Sailor's Knots (Entire Collection)

Mr. Carter, after the first shock of surprise, pretended to think, Mr. Wilson supplying him with details as to time and place, which he was in no position to dispute. He turned to Mr. Evans, who was still acting as his banker, and, after a little hesitation, requested him to pay the money. Conversation seemed to fail somewhat after that, and Mr. Wilson, during an awkward pause, went off whistling.

“Same old Joe,” said Mr. Carter, lightly, after he had gone. “He hasn’t altered a bit.”

Miss Evans glanced at him, but said nothing. She was looking instead towards a gentleman of middle age who was peeping round the door indulging in a waggish game of peep-bo with the unconscious Mr. Carter. Finding that he had at last attracted his attention, the gentleman came inside and, breathing somewhat heavily after his exertions, stood before him with outstretched hand.

“How goes it?” said Mr. Carter, forcing a smile and shaking hands.

“He’s grown better-looking than ever,” said the gentleman, subsiding into a chair.

“So have you,” said Mr. Carter. “I should hardly have known you.”

“Well, I’ m glad to see you again,” said the other in a more subdued fashion. “We’re all glad to see you back, and I ‘ope that when the wedding cake is sent out there’ll be a bit for old Ben Prout.”

“You’ll be the first, Ben,” said Mr. Carter, quickly.

Mr. Prout got up and shook hands with him again. “It only shows what mistakes a man can make,” he said, resuming his seat. “It only shows how easy it is to misjudge one’s fellow-creeturs. When you went away sudden four years ago, I says to myself, ‘Ben Prout,’ I says, ‘make up your mind to it, that two quid has gorn.’”

The smile vanished from Mr. Carter’s face, and a sudden chill descended upon the company.

“Two quid?” he said, stiffly. “What two quid?”

“The two quid I lent you,” said Mr. Prout, in a pained voice.

“When?” said Mr. Carter, struggling.

“When you and I met him that evening on the pier,” said Miss Evans, in a matter-of-fact voice.

Mr. Carter started, and gazed at her uneasily. The smile on her lip and the triumphant gleam in her eye were a revelation to him. He turned to Mr. Evans and in as calm a voice as he could assume, requested him to discharge the debt. Mr. Prout, his fingers twitching, stood waiting “Well, it’s your money,” said Mr. Evans, grudgingly extracting a purse from his trouser-pocket; “and I suppose you ought to pay your debts; still–”

He put down two pounds on the table and broke off in sudden amazement as Mr. Prout, snatching up the money, bolted headlong from the room. His surprise was shared by his son, but the other two made no sign. Mr. Carter was now prepared for the worst, and his voice was quite calm as he gave instructions for the payment of the other three gentlemen who presented claims during the evening endorsed by Miss Evans. As the last departed Mr. Evans, whose temper had been gradually getting beyond his control, crossed over and handed him his watch and chain, a few coppers, and the return half of his railway ticket.

“I think we can do without you, after all,” he said, breathing thickly. “I’ve no doubt you owe money all over England. You’re a cadger, that’s what you are.”

He pointed to the door, and Mr. Carter, after twice opening his lips to speak and failing, blundered towards it. Miss Evans watched him curiously.

“Cheats never prosper,” she said, with gentle severity.

“Good-by,” said Mr. Carter, pausing at the door.

“It’s your own fault,” continued Miss Evans, who was suffering from a slight touch of conscience. “If you hadn’t come here pretending to be Bert Simmons and calling me ‘Nan’ as if you had known me all my life, I wouldn’t have done it.”

“It doesn’t matter,” said Mr. Carter. “I wish I was Bert Simmons, that’s all. Good-by.”

“Wish you was!” said Mr. Evans, who had been listening in open-mouthed astonishment. “Look here! Man to man—are you Bert Simmons or are you not?”

“No,” said Mr. Carter.

“Of course not,” said Nancy.

“And you didn’t owe that money?”

“Nobody owed it,” said Nancy. “It was done just to punish him.”

Mr. Evans, with a strange cry, blundered towards the door. “I’ll have that money out of ‘em,” he roared, “if I have to hold ‘em up and shake it out of their trouser-pockets. You stay here.”

He hurried up the road, and Jim, with the set face of a man going into action against heavy odds, followed him.

“Your father told me to stay,” said Mr. Carter, coming farther into the room.

Nancy looked up at him through her eyelashes. “You need not unless you want to,” she said, very softly.

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

“Everybody is superstitious,” said the night-watchman, as he gave utterance to a series of chirruping endearments to a black cat with one eye that had just been using a leg of his trousers as a serviette; “if that cat ‘ad stole some men’s suppers they’d have acted foolish, and suffered for it all the rest of their lives.”

He scratched the cat behind the ear, and despite himself his face darkened. “Slung it over the side, they would,” he said, longingly, “and chucked bits o’ coke at it till it sank. As I said afore, everybody is superstitious, and those that ain’t ought to be night-watchmen for a time—that ‘ud cure ‘em. I knew one man that killed a black cat, and arter that for the rest of his life he could never get three sheets in the wind without seeing its ghost. Spoilt his life for ‘im, it did.”

He scratched the cat’s other ear. “I only left it a moment, while I went round to the Bull’s Head,” he said, slowly filling his pipe, “and I thought I’d put it out o’ reach. Some men–”

His fingers twined round the animal’s neck; then, with a sigh, he rose and took a turn or two on the jetty.

Superstitiousness is right and proper, to a certain extent, he said, resuming his seat; but, o’ course, like everything else, some people carry it too far—they’d believe anything. Weak-minded they are, and if you’re in no hurry I can tell you a tale of a pal o’ mine, Bill Burtenshaw by name, that’ll prove my words.

His mother was superstitious afore ‘im, and always knew when ‘er friends died by hearing three loud taps on the wall. The on’y mistake she ever made was one night when, arter losing no less than seven friends, she found out it was the man next door hanging pictures at three o’clock in the morning. She found it out by ‘im hitting ‘is thumb-nail.

For the first few years arter he grew up Bill went to sea, and that on’y made ‘im more superstitious than ever. Him and a pal named Silas Winch went several v’y’ges together, and their talk used to be that creepy that some o’ the chaps was a’most afraid to be left on deck alone of a night. Silas was a long-faced, miserable sort o’ chap, always looking on the black side o’ things, and shaking his ‘ead over it. He thought nothing o’ seeing ghosts, and pore old Ben Huggins slept on the floor for a week by reason of a ghost with its throat cut that Silas saw in his bunk. He gave Silas arf a dollar and a neck-tie to change bunks with ‘im.

When Bill Burtenshaw left the sea and got married he lost sight of Silas altogether, and the on’y thing he ‘ad to remind him of ‘im was a piece o’ paper which they ‘ad both signed with their blood, promising that the fust one that died would appear to the other. Bill agreed to it one evenin’ when he didn’t know wot he was doing, and for years arterwards ‘e used to get the cold creeps down ‘is back when he thought of Silas dying fust. And the idea of dying fust ‘imself gave ‘im cold creeps all over.

Bill was a very good husband when he was sober, but ‘is money was two pounds a week, and when a man has all that and on’y a wife to keep out of it, it’s natural for ‘im to drink. Mrs. Burtenshaw tried all sorts o’ ways and means of curing ‘im, but it was no use. Bill used to think o’ ways, too, knowing the ‘arm the drink was doing ‘im, and his fav’rite plan was for ‘is missis to empty a bucket o’ cold water over ‘im every time he came ‘ome the worse for licker. She did it once, but as she ‘ad to spend the rest o’ the night in the back yard it wasn’t tried again.

Bill got worse as he got older, and even made away with the furniture to get drink with. And then he used to tell ‘is missis that he was drove to the pub because his ‘ome was so uncomfortable.

Just at that time things was at their worst Silas Winch, who ‘appened to be ashore and ‘ad got Bill’s address from a pal, called to see ‘im. It was a Saturday arternoon when he called, and, o’ course, Bill was out, but ‘is missis showed him in, and, arter fetching another chair from the kitchen, asked ‘im to sit down.

Silas was very perlite at fust, but arter looking round the room and seeing ‘ow bare it was, he gave a little cough, and he ses, “I thought Bill was doing well?” he ses.

“So he is,” ses Mrs. Burtenshaw.

Silas Winch coughed again.

“I suppose he likes room to stretch ‘imself about in?” he ses, looking round.

Mrs. Burtenshaw wiped ‘er eyes and then, knowing ‘ow Silas had been an old friend o’ Bill’s, she drew ‘er chair a bit closer and told him ‘ow it was. “A better ‘usband, when he’s sober, you couldn’t wish to see,” she ses, wiping her eyes agin. “He’d give me anything—if he ‘ad it.”

Silas’s face got longer than ever. “As a matter o’ fact,” he ses, “I’m a bit down on my luck, and I called round with the ‘ope that Bill could lend me a bit, just till I can pull round.”

Mrs. Burtenshaw shook her ‘ead.