Exclusive New year. Play for 6-7 people

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (on the nerves, fiercely): And there's nothing funny about it, Petrovich!.. Exposing a couple of teeth to an accountant on a drunken bench is… as they say, God ordered…

IAN (angrily, Director): Well, thank you, Anatoly Stepanovich!

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (continues, on nerves, furiously): But throwing knives at the Director's ass! You know that already!!!

The team is openly laughing!

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (a little more calmly): I dare say that I have completed this idea, I do not share it! Absolutely!

The team calms down a little.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (a little more calmly): However… if I was an ordinary Manager, and even not in the best account, then… most likely, I would also not find anything wrong with this activity, moreover, I would find this idea very witty and entertaining … the

Director strokes his ass, lost in memories.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (perk): Well, Yes, but there was a reason to dismiss a negligent employee! All for the best.

PETROVICH (thoughtfully): Yes… Andreik's employee was nothing… but knives metal notably!

The team laughs.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (restrained): Yes, I appreciated it! Well, so closer to the topic! So this offer doesn't come from me at all! The Board of Directors supported the will of the founders of our holding that the corporate event should take place in order to unite the team and strengthen the team spirit!

IRINA OLEGOVNA (caution): Anatoly Stepanovich, I'm sorry, but you told them your position on this issue, right?

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (reservedly): To all my arguments, the Chairman of the Board of Directors just said that their ass also suffered from this whole situation. Only they have, of course, in a figurative sense.

The group nods knowingly and shakes their heads in disapproval.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (reservedly): I invited the founders to participate in our upcoming company holiday, since it is inevitable. But my humor was invaluable, or rather exposed! As a result, my salary was cut by a quarter. And I would, you know, also sweep knives with pleasure… There are a couple of worthy targets with such a fattened … (shows the large size of a known part of the body with his hands). Oh, well. It will be marked.

The Director walks through the office like a boss.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (in a businesslike tone): What are your suggestions, colleagues, for the future misfortune?

YANA (quickly, confidently): I'll take a sick day! I'll buy a certificate, I don't know, go to another part of the world for the funeral of some distant relative, find the seventh water on jelly for such an occasion. In the end, all people are brothers, surely someone will end up somehow even remotely and very mediocre related to our relatives. I do not know what I will do, I will give birth in two weeks, although I did not plan, I will fall into a coma, or at least I will die myself! Be that as it may, any of these options will be cheaper and easier than raking out the consequences of a corporate event!

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (in a businesslike tone): Speaking of attempts to circumvent our bright holiday, the

Team is on alert.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (in a businesslike tone): In order to avoid aggravating the trick, the Board of founders provided for certain measures in this case. Namely. Payment of the bonus part, which is also black bookkeeping, which, as you know, is about 70% of the total salary. It will be carried out only after the event and only to those present at it. The rest will be paid only the official rate and then dismissed under article 81 of the labor code "non-Performance of labor duties".

The team begins to howl, hum, resent.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (in a businesslike tone): So I suggest that we focus on constructive proposals. Come on, Irina Olegovna, you're no stranger to dealing with difficult situations. What do you think about this?

IRINA OLEGOVNA (carefully): Anatoly Stepanovich, I, of course, can settle many issues, but not on a universal scale?

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (in a businesslike tone): What to do? One way or another, no one else will solve this problem. So, your offer for the event!

IRINA OLEGOVNA (cheerfully): Well, if the situation is hopeless – then I suggest that it at least be taken under strict control, so to speak, in a "tight grip", in order to minimize the General damage from the event.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (with interest): Reasonable. What exactly do you suggest?

IRINA OLEGOVNA (cautiously): Let's do something… closer to the people or something… As it is done in all civilized companies. The tables in the cafe, sat down and said, bit. We will invite only the heads of departments to the meeting, so to speak, we will note the top. We'll sit for two or three hours and disperse. Well, let the small fry decide the issue on their own, we will not be responsible for this. Costs are minimal. There are almost no risks. We will hold the event and we will all receive the award. This is my suggestion!

The team cheerfully supports the Manager's proposal.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (with taunt): Sabantuychik work?

PETROVICH (approvingly): Well!

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (with a tease): Mezhdusoboychik so to speak?

VIKTOR VASILYEVICH (approvingly): Of course! Excellent offer. I'M IN!

Viktor Vasilyevich and the rest of the team raise their hands to vote.

ANATOLY STEPANOVICH (with poddevka): Excellent offer. Simply magnificent. Why didn't I think of it? They're telling the truth: Everything brilliant is simple!