Sizzle in the City

Moss dripping from lazy swaying palms was more her parents’ style.

Thanks to Max Banfield and his fraudulent investment scheme, however, their seaside retirement had become a nightmare instead of a dream. Their savings account was shot, their spirits broken, their new condo on the verge of foreclosure and they were looking to their only daughter for salvation.

“He’s got a rich father.” Shelby’s gaze flicked to the gossip article. “Maybe I could appeal to him.”

Victoria shook her head. “You’re chasing a dream. Guys like Max never pay. He’s practically British royalty. He probably has an army of peons running behind him to clean up his messes.”

“Don’t be so negative,” Calla said, exchanging a sharp look with Victoria. “Just because that lawyer you went out with tried to use you for your marketing contacts and clearly wanted to get his hands on your trust fund, that’s no reason to be pissy.”

“Sure it is,” Victoria asserted.

Calla’s eyes turned dreamy as she propped her chin in her palm. “I had a drink in that top-floor lounge last weekend. Very chic. Great lighting, cozy booths and a curving mahogany bar that probably seats fifty.”

“Did Frank Sinatra—the ultracool 1950s version—jump out from behind the potted palm and sing you a tune?” Victoria asked.

Calla blinked. “Well, no.”

Victoria swirled her finger in the air. “Then, whooppee.”

Calla sighed—though not as deeply or hopelessly as Shelby had. “Come to think of it, the bartender was hotter than my date.”

“Could we get back to my crisis here?” Shelby interjected. Normally her friends’ opposing attitudes—positive for the ethereal blonde Calla and darkly realistic for the ebony-haired Victoria—were helpful. Today, they tried her patience. “We all have enough lousy date stories to fill the Hudson. Table the romance chat. I can’t get the cops to do anything about my parents’ case. And if I don’t find a way to get their money back, they’re going to wind up moving in with me.”

“Talk about no romance,” Victoria said sagely.

Calla bit into her scone—one Shelby had made and sold to Javalicious on a weekly basis. She’d spent so much time cultivating relationships with local businesses that they cross-promoted and shared temporary employees and suppliers.

Was all that hard work in jeopardy?

Her parents couldn’t live with her in her one-bedroom apartment, and she couldn’t afford a bigger place, or continue sending them enough money to pay their condo mortgage. She’d already begged the bank for more time, putting up her catering company as collateral. What if she had to liquidate her business and move back home to support her parents?

That was her duty, she supposed, but it would break her heart. There had to be another way.

“How can there be despair and strife when there are delights like this to enjoy?” Calla said, licking blueberry scone crumbs off her lip. “This is your best creation yet, Shel.”

Unfortunately, Shelby couldn’t appreciate the compliment. “I don’t sleep. I bake.”

“Strife?” Victoria narrowed her eyes. “What is this? The Canterbury Tales?”

“If only,” Calla returned. “Then we could call a knight to raise his sword and strike down the tyranny of injustice, rescue the princess from the castle and bring peace and hope to all the land.”

“Darling,” Victoria began, clearly making strides for patience, “you’re a talented travel writer, but surely you’re not thinking about moving into fiction.”

“I could, you know.” Calla nodded for emphasis. “How hard could it be?”

“I’d imagine quite—”

Shelby poked Victoria. “Hang on. Who’s the princess in this story?” she asked Calla.

Calla cocked her head. “Your mother, of course.”

“Why not me?” At the moment, Shelby figured she could use a knight or two to save the day.

“Because you’re the knight,” Calla said as if this were obvious.

Shelby and Victoria exchanged frustrated looks.

“Knives I can handle,” Shelby said finally. “Swords aren’t really my forte.”

“And that chain mail would ruin the body-buffing treatment I got last week,” Victoria added.

“Yeah.” Calla bit her lip. “Maybe you’re right. There has to be a better …” Calla’s eyes sparked with inspiration. “We’ll go Robin Hood.”

Victoria peered into Calla’s mug. “Did you add whiskey?”

Calla wrapped her hands protectively around the ceramic. “I added coffee, creme and caramel. I’m perfectly sober.”

“Yet you suggested we involve Robin Hood in solving Shelby’s parents’ financial crisis,” Victoria reminded her.

Calla scowled. “You brought up The Canterbury Tales.”

Victoria nodded. “Because you started down Fairy Tale Lane.”

“I was helping,” Calla said, an atypical fierceness infusing her voice. “You, however—”

Shelby, holding up her hand, was beginning to feel like a referee. “Back to Robin Hood. Are we talking the costumes or the concept?”

“The concept, of course,” Calla said. “I’m going nowhere in green tights and a short skirt after eating two of these scones.”

“But you’re suggesting we steal my parents’ savings from Max Banfield,” Shelby said slowly.

“Robin Hood didn’t steal,” Calla asserted. “He brought peace and justice to the land.”

“By modern standards he was a vigilante,” Victoria argued.

“Well, yes.” Calla wiped her hands on a napkin. “But he was right, wasn’t he? Fighting against the corrupt establishment? Helping people who’d been wronged and had no means or power of retribution? And I’m not suggesting we steal anything. I simply think we should take the law into our own hands. This investment scheme of Max’s had to have affected a lot of people. We should find them and talk to them. We should band together.”

“Shelby the Caterer and her Unhappy Retirees,” Victoria said sardonically.

“We get proof of his swindling,” Calla insisted.

“We get proof,” Shelby repeated, both skeptical and curious of this obviously crazy idea.

“Sure.” Clearly glad to have an eager audience, she leaned forward. “I’m great at research. How different could this be? We talk to his customers and his former clients. This new hotel gives us the perfect excuse. We could observe him, even interview him. I could pretend I’m doing a story on local entrepreneurs. We gather information and get proof that he’s a lying, swindling creep.”

Victoria’s expression remained passionless. “Something nobody in the entire NYPD has been able to do.”

“Only because they haven’t really tried,” Calla said, tossing a glare in her direction.