Unqualified

Unqualified
Anna Faris

Chris Pratt

Since October 2015, a whole lot of people have been getting relationship advice from a very well-intentioned but untrained source — actress Anna Faris — on her ridiculously popular podcast, Unqualified.Anna’s own personal life was messy, even while her career soared as the lead in the Scary Movie franchise, and as the star of the CBS comedy, MOM. She started Unqualified as something gone-a-goof, but the podcast is already getting 1.5 million downloads a month, and is consistently one of the most popular out there.Now, working with collaborator Rachel Bertsche, she is telling all in her first book UNQUALIFIED. Unable to find an ex who would spill the beans, Chris has graciously agreed to write the introduction.

ANNA FARIS is an actress, producer, and top-rated podcaster: Her podcast, Anna Faris is Unqualified, averages four million downloads a month. Faris currently stars on the CBS hit comedy Mom and has had memorable roles on Entourage and Friends. She will next star in MGM/Pantelion Film’s remake of Overboard alongside Eugenio Derbez. Faris produced and starred in The House Bunny and What’s Your Number?, and her additional films include the Scary Movie franchise, Lost in Translation, The Dictator, Observe and Report, Brokeback Mountain, Just Friends, Smiley Face, Keanu, and the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs franchise. A native of Washington State, she lives in Los Angeles with her family.

To Chris.

Your wisdom and strength have made me a better person.

CONTENTS

Cover (#u758d7e1e-8b18-516b-8d7d-d8783d016aa2)

About the Author (#ubc79bc1a-529c-5aee-bc79-55c0c989735b)

Title Page (#u0a735023-40f6-50b4-b935-b1370e7b2751)

Dedication (#u7c077d3b-d61b-5eae-ab86-77dd1cd48e27)

Forward by Chris Pratt (#ulink_7c6ade19-92b2-5119-b9e8-80bf9b4375ae)

Introduction: I Rote a Book! (#ulink_1f7fb2a7-46cd-5e9f-aa50-e4420ec66894)

The Fastest Boy in the Third Grade (#ulink_6861d4f2-3383-528d-ad4d-c1ad9d54a357)

List to Live By: The Professions of Men You Should Not Date (I Broke My Own Rules) (#ulink_aa873815-3132-5734-bcb0-4d738294c140)

Ich Liebe Dich (#ulink_5f499ec6-7179-5ede-bb7b-af2c40cdfdee)

Unqualified Advice: Squad Goals? (#ulink_a4c1da87-63bc-5331-b680-d586660169cf)

Losing My Virginity, and Other Horrible Sexual Escapades (#ulink_b93c4b63-5239-550e-a1dc-0b40eb7607aa)

Listener Advice: I Was the Short Girl. What Were You? (#ulink_e9818428-fabb-5fe2-8718-7b0bfecd5f3c)

Proud and Angry (#ulink_f3b40c45-5368-5826-8fbe-6b22a3f7ac99)

Turning the Tables: Not-So-Rapid Fire (#litres_trial_promo)

Waiting … (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: Should You Move for the Guy? (#litres_trial_promo)

The Wedding Hoopla (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: Not Enough Soul (#litres_trial_promo)

Meet My Parents (#litres_trial_promo)

Playing House (#litres_trial_promo)

Listener Advice: How to Get Over a Breakup (#litres_trial_promo)

Take Me Home Tonight. Literally. (#litres_trial_promo)

Turning the Tables: Deal Breakers (#litres_trial_promo)

Just Friends: A Conversation Between a Man and a Woman Who’ve Been Pals for Fifteen Years and Haven’t Slept Together (#litres_trial_promo)

Scoliosis Check (#litres_trial_promo)

List to Live By: Sex on the Beach and Thirteen Other Things That Sound Better Than They Are (#litres_trial_promo)

Listener List: Things That Sound Better Than They Are, Part 2 (#litres_trial_promo)

What’s Your Number? (And Why Do We Reveal It?) (#litres_trial_promo)

Comedy, Fame, and the Gross Words (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: The Bush Is Back (#litres_trial_promo)

Can I Marry You? (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: Unicorns Aren’t Found, They’re Made (#litres_trial_promo)

Chatroulette (#litres_trial_promo)

How to Deal with Jealousy (#litres_trial_promo)

Turning the Tables: How Would You Proceed? (#litres_trial_promo)

Jack Pratt (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: Protect Your Heart (#litres_trial_promo)

Listener Advice: More Love Mantras (#litres_trial_promo)

Forty (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: How to Tune Out the Noise (#litres_trial_promo)

Friday, January 6, 2017 (#litres_trial_promo)

She Said, He Said: What It’s Like to Be a Couple in Hollywood (#litres_trial_promo)

Unqualified Advice: I Don’t Know What I’m Talking About, but Here’s Some Other Free (Or Only the Cost of This Book) Unqualified Advice (#litres_trial_promo)