Admiral
Well, he's a gambler, and I can't get over that.
Lady Frederick
Shall he promise you never to play cards again? Now, don't be horrid. You don't want to make me utterly wretched, do you?
Admiral
[Unwillingly.] Well, I'll tell you what I'll do – they shall marry if he doesn't gamble for a year.
Lady Frederick
Oh, you duck. [She impulsively throws her arms round his neck and kisses him. He is a good deal taken aback.] I beg your pardon, I couldn't help it.
Admiral
I don't altogether object, you know.
Lady Frederick
Upon my word, in some ways you're rather fascinating.
Admiral
D'you think so, really?
Lady Frederick
I do indeed.
Admiral
I rather wish that proposal of marriage had been on your own behalf.
Lady Frederick
Ah, with me, dear Admiral, experience triumphs over hope. I must tell the children. [Calling.] Gerald, come here. Rose.
[Gerald and Rose come in.
Lady Frederick
I always knew your father was a perfect darling, Rose.
Rose
Oh, papa, you are a brick.
Admiral
I thoroughly disapprove of the marriage, my dear, but – it's not easy to say no to Lady Frederick.
Gerald
It's awfully good of you, Admiral, and I'll do my best to make Rose a ripping husband.
Admiral
Not so fast, young man, not so fast. There's a condition.
Rose
Oh, father!
Lady Frederick
Gerald is to behave himself for a year, and then you may marry.
Rose
But won't Gerald grow very dull if he behaves himself?
Lady Frederick
I have no doubt of it. But dullness is the first requisite of a good husband.
Admiral
Now you must pack off to bed, my dear. I'm going to smoke my pipe before turning in.
Rose
[Kissing Lady Frederick.] Good-night, dearest. I'll never forget your kindness.
Lady Frederick
You'd better not thank me till you've been married a few years.
Rose
[Holding out her hand to GERALD.] Good-night.
Gerald
[Taking it and looking at her.] Good-night.
Admiral