Challenge Accepted!: 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl

Challenge Accepted!: 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
Celeste Barber

‘Prepare to laugh’ – Reese Witherspoon253 steps to becoming an anti-it girl.Funny woman, Instagram star and international comedy sensation, Celeste Barber’s Challenge Accepted! is a raucous, hilarious and outspoken guide to life, unwanted gas and how to rock a sexy scar.Part-memoir, part-comedy routine, part-advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges – why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.

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For JoJo, Mark and Nic.

Come back now, please, I’ve got so much to tell you.

YASS, CONTENTS!

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The One Where I Thought I Would Flip Inside Out (#ulink_aebc7764-7687-5b17-9c91-6909b0e030a5)

The One Where I Discovered Ritalin, My Childhood (Not So) Imaginary Friend (#ulink_d19be339-fe43-5aa6-bdc4-9d50de7ee295)

The One About My Dad (#ulink_67b0950d-e872-5e53-b40a-b6b70a0ba669)

The One Where I Danced a Lot (#ulink_9c913ef9-476a-53ef-9cef-c3e84f761a7b)

The One With the Gross Man (#ulink_a453242d-1222-517a-93a8-1c6fa9d8c5db)

The One About My Fake Brother, Michael (#ulink_782d9b94-cc17-5ee0-ba54-7411d166806b)

The One Where I Was Bullied at School, I Think (#ulink_1d3e7666-4fa3-5032-a6bb-430f4a0f2f26)

Dear Wine (#litres_trial_promo)

The One About Falling in Love With Comedy (#litres_trial_promo)

The One About Surviving Drama School (#litres_trial_promo)

The One With the Other Gross Man (#litres_trial_promo)

The One About Sparky (#litres_trial_promo)

The One About Thomas (#litres_trial_promo)

The One With #hothusband (#litres_trial_promo)

Dear LGBTQI Community (#litres_trial_promo)

The One Where My Heart Was Cut Open (#litres_trial_promo)

The One About My Breasts (#litres_trial_promo)

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The One About Jo and How I Got in Trouble at Yoga (#litres_trial_promo)