[Angrily.] Ah, you're a pretty specimen, you are. You mean skinflint!
Basil
Don't be abusive, James. It's rude.
James
I shall say what I choose.
Basil
And please don't talk so loud. It annoys me.
James
[Malevolently.] I dare say you'd like to get me out of the way. But I mean to keep my eye on you.
Basil
[Sharply.] What d'you mean by that?
James
You know what I mean. Jenny has something to put up with, I lay.
Basil
[Containing his anger.] You'll have the goodness to leave the relations between Jenny and myself alone – d'you hear?
James
Ha, that's touched you up, has it? You think I don't know what sort of a feller you are. I can just about see through two of you. And I know a good deal more about you than you think.
Basil
[Contemptuously.] Don't be foolish, James.
James
[Sarcastic.] A nice thing Jenny did when she married you.
Basil
[Recovering himself, with a smile.] Has she been telling you my numerous faults? [To Jenny.] You must have had plenty to talk about, my love.
Jenny
[Who has been going on with her sewing, looking up now and then uneasily.] I haven't said a word against you, Basil.
Basil
[Turning his back on James.] Oh, my dear Jenny, if it amuses you, by all means discuss me with your brother and your sister and your father and your mother, and the whole crew of them… I should be so dull if I had no faults.
Jenny
[Anxiously.] Tell him I've not said anything against him, Jimmie.
James
It's not for want of something to say, I lay.
Basil
[Over his shoulder.] I'm getting rather tired, brother James. I'd go, if I were you.
James
[Very aggressively.] I shan't go till I choose.
Basil
[Turns round, smiling blandly.] Of course, we're both Christians, dear James; and there's a good deal of civilisation kicking about the world nowadays. But, notwithstanding, the last word is still with the strongest.
James
What d'you mean by that?
Basil
[Good-humouredly.] Merely that discretion is the better part of valour. They say that proverbs are the wealth of nations.
James
[Indignantly.] That's just the sort of thing you'd do – to 'it a feller smaller than yourself.
Basil
Oh, I wouldn't hit you for worlds, brother James. I should merely throw you downstairs.
James
[Making for the door.] I should just like to see you try it on.
Basil
Don't be silly, James. You know you wouldn't like it at all.
James