The Wood Beyond

‘Isn’t that a wife’s duty, lying for her husband, vertically and horizontally?’

‘Well, yes, of course,’ said Pascoe. ‘Tell me, how dutiful are you feeling?’

Before Ellie could reply the doorbell rang.

‘Shit,’ said Pascoe. ‘If it’s him, tell him I’m still fiducing.’

‘And your car came back by itself? Good trick.’

Through the frosted panel of the front door, Ellie could see at once it wasn’t Dalziel. With a bit of luck it would just be a Jehovah’s Witness who could be told to sod off with utmost dispatch. She was feeling pleasantly randy and there was a good hour or more before she needed to think about picking up Rosie from school.

It wasn’t a Witness, it was Wendy Walker, looking like a good advert for the afterlife.

‘Hi, Ellie,’ she said. ‘Spare a mo for a chat?’

‘Yes, of course,’ said Ellie brightly. ‘Come in.’

Wendy moved past her and stopped by the secretaire.

‘Nice,’ she said.

‘Make me an offer,’ said Ellie. ‘Come into the kitchen.’

They sat opposite each other at the stripped pine table.

‘Coffee?’ said Ellie.

‘No thanks. OK if I smoke, but?’

There were several reasons why it wasn’t, each of them absolute.

On the other hand, to be asked permission by someone who would have lit up in Buck House without reference to the Queen was a flattery it seemed churlish to deny.

She said weakly, ‘All right but I’ll open a window.’

It was a counterproductive move, merely adding the risk of primary pneumonia to that of secondary cancer.

Drawing a curtain to cut down the draught, she said, ‘Sure you wouldn’t like a coffee?’

‘To sober me up you mean?’ said Wendy aggressively.

‘No, I didn’t, actually. But do you need sobering up?’

‘No. Sorry I snapped. Did have a couple at lunch time but that doesn’t make me a drunk.’

‘No, of course it doesn’t. Was there something particular …?’

‘We went on a raid last night.’

‘Wanwood House? Was that you?’

‘You know about it?’

‘Only what I heard on the news and that wasn’t much.’

‘Yeah, I think that fat bastard’s put the muzzle on.’

‘That won’t please Cap.’

‘Goose feather up the arse wouldn’t please her.’

‘I’m not sure it would do much for me either,’ said Ellie. ‘There was something about a body …’

Wendy told the story quickly, dismissively, scattering more ash than Etna.

Ellie said, ‘Good God, Wendy, no wonder you’re shook up.’

‘Who says I’m shook up?’ demanded the smaller woman.

‘Well, if you’re not, you ought to change your make-up,’ said Ellie spiritedly.

‘What? Oh yeah.’ She managed a faint smile, then went on, ‘No it wasn’t that, something else … when they took us inside and Cap ran riot … look, Ellie, I need an ear … someone to tell me if I’m being stupid or what … and you said, anything came up, I should let you know, right? Or was that just one of the things you lot say to keep us lot happy?’

‘Wendy,’ said Ellie dangerously. ‘That you lot crap only works when you’re up in the fighting line and I’m with a bunch of noncombatants shouting encouragement from the back. This is about friendship or it’s about nothing.’

‘Yeah, sorry,’ said Wendy. ‘It’s just with your man being a bobby … he’s not at home, is he? I’m not ready …’

As if in answer the door opened and Pascoe appeared.

‘Peter,’ said Ellie brightly. ‘You remember Wendy, don’t you? Wendy Walker, from Burrthorpe?’

Burrthorpe. Where he’d almost lost his life down a mine. And almost lost his wife to a young miner.

‘Yes, of course. Hi. Keeping well, I hope?’

‘Fine,’ said Wendy Walker. ‘Hey, look at the time. I’d better get going.’

She stubbed her fag in a saucer and stood up.

Pascoe said guiltily, ‘Don’t rush off on my account.’

She said, ‘No, my timing’s bad today. Ellie, are you going to the party tonight? Thought I might cadge a lift home afterwards if you were. Buses stop at ten and the bike’s a menace when you’re pissed.’

‘Party?’ said Pascoe.

‘You know, the Extramural Department’s do.’

‘But I thought …’ He changed his mind about uttering the thought.