Diary of a Married Call Girl

“I promised Allie—” I glanced sideways at Charmaine, now sitting on the couch doing rehab on some chipped toenail polish. “I’ll call you later when I know more.”

I flipped my phone shut and tried to take my time leaving the apartment. It wouldn’t be right to discuss Allison’s predicament in earshot of someone who’s been working for two years. Older girls shouldn’t hang their laundry out to dry in front of the New Girls. And Charmaine looks up to Allison, despite being more serious about her work than Allie has ever been. She has no idea what the real deal is because Allie, after all these years, still looks great and has her own clients. I would be the worst kind of traitor if I don’t let Charmaine believe that the girl who introduced us has her act together. (And a traitor to myself! Charmaine might question my credibility.)

When I got to the corner of Seventy-ninth and York, I tried to call Barry but found myself in voice mail.

“You have reached the law office of Barry M. Horowitz. Press one if your message is urgent.…”

Then I called Allie.

“I should have some news for you soon. About your friend’s visa.”

“Omigosh. Really?”

“Don’t get TOO excited,” I said. “One step at a time.”

“I got an e-mail today from Noi. I told her not to worry. She

was warned by someone in Australia not to plan on coming to the colloquium! Can you believe it? The Australians are telling her I’m unreliable and arrogant. I have to put a stop to these rumors.”

“Making extravagant promises won’t—”

“It’s Molly, the webmistress. She’s been posting mean remarks on the list-serve about the girls in New York. As if Melbourne’s the center of the universe?”

“Well, it’s closer to Bangkok than we are.”

“And she’s trying to destroy my friendship with Noi!”

After promising to report back very soon, I hung up.

THURSDAY, 3/29/01

This morning, Barry greeted me in the waiting room of his office. I was surprised to find him sitting at his assistant’s desk, bent over a pile of envelopes and magazines. He was wearing suspenders that almost matched his bow tie—an offhand yet well-planned marriage of wavy yellow stripes.

“Leonard is attending the birth of his first child,” he announced. “I am my own receptionist.”

He ushered me into his office. “But it’s kind of fun, working for yourself. I might adopt this as a lifestyle,” he added.

A collection of Troll Dolls from the 1960s decorated a glassencased cabinet behind his desk. I complimented him on the renovation of his office space—finally complete—then tried to summarize Allie’s situation. He steepled his fingers and assumed one of his most enigmatic expressions.