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One Year Later
Acknowledgements
About the Author
About the Publisher
2 September 2014
WhatsApp group: NCT West London Ladies
Members: Victoria, Liza, Sarah, Miranda, Ella, Camilla
Victoria: Hi guys. We are absolutely delighted to announce that Otto Arthur Stuart-Brown was born yesterday to a very proud Mummy and Daddy. Hit the September baby mark. Phew! Weighed 6 pounds and 5 oz. We are totally in love. Oxytocin, ladies! It’s the stuff of dreams.
Camilla: Lovely news, Victoria. Elodie was born too, yesterday. Whopper at 9.9 oz.
Miranda: Ah congrats everyone. I’m still waiting for my little bundle to arrive.
Sarah: Me too
Liza: Me three
Victoria: Oh you ladies will be absolutely fine. Just remember. Breathe, let nature work its magic. Nothing to be worried about. And remember – they’re sensations. NOT contractions.
Liza: How was it? We’re all dying to hear.
Victoria: Good thanks! Bit tricky trying to type with one hand whilst I feed. Just enrolling him into schools!
Miranda: Oh god. Schools? Really? Do you think I’ve missed my chance already? Where did you put him down?
Victoria: @Miranda – I’ll ping you separately. Yes. I’d get on it. Got to do it now ladies, or you’ll miss the boat!
Ella: Typing …
WhatsApp group: Renegades
Members: Liza, Sarah
Liza: @Miranda, I’ll ping you separately – in our newly-named WhatsApp group. SMUG MUMS.
Sarah: Hahaha I know!
Liza: Shit I thought I sent that to the wrong group.