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2017
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She didn’t know what it were;
An’ I wouldn’t do such, ‘cause I liked ‘er too much,
But – I learned about women from ‘er!

I’ve taken my fun where I’ve found it,
An’ now I must pay for my fun,
For the more you ‘ave known o’ the others
The less will you settle to one;
An’ the end of it’s sittin’ and thinkin’,
An’ dreamin’ Hell-fires to see;
So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not),
An’ learn about women from me!

What did the Colonel’s Lady think?
Nobody never knew.
Somebody asked the Sergeant’s wife,
An’’ she told ‘em true!
When you get to a man in the case,
They’re like as a row of pins —
For the Colonel’s Lady an’ Judy O’Grady
Are sisters under their skins!

BILL ‘AWKINS

“‘As anybody seen Bill ‘Awkins?”
“Now ‘ow in the devil would I know?”
“‘E’s taken my girl out walkin’,
An’ I’ve got to tell ‘im so —
Gawd – bless – ‘im!
I’ve got to tell ‘im so.”

“D’yer know what ‘e’s like, Bill ‘Awkins?”
“Now what in the devil would I care?”
“‘E’s the livin’, breathin’ image of an organ-grinder’s monkey,
With a pound of grease in ‘is ‘air —
Gawd – bless – ‘im!
An’ a pound o’ grease in ‘is ‘air.”

“An’ s’pose you met Bill ‘Awkins,
Now what in the devil ‘ud ye do?”
“I’d open ‘is cheek to ‘is chin-strap buckle,
An’ bung up ‘is both eyes, too —
Gawd – bless – ‘im!
An’ bung up ‘is both eyes, too!”

“Look ‘ere, where ‘e comes, Bill ‘Awkins!
Now what in the devil will you say?”
“It isn’t fit an’ proper to be fightin’ on a Sunday,
So I’ll pass ‘im the time o’ day —
Gawd – bless – ‘im!
I’ll pass ‘im the time o’ day!”

THE MOTHER-LODGE

There was Rundle, Station Master,
An’ Beazeley of the Rail,
An’ ‘Ackman, Commissariat,
An’ Donkin’ o’ the Jail;
An’ Blake, Conductor-Sargent,
Our Master twice was ‘e,
With ‘im that kept the Europe-shop,
Old Framjee Eduljee.

Outside – “Sergeant!  Sir!  Salute!  Salaam!”
Inside – “Brother”, an’ it doesn’t do no ‘arm.
We met upon the Level an’ we parted on the Square,
An’ I was Junior Deacon in my Mother-Lodge out there!

We’d Bola Nath, Accountant,
An’ Saul the Aden Jew,
An’ Din Mohammed, draughtsman
Of the Survey Office too;
There was Babu Chuckerbutty,
An’ Amir Singh the Sikh,
An’ Castro from the fittin’-sheds,
The Roman Catholick!

We ‘adn’t good regalia,
An’ our Lodge was old an’ bare,
But we knew the Ancient Landmarks,
An’ we kep’ ‘em to a hair;
An’ lookin’ on it backwards
It often strikes me thus,
There ain’t such things as infidels,
Excep’, per’aps, it’s us.

For monthly, after Labour,
We’d all sit down and smoke
(We dursn’t give no banquits,
Lest a Brother’s caste were broke),
An’ man on man got talkin’
Religion an’ the rest,
An’ every man comparin’
Of the God ‘e knew the best.

So man on man got talkin’,
An’ not a Brother stirred
Till mornin’ waked the parrots
An’ that dam’ brain-fever-bird;
We’d say ‘twas ‘ighly curious,
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