adventure awaits in each nook, twist, and turn,

Even in swampy dreams, there’s a lesson to learn:

That pleasure and joy can come in each bite,