Inspector Alleyn 3-Book Collection 8: Death at the Dolphin, Hand in Glove, Dead Water

‘I think you’re jolly prejudiced, Boysie,’ she said. ‘It’s the way they all talk nowadays. Moppett tells me he’s brilliantly clever. Something in the City.’

‘Too clever by half if you ask me. And what in the City?’

‘I don’t know exactly what. He’s got rather a tragic sort of background, Moppett says. The father was killed in Bangkok and the mother’s artistic.’

‘You’re a donkey, Connie. If I were you I should put a stop to the friendship. None of my business, of course. I am not,’ Mr Cartell continued with some emphasis, ‘Mary’s uncle, despite the courtesy title she is good enough to bestow upon me.’

‘You don’t understand her.’

‘I make no attempt to do so,’ he replied in a fluster.

Nicola murmured: ‘I think I ought to get back to my job.’ She said goodbye to Miss Cartell.

‘Typin’, are you?’ asked Miss Cartell. ‘P.P. tells me you’re Basil Maitland-Mayne’s gel. Used to know your father. Hunted with him.’

‘We all knew Basil,’ Mr Period said with an attempt at geniality.

‘I didn’t,’ Mr Cartell said crossly.

They glared at each other.

‘You’re very smart all of a sudden, P.P.,’ Miss Cartell remarked. ‘Private Secretary! You’ll be telling us next that you’re going to write a book.’ She laughed uproariously. Nicola returned to the study.

II

Nicola had a ridiculously over-developed capacity for feeling sorry. She was sorry now for Mr Period, because he had been upset and had made a silly of himself: and for Miss Cartell, because she was boisterous and vulnerable and besotted with her terrible Moppett who treated her like dirt. She was sorry for Mr Cartell, because he had been balanced on a sort of tight-rope of irritability. He had been angry with his guests when they let him down and angry with Mr Period out of loyalty to his own sister.

Even Nicola was unable to feel sorry for either Moppett or Leonard.

She ordered herself back to work and was soon immersed in the niceties of polite behaviour. Every now and then she remembered Andrew Bantling and wondered what the row with his step-father had been about. She hoped she would meet him on the train though she supposed Lady Bantling would insist on him staying for the party.

She had worked solidly for about half an hour when her employer came in. He was still pale, but he smiled at her and tiptoed with playful caution to his desk.

‘Pay no attention to me,’ he whispered. ‘I’m going to write another little note.’

He sat at his desk and applied himself to this task. Presently he began dismally to hum an erratic version of Leonard Leiss’s song: ‘If you mean what I think you mean, it’s okay by me’. He made a petulant little sound. ‘Now, why in the world,’ he cried, ‘should that distressingly vulgar catch come into my head? Nicola, my dear, what a perfectly dreadful young man! That you should be let in for that sort of party! Really!’

Nicola reassured him. By and by he sighed, so heavily that she couldn’t help glancing at him. He had folded his letter and addressed an envelope and now sat with his head on his hand. ‘Better wait a bit,’ he muttered. ‘Cool down.’

Nicola stopped typing and looked out of the window. Riding up the drive on a bicycle was a large policeman.

He dismounted, propped his machine against a tree trunk and removed his trouser clips. He then approached the house.

‘There’s a policeman outside.’

‘What? Oh, really? Raikes, I suppose. Splendid fellow, old Raikes. I wonder what he wants. Tickets for a concert, I misdoubt me.’

Alfred came in. ‘Sergeant Raikes, sir, would like to see you.’

‘What’s it all about, Alfred?’

‘I don’t know, I’m sure, sir. He says it’s important.’

‘All right. Show him in, if I must.’

‘Thank you, sir.’

The impressive things about Sergeant Raikes were his size and his mildness. He was big, even for a policeman, and he was mild beyond belief. When Mr Period made him known to Nicola, he said: ‘Good afternoon, miss,’ in a loud but paddy voice and added that he hoped she would excuse them for a few minutes. Nicola took this as a polite dismissal and was about to conform, when Mr Period said that he wouldn’t dream of it. She must go on typing and not let them bore her. Please. He insisted.

Poor Nicola, fully aware of Sergeant Raikes’s wishes to the contrary, sat down again and banged away at her machine. She couldn’t help hearing Mr Period’s airy and inaccurate assurance that she was entirely in his confidence.

‘Well,’ Sergeant Raikes said, ‘sir. In that case –’

‘Sit down, Raikes.’

‘Thank you, sir. I’ve dropped in to ask if you can help me in a small matter that has cropped up.’

‘Ah, yes? More social activities, Raikes?’

‘Not exactly, this time, sir. More of a routine item, really. I wonder if you’d mind telling me if a certain name is known to you –’ He lowered his voice.

‘Leiss!’ Mr Period shrilly ejaculated. ‘Did you say Leonard Leiss?’

‘That was the name. Yes.’

‘I encountered him for the first time this morning.’

‘Ah,’ said Sergeant Raikes warmly. ‘That makes everything much easier, sir. Thank you. For the first time. So you are not at all familiar with Mr Leiss?’

‘Familiar!’

‘Quite so, sir. And Mr Cartell?’

‘Nor is Mr Cartell. Until this morning Mr Leiss was a complete stranger to both of us. He may be said to be one still.’

‘Perhaps I could see Mr Cartell?’

‘Look here, Raikes, what the deuce are you talking about? Nicola, my dear, pray stop typing, will you be so good? But don’t go.’

Nicola stopped.

‘Well, sir,’ Sergeant Raikes said. ‘The facts are as follows. George Copper happened to mention to me about half an hour ago, that he’s selling a Scorpion sports model to a young gentleman called Leonard Leiss and he stated, further, that the customer had given your name and Mr Cartell’s and Miss Cartell’s as references.’

‘Good God!’

‘Now, sir, in the service there’s a regular system by which all stations are kept informed about the activities of persons known to be operating in a manner contrary to the law or if not contrary, within the meaning of the Act, yet in a suspicious and questionable manner. You might describe them,’ Sergeant Raikes said with a flash of imagery, ‘as ripening fruit. Just about ready for the picking.’

‘Raikes, what in heaven’s name – Well. Go on.’