– And in kindergarten, how you were taught to obey all that said, educator, or you can come up with something different? – Caustically remarked laboratory. Leonid decided not to anger Proud technician, who sat at the control unit, and began to press buttons, carefully looking at the computer monitor. The machine started working electric motors, making a muffled metallic noise. The table slowly crawled, taking Leonidas in roundness design. Next to the laboratory on a chair and sat General was watching TV and laboratory manipulations. When the table is pushed completely into the unit, laboratory launched reverse Leonid table and began to slowly move out of the hole scanning unit.
– Well, there is something or not? – Impatient, fidgeting in his chair, the technician said Garin. Laboratory assistant general angrily glared at her gray piercing eyes, a moment in silence looking at him inquisitively. The body of Leonid half of the unit seemed to have when he finally spoke:
– And you, Comrade General, rather than try to be clever, I myself should be a sin scanned. Anna undress and to place this patient!
– How are you talking to me, son? – Calmly, without which promises nothing good for general laboratory began to speak.
– Excuse me, Comrade General! But you know, the work brought to a nervous attack!
– And what you, the young, so enraged?
– From the generals called again! Of Political called two! Of the General Staff called three! From the…
– You think you’re the only one – the general did not resist, wailing broke the technician – Do you know how much calling me about it, I already had my phone shut off!
– I sympathize with you! – Not without an ironic smirk replied laboratory.
– You better tell me how you dignify that?
Lieutenant Alexander Filimonov medical service!
– Somewhere I heard that name I do not remember where, but it was also spun on my lips.
You know, in Russia, such as names, like dirt on our roads!
– Well, you wicked boy, I mean the lieutenant of medical service!
– I wear? – Asked the technician slezshy of Leonid nominated a table.
– And what is the lieutenant Filimonov say? – Ironically smiling, looking at the laboratory, the general said.
– Get dressed! – Sighed lieutenant of medical service, and you, Comrade General, coat off and on the table instead of Col. Krazimova!
– This is what else, I even think you’re ordering? – Insolent eyes glaring laboratory, almost in a raised voice a loud commanding voice replied the general.
Yeah I do not, but I have with paper of Staff of the Space Forces!
– Anna show! Why did not I know about this?
– It says that for purposes of secrecy from aliens! – Smiling maliciously, filed a laboratory blank sheet of Staff with a letter addressed to him by the medical service of the rehabilitation center. Garin took the letter and began to read. Yes, the technician was right there and so exactly that means. Garin realized that he no longer perceived as a host of areas of space exploration, once treated him like this:
«Really it is necessary to write a resignation?» – He thought ruefully, as in hearing, he added, – Come and Explore me, lieutenant of medical service, Filimonov!
Leonid had already dressed, and stood to the side, curiously watching the actions of general. Garin rose heavily and began to take off his clothes. Then, barely hoisted his fat body on the table and took up a position as to lay it Krazimov.
After the procedure, a general, dressed, said:
Well, out with it lieutenant, what have we?
– You have found two implants on the forehead, in the so- called the third eye and one in his right ear, on the ear lobe.
– That dirty dog, that was a good review, then to the side and straight!
A Colonel Krazimova implant on the left hand near the wrist, there are usually wrist watches.
– Prepare me a report on the study and pass them by hand to me. To give information about it, who else, forbid! If any of the higher command would insist that link to me, tell me that General Garin has forbidden me to divulge information, call him! Got it!
– Yes, Comrade Lieutenant General, there is!
– Well, that’s ladnenko! – A satisfied voice, the general said, and drew Leonid output. They took to the air. Here in Kazakhstan has stormed spring. On the first warm proklyunulis wildly blooming poppies and bright flowers of cranes, including roadside greenery. Swollen buds on the trees and the smell of spring, the distant fires with a fine aromatic odor faint smell of kebabs here.
Well, what do you say to that? – Asked anxiously General.
– I would say that it’s a bluff! – With a straight answer, Leonid.
– How so? – Garin wondered – Senior staff officers will bluff, is that it?
– I would not say that this staff officers! – Leonid quietly uttered. Until Garinova word began to reach his companion.
– You know, you’re right! Guest can come up with anything and any voices speaking on behalf of all principality and fabricate any piece of paper, like this letter.
Of course! – Leonid agreed.
– And then I thought I clash, to demand an explanation!
– I knew right away that it was a bluff, but did not want to speak for the poor fellow laboratory technicians!
– Leon, are you now removed the stone from my soul, you have no idea! Let’s go to my place, I got in the office has a concealed brandy, so drink after such a thistle!
All right, Alexey! – Krazimov agreed, thinking:
«To Aunt Elsa, as seen today, do not get me!»
In the familiar general’s office, Garin, a conspiratorial wink, Leonid, closed the door to the inner castle and went to the safe, standing at the window near the desk. Garin tschatelno curtain window curtains and opened the safe. There was a bottle of good French brandy and two faceted glass. He rattled put brandy on his desk, he sat down on the green felt table. Then picked up your office phone:
– Hello, Mary, have today there is nobody there except the lieutenant of medical service. When he comes, call me. Clear! – Having waited for a break, obviously Mary confirmed that she understood the order, Garin evil hung up on the spot. Phone rang hysterically from the blow, and there was silence in the room. The general, without getting off the table, unscrewed the cap and poured brandy to the top of the glasses:
Well, son, let our dreams for all the good and wonderful! – They clinked glasses. Tilting brandy, drank big gulps as drinking moonshine, and not partake sustained by all the rules of compounding, a sophisticated drink small sips and drink before savoring his mouth, sniffing the fragrant smells of fields, grape vines, oak barrels and the most grapes coming of beverage. Garin, drained his glass, got down from the table and returned to the safe. Digging there, got sliced sausage Moscow in a vacuum bag, cut the packaging with a penknife and having spread the newspaper «Komsomolskaya Pravda», put it on the packaging:
– Help yourself!
– Thank you! – Leonid took a piece of sausage biting drunk. Garin filled the glasses again. They drank again. Garin grunt on an old man, wiping his mouth with a handkerchief, said:
– Well, that seems to come to mind in order to meditate and you can! So here’s what I think! All the same, those that are listening to us, and hide anything from them you can not, then we say openly!
– We will, getting drunk, chimed Leonid!
– First of all, we need to get rid of the implants!