Inspector Alleyn 3-Book Collection 11: Photo-Finish, Light Thickens, Black Beech and Honeydew

‘My first!’ he exulted. ‘My very first. And, incredibly – Isabella Sommita.’

He was, poor boy, as pleased as Punch with himself.

IV

As far as his nearest associates could discover Mr Reece was not profoundly disturbed by his mistress’s goings-on. Indeed he appeared to ignore them but, really, it was impossible to tell, he was so remarkably uncommunicative. Much of his time, most of it, in fact, was spent with a secretary, manipulating, it was widely conjectured, the Stock Markets and receiving long-distance telephone calls. His manner towards Rupert Bartholomew was precisely the same as his manner towards the rest of the Sommita’s following: so neutral that it could scarcely be called a manner at all. Occasionally when Rupert thought of Mr Reece he was troubled by stabs of uncomfortable speculation, but he was too far gone in incredulous rapture to be greatly concerned.

It was at this juncture that Mr Reece flew to New Zealand to inspect his island lodge, now completed.

On his return, three days later, to Melbourne, he found the Alleyns’ letters of acceptance and the Sommita in a high state of excitement.

‘Dar-leeng,’ she said, ‘you will show me everything. You have photographs, of course? Am I going to be pleased? Because I must tell you I have great plans. But such plans!’ cried the Sommita and made mysterious gestures. ‘You will never guess.’

‘What are they?’ he asked in his flat-voiced way.

‘Ah-ah!’ she teased. ‘You must be patient. First the pictures which Rupert, too, must see. Quick, quick, the pictures.’

She opened the bedroom door into the sitting room and in two glorious notes sang, ‘Rupert!’

Rupert had been coping with her fan mail. When he came in he found that Mr Reece had laid out a number of glossy coloured photographs on the bed. They were all of the island lodge.

The Sommita was enchanted. She exclaimed, purred, exulted. Several times she burst into laughter. Ben Ruby arrived and the photographs were re-exhibited. She embraced all three men severally and more or less together.

And then with a sudden drop into the practical she said, ‘The music room. Let me see it again. Yes. How big is it?’

‘From memory,’ said Mr Reece, ‘sixty feet long and forty wide.’ Mr Ruby whistled. ‘That’s quite a size,’ he remarked. ‘That’s more like a bijou theatre than a room. You settling to give concerts, honey?’

‘Better than that!’ she cried. ‘Didn’t I tell you, Monty my darleeng, that we have made plans. Ah, we have cooked up such plans, Rupert and I. Haven’t we, caro? Yes?’

‘Yes,’ Rupert said with an uncertain glance at Mr Reece. ‘I mean – Marvellous.’

Mr Reece had an extremely passive face but Rupert thought he detected a shade of resignation pass over it. Mr Ruby, however, wore an expression of the deepest apprehension.

The Sommita flung her right arm magnificently across Rupert’s shoulders. ‘This dear child,’ she said and if she had made it: ‘this adorable lover’ she could have scarcely been more explicit, ‘has genius. I tell you – I who know. Genius.’ They said nothing and she continued. ‘I have lived with his opera. I have studied his opera. I have studied the leading role. The “Ruth”. The arias, the solos, the duets – there are two – and the ensembles. All, but all, have the unmistakable stigmata of genius. I do not,’ she amended, ‘use the word “stigmata” in the sense of martyrdom. Better, perhaps, to say “they bear the banner of genius”. Genius!’ she shouted.

To look at Rupert at this moment one might have thought that ‘martyrdom’ was, after all, the more appropriate word. His face was dark red and he shifted in her embrace. She shook him, none too gently. ‘Clever, clever one,’ she said and kissed him noisily.

‘Are we to hear your plan?’ Mr Reece asked.

The hour being seven o’clock she hustled them into the sitting room and told Rupert to produce cocktails. He was glad to secrete himself in the chilly cabinet provided for drinks, ice and glasses. A few desultory and inaudible remarks came from the other three. Mr Ruby cleared his throat once or twice. Then, so unexpectedly that Rupert spilt Mr Reece’s whisky and soda over his hands, the piano in the sitting room sketched the opening statement of what he had hoped would be the big aria from his opera: and the superb voice, in heart-rending pianissimo, sang: ‘Alone, alone amidst the alien corn.’

It was at that moment with no warning at all that Rupert was visited by a catastrophic certainty. He had been mistaken in his opera. Not even the most glorious voice in all the world could ever make it anything but what it was – third rate.

It’s no good, he thought. It is ridiculously commonplace. And then: She has no judgement. She is not a musical woman.

He was shattered.

CHAPTER 2 (#ulink_7f90c417-4a3b-5fe4-8b5b-78bfdefd2883)

The Lodge (#ulink_7f90c417-4a3b-5fe4-8b5b-78bfdefd2883)

Early on a fine morning in the antipodean spring the Alleyns were met at their New Zealand airport by a predictably rich car and were driven along roads that might have been ruled across the plains to vanishing points on the horizon. The Pacific was out of sight somewhere to their left and before them rose foothills. These were the outer ramparts of the Southern Alps.

‘We’re in luck,’ Alleyn said. ‘On a grey day when there are no hills to be seen, the plains can be deadly. Would you want to paint?’

‘I don’t think so,’ Troy said after considering it. ‘It’s all a bit inhuman, isn’t it? One would have to find an idiom. I get the feeling that the people only move across the surface. They haven’t evolved with it. They’re not included,’ said Troy, ‘in the anatomy. What cheek!’ she exclaimed, ‘to generalize when I’ve scarcely arrived in the country.’

The driver, who was called Bert, was friendly and anxious for his passengers to be impressed. He pointed out mountains that had been sheep-farmed by the first landholders.

‘Where we’re going,’ Troy asked, ‘to Waihoe Lodge – is that sheep country?’

‘No way. We’re going into Westland, Mrs Alleyn. The West Coast. It’s all timber and mining over there. Waihoe’s quite a lake. And the Lodge! You know what they reckon it’s cost him? Half a million. And more. That’s what they reckon. Nothing like it anywhere else in N’yerzillun. You’ll be surprised.’

‘We’ve heard about it,’ Alleyn said.

‘Yeah? You’ll still be surprised.’ He slewed his head towards Troy. ‘You’ll be the painting lady,’ he said. ‘Mr Reece reckoned you might get the fancy to take a picture up at the head of the Pass. Where we have lunch.’

‘I don’t think that’s likely,’ Troy said.

‘You’re going to paint the famous lady: is that right?’

His manner was sardonic. Troy said yes, she was.

‘Rather you than me,’ said the driver.

‘Do you paint, then?’

‘Me? Not likely. I wouldn’t have the patience.’

‘It takes a bit more than patience,’ Alleyn said mildly.

‘Yeah? That might be right, too,’ the driver conceded. There was a longish pause. ‘Would she have to keep still, then?’ he asked.

‘More or less.’

‘I reckon it’ll be more “less” than “more”,’ said the driver. ‘They tell me she’s quite a celebrity,’ he added.

‘Worldwide,’ said Alleyn.

‘What they reckon. Yeah,’ said the driver with a reflective chuckle, ‘they can keep it for mine. Temperamental! You can call it that if you like.’ He whistled. ‘If it’s not one thing it’s another. Take the dog. She had one of these fancy hound things, white with droopy hair. The boss give it to her. Well, it goes crook and they get a vet and he reckons it’s hopeless and it ought to be put out of its misery. So she goes crook. Screechin’ and moanin’, something remarkable. In the finish the boss says get it over with, so me and the vet take it into the hangar and he chloroforms it and then gives it an injection and we bury it out of sight. Cripes!’ said the driver. ‘When they told her you’d of thought they’d committed a murder.’ He sucked his teeth reminiscently.

‘Maria,’ he said presently, ‘that’s her personal help or maid or whatever it’s called – she was saying there’s been some sort of a schemozzle over in Aussie with the papers. But you’ll know about that, Mr Alleyn. Maria reckons you’ve taken on this situation. Is that right?’

‘I’m afraid not,’ said Alleyn. Troy gave him a good nudge.

‘What she reckons. You being a detective. ‘Course Maria’s a foreigner. Italian,’ said the driver. ‘You can’t depend on it with that mob. They get excited.’

‘You’re quartered there, are you? At the Lodge?’