Юмористическая фантастика - ТОП 50 лучших книг

Уникальная коллекция юмористических рассказов, которые заставят вас взглянуть на повседневную жизнь совершенно иначе. Здесь обычные предметы и ситуации оживают, становясь героями удивительных и забавных историй. От говорящего чайника-экстрасенса до пенсионеров, открывающих для себя прелести жизни без интернета - каждый рассказ - это маленькое приключение в мире привычных вещей. Здесь вы найдете: искрометный юмор в самых неожиданных бытовых ситуациях. Свежий взгляд на обыденные предметы и повседневные заботы. Остроумные наблюдения о том, как технологии меняют нашу жизнь. Теплые и трогательные моменты, спрятанные за комичными ситуациями. Окунитесь в мир, где скучный быт превращается в фейерверк юмора и неожиданных открытий. Эти истории не только рассмешат вас, но и помогут увидеть волшебство в каждом дне вашей жизни.

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More family for Christmas? Scott Walker doesn't have time for a relationship. The sexy mechanic has career ambitions, not to mention a mother and three sisters to take care of. The last thing he needs is Carrie Jameson, the beauty he never forgot, arriving in Templeton Cove over the holidays with some unexpected news.Scott still finds Carrie irresistible, and he's not one to shirk responsibility. Scott's issues with his own dad make the prospect of parenthood a minefield. But if he and Carrie can overcome their fears, this Christmas could bring them the best gift of all.

Два человека. Две судьбы. Две вселенные. История о жизни и одиночестве, свободе и выборе, космосе и... таракане.

Кто не желает получить необычный подарок к дню рождения? А если день варенья совпадает с Рождеством, то и подарок может получиться сказочным, населённым удивительными персонажами.

В этой книге 15 рассказов разной степени фантастичности. Но все их объединяет реакция реальных персонажей на нереальную ситуацию в нереальном мире.

Похождения Буратино в Третьем Рейхе В трех частях с эпилогом. Из цикла "Сталкер Буратино".

A very Italian remedyLissa had gone to San Vittorio to discover her Italian roots and heal a broken heart. She found an injured child with a father to die for. The emergency doctor, Mateo Aldarini,couldn’t help but show his appreciation to the beautiful English doctor who saved his son’s life.He healed Lissa’s heart—but then he broke it once more! After his first wife betrayed him and deserted him and his son, Matt could not—however much he wanted to—make himself vulnerable to a woman again. Lissa returned to England—only to discover Italy was where her heart belonged.

An unexpected consequenceFlash Lawrence and Brooke Bonner's fling burned hotter and faster than Flash’s temper. But when Brooke learned she was pregnant, staying away was her only option.Their chemistry is explosive but the unpredictable rodeo star isn’t daddy material…

They must learn the truth–or face losing her son…and each otherLaura Kelly will need all her reserves. Her young son desperately needs a bone marrow donor and she herself is not a genetic match; neither are any of her relatives. The conclusion is inescapable: Laura was adopted.Private investigator Mitch Tucker has a reputation as the best in town, but even he acknowledges that the search for Laura's birth parents won't be simple. Especially once he realizes that Laura's adoption must have been illegal–and there are a lot of people around who still want it hushed up.The risks are high, but so is the reward–Laura, Mitch and a little boy who can become a family of their own.

Cabe Jensen hates Christmas. After losing his beloved wife, the holidays are nothing but a painful reminder of all that was good in his world.When his best friend asks to get married at his ranch, Cabe had no idea it was to be a Christmas wedding! The worst part is he has to work with Saedra Robbins, a friend of the groom, on the plans. And Saedra can’t seem to stop herself from poking her nose everywhere, making him feel things he rather forget. Trouble is, he’s not sure what Saedra’s after. She makes herself at home around the place and his daughter likes her. All Cabe knows is he can’t stop thinking about kissing her….

Вторая книга стихов и рассказов музыканта Александра Вагнера (проекты «ARACHNA» и. \̶/̶\̶/̶/̶\̶\̶/.), в которой он предлагает погрузиться в экзистенциальные перипетии существования в пограничных состояниях, а также в фантастические миры снов и воспоминаний.

Меня зовут Ариэлла Вайнора Азалин ди Ирвил, и в основном я занимаюсь перевозкой контрабанды. Деятельность не слишком спокойная, зато вполне прибыльная…была бы, имей я хоть капельку везения. Ну, не то, чтобы мне совсем не везёт, просто я очень часто попадаю в неприятности, но, заметьте, всегда нахожу из них выход! И вот недавно мне крупно повезло – попался на редкость щедрый заказчик, которому всего-то и надо, что доставить пассажиров и оборудование на старушку Землю. «Плёвое дело», - подумала я, мысленно изобретая, на что потратить свой гонорар. Не тут-то было! По закону Вселенской подлости, часть пассажиров оказалась киборгами, среди научного оборудования затесались контейнеры с оружием, а у самого нанимателя куча секретов и нехорошая особенность, нравиться таким дурочкам, как я. Но я – не я, если отступлю просто так!

Society bride for the taking!The arrogant Theron dynasty have always looked down their noses at Reith Richardson – but now he’s the one they need… He might have been raised on a rundown cattle station, but he’s worked himself up to the top – the hard way. And if they want his wealth to save their empire they’re going to have to pay.The price – Kimberley Theron, their daughter! Kim is no pampered princess – whatever Reith thinks. A diamond might have been forced onto her left hand, but the role of meek, obedient trophy wife isn’t one she’s prepared to play…“Lindsay Armstrong: great dialogue, good plot and that ‘je ne sais quoi’!” – Victoria, Retired, Belfast

Seeing the woman who'd left him without a backward glance was painful enough for Steve Lindstrom–but Lily Mayfield hadn't returned to their hometown alone.Just the sight of the heartbreakingly lovely single mother and her son awoke bittersweet yearning for what might have been. Walking away from the only man she'd ever loved had left Lily with enough regrets for two lifetimes.Now, after years of harboring her unhappy secret, the time had come to tell the truth. If Steve could give her a second chance, she'd have every intention of showing him where her heart had always been…with him.

Lauren Whitmore had heard the wild rumors about the man on her doorstep. But none of them prepared her for Gray Longwalker. His proud Native American features stole her breath, but it was his eyes that stopped Lauren's heart. Deep, honest and gray as his name–an exact match to those of the little girl Lauren loved and was to adopt as her own.As soon as he learned she existed, Gray rushed to claim his child. Except he hadn't expected a long-limbed vixen to stand in his way. And as tension between him and Lauren heated to a dangerous attraction the lone warrior faced his greatest fear–forgetting the beauty before him was the enemy….

Добрая книга о девчонке-мечтательнице и ее друге. Одним школьным днем они познакомились с гостями из третьего измерения. Нашли собратьев наших гостей. Также познакомились с существами, живущих среди людей, которые обитают в библиотеках. Решив возникшие проблемы, наши герои не распрощались, а продолжили контакт. Но это будет уже в следующей книге.

Just for once allow your heart to rule your prudent common sense…Tempting advice – dare Eugenie take it? A country upbringing had taught her to be practical…not to cherish romantic dreams about tall, handsome strangers! But a chance encounter one misty day in spring changed all that. Eminent surgeon Aderik Rijnma ter Salis was a very special man – he made Eugenie's life seem brighter, full of exciting possibilities! But with the gorgeous Saphira at his side, could Aderik's feelings for Eugenie ever be more than strictly professional?

Just for once allow your heart to rule your prudent common sense…Tempting advice – dare Eugenie take it? A country upbringing had taught her to be practical…not to cherish romantic dreams about tall, handsome strangers! But a chance encounter one misty day in spring changed all that. Eminent surgeon Aderik Rijnma ter Salis was a very special man – he made Eugenie's life seem brighter, full of exciting possibilities! But with the gorgeous Saphira at his side, could Aderik's feelings for Eugenie ever be more than strictly professional?

Под обложкой этой книги собраны фантастические рассказы разных лет, в которых автор пытается разобраться в том, что такое реальность, где её границы, и почему мы находимся там, где мы есть. В оформлении обложки использован рисунок автора книги, Сергея Бушова. Содержит нецензурную брань.

Я пилот, наёмник развитой цивилизации и архимаг в одном лице. То есть был им, теперь я наследник почти рухнувшего древнего рода. Чёртова война привела нас на грань уничтожения, оставив лишь жалкие клочки от былого могущества. Расколотый мир не прощает ошибок, зато он полон интриг, тайн и возможностей. Я устрою своим врагам пару сюрпризов!

Это одновременно Зона и одновременно нет. Это территория психоделического юмора и бесконечного трэша, в котором вас поджидают мимы-зомби, гномы с бензопилами и Колобки, в виде голов-перебежчиков с заначкой под шапкой, которую умело достают ушами. Это горячечный сон Тима Бёртона. И даже заяц-псевдоплоть может вытащить из своего цилиндра фокусника, если в этот момент его не настигнет Карабасыч и его шайка. Это полное собрание – с ранее не печатавшейся, заключительной частью – историй из знаменитого сборника S.W.A.L.K.E.R., о приключениях Дрессировщицы и ее французского безбашенного помощника – панка-механика Жикара, добывающих всевозможных тварей для постъядерных шапито. Мало? Толстяки с инграмами на моноциклах уже на подходе… Но есть и еще одна история. В далеких и таинственных Северных лесах живут брат и сестра-лесорубы. Однажды они получают письмо от своего отца, который на смертном одре завещает им небольшую сумму денег, и самое главное, что у него было в жизни. К письму прилагается карта пути, так как …

Любовь к бывшей жене превратила Лёшу в неудачника и алкоголика. Но космос даёт ему шанс измениться и сделать маленький шаг в сторону новой интересной жизни.

На этот раз приключения начались не с главных героев, а с их друзей Троя и Кианы, и не в космосе, а прямо на Земле под боком. Друзья, это, конечно, не семья, у них всегда случается какая-нибудь ерунда, которая требует вашего участия. А хочется полежать, понежиться под одеялом, составить план безделья на выходные. Но надо поднимать свою ленивую задницу и отправляться к черту на кулички, чтобы…

Перед вами самая известная и популярная книга братьев Стругацких – полная юмора и сатирических намеков фантастическая сказочная повесть, воспитавшая не одно поколение читателей и растасканная на цитаты. Она повествует о буднях НИИЧАВО (Научно-исследовательского института чародейства и волшебства) – месте, где причудливо перемешались быт солидного учреждения и фольклорно-сказочная круговерть. В филиале Академии наук есть отделы Линейного счастья и Абсолютного знания, Предсказаний и пророчеств и Вечной молодости, а его штатные сотрудники могут проходить сквозь стены и становиться невидимыми. Дракона каждую пятницу возят на полигон для опытов, а курс управления волшебной палочкой занимает восемь семестров и требует основательного знания квантовой алхимии. Смотрителем музея старины является Баба-Яга, которую зовут Наина Киевна Горыныч, а за использование неразменного пятака можно запросто угодить в милицию…

Совершенно невероятные ситуации встречи пришельцев с людьми. Мирные инопланетяне, приветливые люди - приятное чтение. Но и без пришельцев историй хватает...

Жила себе девушка Аня Кирдяшова, которой родная бабушка завещала перед смертью – копить золото. И стало это дело главной целью у Ани. Она даже в кино ходила на фильмы «Золото Маккены», «Золотой поезд», «Золотой пояс», «Золотое путешествие Синдбада» и прочие с такими же названиями…

The Alpha and the Innocent…Raised by a mother who traded on her looks, buttoned-up accountant Kate Watson is determined to be respected for her brains and not her beauty! But working side by side with her notorious billionaire boss Alessandro Preda leaves Kate rattled!Alessandro is intrigued by virginal Kate. He’s used to women flaunting their curves in front of him – not trying to hide them! He will relish the fresh challenge of unleashing the volcano of sensuality he senses within her.Yet neither is prepared for what happens when one pleasurable night is nowhere near enough…Discover more at www.millsandboon.co.uk/cathywilliams

Giving in is the sweetest reward…For the last six months, writer Calla Tucker has had it bad for super-hot and intense detective Devin Antonio. And those smouldering green eyes? Amazing! But he’s always been hands-off – until now. When Devin is suspended for a crime he didn’t commit, Calla sees an opportunity to help out a friend…and finally find a way into her hot detective’s bed!Devin doesn’t accept help – especially from the stunning blonde he’s always wanted and never allowed himself to touch. But when the plot against Devin thickens, there’s only one person he can turn to. And this time she’s not taking “no” for an answer…

His Lady of the Manor… Devastatingly desirable Sebastian Conway has a string of glamorous socialites at his beck and call – why would he ever want to settle down? But Sebastian is also the Conway heir, and duty demands he return to his family’s seat in Cornwall, the grand Pengarroth Hall estate…At an exclusive weekend gathering, Sebastian discovers pretty Fleur Richardson, who gets flustered at his every word. He’s beguiled. Maybe Fleur’s not so much potential mistress material as the future mistress of Pengarroth Hall – if only Sebastian can overcome his allergy to marriage…

Sally Thorne’s The Hating Game meets Netflix’s The Christmas Prince , you will ADORE this fun and flirty romcom!Turquoise blue waters. Sandy white beaches. Mojitos…Film location scout Kenzie Cole has found herself in paradise. And working in the Caribbean for a week is just what she needs to escape the long line of exes in her closet.Though the last thing she expects is to be picked up at the resort bar by a disgraced former Prince!Luckily for Kenzie, exile is suiting the man formerly known as Prince Fredrik very well. And it’s not long before his rugged, pirate charm is proving hard to resist.But Rik’s been spending his time in paradise exorcising demons of his own and he has danger written all over him. If Kenzie was sensible she’d run a mile instead of lose herself to her lust – although, they do say that sometimes you have to get lost before you can be found….‘THIS is how you write a HEA.’ – The Accidental Reader

Dare she place her heart in his care?Dr Charlotte James will do anything to save her best friend’s unborn baby – even turn to her ex-fiancé Dr Quinn Devlyn! Their relationship ended badly after the loss of their own little miracle, and while Charlotte trusts the hot-shot neonatal surgeon’s amazing ability she doesn’t trust the man who buries his emotions in work…A career-threatening injury has left Quinn at a crossroads in his life. But, working with Charlotte again in the snowbound beauty of her isolated community practice, he realises he’s been given a second chance to prove that both the baby and Charlotte’s fragile heart will be safe in his hands…

MISS MAPLE AND THE PLAYBOYPrimary-school teacher Beth Maple is cautious and conventional until she becomes besotted with stand-in dad Ben Anderson, who appears at the school gates. Being around him makes her feel truly alive. But Ben is dangerously out of her league!THE PLAYBOY DOCTOR’S MARRIAGE PROPOSALNurse Emily Tippett is not what doctor Linton Gregory needs. An expert at protecting his own heart, he prefers to date and move on. But Linton has seen the beauty Emily is trying to hide. He’s ready to go from playboy doctor to husband-to-be, but is Emily interested?THE NEW GIRL IN TOWNPhotographer Zoe Kozlowski is transforming her new home into a bed and breakfast. Luckily for her, architect – and eligible bachelor – Mason Sullivan is there to help. Except Mason’s interests are more than just professional…

“I have the tiara you want and you have to pay for it.”Dante Di Sione could forgive the beautiful blonde he kissed in the airport lounge for accidentally taking the suitcase with his grandfather’s precious tiara in it. But then she has the nerve to blackmail him into accompanying her to her sister’s wedding!So when news of their supposed engagement breaks, Dante takes his revenge and ensures that Willow play the part of his loving wife-to-be to the full. Only he has no idea that Willow has faked all that bold confidence… and is a virgin!

From hard-working mum – to lady of the manor!Handsome English aristocrat Lord Simon Morton-Blake is reluctant to get involved with anyone on his visit to Australia – especially a single mother like Kate Petherbridge! But Simon can’t deny his unexpected attraction to vivacious Kate, nor refuse her offer of a place to stay. Thrown into the middle of Kate’s lively family, Simon finds his buttoned-up manner slowly undone.A happy family isn’t something Simon’s ever known before, but he’s starting to realise there’s one ready-made, just for him…‘Packed with a smouldering tension…Michelle Douglas will leave readers wanting more…’ – Cataromance. com

Carole Mortimer is one of Mills & Boon’s best loved Modern Romance authors. With nearly 200 books published and a career spanning 35 years, Mills & Boon are thrilled to present her complete works available to download for the very first time! Rediscover old favourites – and find new ones! – in this fabulous collection…Falling for the enemy…Even before she knew him personally, Megan Finch disliked Jerome Towers, the wealthy landowner plotting to buy out her family's farm. And when she eventually meets him, he is as arrogant as she expected! And yet Megan can’t help but be deeply captivated by Jerome’s charm and magnetism…Now she’ll do anything to avoid Jerome discovering that she has been accused of a scandalous relationship with his half-brother! An accusation that has destroyed her career… Will Jerome turn out to be her saviour or her downfall?

No longer just a crush…It was Grace North's birthday and the best gift she could've gotten was…Kyle McRaney? Okay, so it wasn't what she'd asked for–at least not out loud–yet the man she had once considered her special hero was standing in her kitchen, ready to be her personal chef for the next three months. And the appearance of his precocious daughter only made Grace long for what might've been….Kyle had always treated Grace with something akin to brotherly love, but now there was no mistaking the heat that sizzled between them. After all, Grace had gone from awkward teenager to the sexiest woman he'd ever met. Could he convince this beauty to take another chance on her knight in shining armor…and his ready-made family?

They call him «the baby cop»Ethan Knight, a detective in Desert City, Arizona, believes in putting children first. He's created an unofficial network of foster care for abused and abandoned kids; he's done this by calling on family and circumventing the system to get kids the help they need, when they need it.They call her «the battle-ax»Regan Grant is a by-the-book social worker, a woman who doesn't believe in «unofficial.» She's the new supervisor at Child Help services, and she's been hired to make sure the rules are followed. All the rules, all the time… The other cops figure that if anyone can persuade her to bend those rules, it's Ethan. If anyone can charm her, it's Ethan. If anyone can make her fall in love, it's Ethan…and four rescued babies.

Singer JD’s the only man who can ignite Susannah’s hottest desires. Just the sound of his smoky drawl and she’s completely undone. Yet she knows that leaving the bad boy behind is for the best.Although JD might not be so quick to let her go!

Wanted: one wedding night! Once Lorenzo Valente sets his sights on something – or someone – he will not be deterred! His estranged wife Chloe might profess to hate him now, yet only weeks earlier she was claiming adoration…proving Lorenzo’s belief that love is fickle. But now the stakes have got higher…Chloe has become guardian to her friend’s baby and wants a fresh start – plus a marriage annulment. Seeing Chloe as a mother, Lorenzo is more determined than ever to keep her…and claim the wedding night from which she fled!

‘Compelling, chilling and an incredibly impressive’ Alexandra Brown‘Shocking, and very cleverly crafted’ The Book Review Café‘Disturbing and chilling’ Northern Crime Reviews‘A gripping psychological thriller with a level of tension that will leave you breathless’ Tracy Book LoverThey say every marriage has its secrets. But no one sees what happens behind closed doors. And sometimes those doors should never be opened…Sal and Charlie are married. They love each other. But they aren’t happy. Sal cannot leave, no matter what Charlie does – no matter how much it hurts.Praise for Between You and Me:‘What a page turner! Compelling, chilling and an incredibly impressive’ Alexandra Brown‘It’s certainly one of the best debuts I have read in a while, it’s compelling and shocking, and very cleverly crafted’ The Book Review Café‘Hall packs a punch with this one and the ending left me gasping’ For the Love of Books‘It is disturbing and chilling. It feels very real. And a quick mention for that twist! I did not see that…

Secrets from the past emerge in the present and the consequences are unexpected for these two couples.YESTERDAY'S ECHOESTragedy had befallen Rosie when she was a vulnerable sixteen-year-old and Jake Lucas had witnessed the entire thing. Since then Rosie has built a successful career, not allowing anyone near the woman behind the cheerful face she shows to the world. But Jake has entered her life again, and he isn't about to let her forget the past.MASTER OF PLEASURESasha walked away from handsome millionaire Gabriel Calbrini to marry another and he's never forgiven her. Now widowed, Sasha is shocked when Gabriel is named heir to her late husband's wealth and guardian to her two sons. But Sasha won't surrender. There's far too much at stake especially the one thing that Gabriel must never know….

Turbulence is in their ForecastSummer Raines knows when it’s going to rain. She can just feel it. That’s why the local weather girl’s so good at her job. Too bad she couldn’t have foreseen the tumultuous arrival of Travis Lockwood, everybody’s favorite star NFL quarterback. Make that former star NFL quarterback. Sidelined back to Texas after an injury forced him out of his career, now the golden boy – shouldn’t he be humbled by his adversity, even a little? – is trying to steal her precious on-air time.Summer is reduced to reporting on the weather from…football games. It’s enough to make her quit and follow her dream of becoming a storm-chaser like her parents. Except she’s got to stay put; her grandparents need her. She’s stuck with a career that’s going nowhere and a man who delights in her refusal to be charmed. Falling in love isn’t nearly as easy as predicting the weather.

Mills & Boon are excited to present The Anne Mather Collection – the complete works by this classic author made available to download for the very first time! These books span six decades of a phenomenal writing career, and every story is available to read unedited and untouched from their original release. Giving in to his touch…Rachel Clairbourne is blonde and gorgeous – and yet her bombshell looks hide a heart of innocence. Aware she is wanted only for her beauty, Rachel has never let a man close. But when she meets charismatic Matt Brody, something stirs in her heart.For the first time ever, she wants to give herself to a man. But Rachel can only look, not let herself be touched… she needs to focus on finding the mother who abandoned her, and Matt has secrets of his own. On the sultry island paradise of St Antoine, it won’t be long before Rachel succumbs…

Wedding at King’s ConvenienceIn one unforgettable night, Jefferson King, movie mogul, had made Maura Donohue pregnant. Worse, he’d been avoiding her phone calls. Naturally he’d give the expectant mother a wedding worthy of a King’s bride. But Maura wouldn’t marry without love… Bedding the Secret Heiress Gage Faulkner is the enemy. At least that’s what heiress Lauren Lynch keeps telling herself. Gage’s business mind tells him Lauren is hiding something. But his body tells him he wants her anyway. Seducing her should reveal the truth…

Everyone has a secret…Heartbreakingly handsome, senior midwife Lucas Elliot manages to make any woman go weak at the knees! Only English obstetrician Darcie Green seems immune to his charms—his 'love ’em and leave ’em' attitude infuriates her…But for Lucas buttoned-up Darcie is the ultimate challenge—he’s determined to bring out her wild side before she returns to England! Yet Lucas’s plan backfires when he realises he’s dangerously close to falling for her… And, more worryingly, Darcie’s even closer to discovering the secret behind the playboy!Midwives On-Call Midwives, mothers and babies—lives changing for ever…!

Bound by business…Physiotherapist Caprice Tregore steels herself as she prepares to meet the man she has vowed never to see again. She needs his help, and she can only guess at what the captivating Luciano will demand in return. But the years have changed her and she’s no longer the naïve innocent he once knew…Branded by passion?Luciano Duchelini needs Caprice to ensure his brother’s recovery. But two months in her company shows that the tantalising attraction he turned his back on years before is still there, and this time he’s determined to satisfy his every desire…regardless of the cost.Discover more at www.millsandboon.co.uk/janettekenny

TO KISS A COWBOYTheresa Pirelli isn’t used to being looked after, but a few weeks at Jarrett Deeks’ rustic cabin seemed like the perfect place to get back on her feet after an accident. That is, until this rugged man sweeps her right back off them again!Jarrett may have been a rodeo star, but women like Theresa have always been off-limits. Yet one kiss changes everything. Theresa’s his for only a few weeks, but once he has her in his arms he knows he’ll do anything to keep her there…

THEIR LOST-AND-FOUND FAMILYGeorgie Turner’s brother, Max, is lost in an Australian cyclone, and when rugged Alistair Carmichael learns that she needs help he rushes to her side, knowing he will never leave her again!LONG-LOST SON, BRAND-NEW FAMILYTragedy has left Janey’s nephew without a mother, so she’s determined to reunite him with his father Luke Bresciano. But when they finally meet, could Luke be the family she has been looking for?A PROPOSAL WORTH WAITING FORMiranda Carlisle’s one night with Nick Devlin left her broken hearted. Yet meeting years later, he is still the most irresistible man she’s met and this time if Nick wants her, she’ll be stay forever…

A smart person knows when to accept her lot in life.So Madison Belle has resigned herself to a solo existence running her family's ranch. That's before she finds a young girl and her baby brother hiding out in her barn…and before she meets their tough but tender father. As the only law in High Cotton, Texas, Walker is struggling to juggle his job with single parenthood.But his kids need a mother, and Maddie has a way of making them all feel like a family again. The beautiful rancher is even starting to make Walker believe in miracles. Until his ex-wife shows up, claiming to be carrying his child…