Bordeaux Housewives

Bordeaux Housewives
Daisy Waugh

Introducing the perfect Summer read for 2006. Bordeaux Housewives is a romantic comedy combining a heady mix of sunshine, sex, Sancerre and secrets.When an ordinary English family swap dreary suburbia and the rat race for the glorious countryside of France they have no idea just how much their lives are going to change.For in addition to the culture shock, they have been selected to appear in a reality TV show about their Good Life lifestyle. But they also have a secret life which they need to hide from the cameras…Meanwhile, at the local bar, another expat is finding that local attractions amount to more than wine, cheese and sunflowers…

Bordeaux Housewives

Daisy Waugh

Zuberzonic Zebedee

Maths Genius, Life Enhancer and Very Good on Penguins

This one’s for you XXX

Table of Contents

Cover Page (#u0adcaef4-38e9-5106-8c3a-03732cdd4ebd)

Title Page (#ua8e501ee-6e69-5870-8bd9-99dc80da10f8)

Dedication (#u35951eb8-ca77-5913-ade4-abc2607302f6)

BUSINESS AS USUAL (#u37417de9-2dbb-5645-a753-b489ece6c8ed)

HOW IT ALL BEGAN (#u5f283a22-eab1-57a9-ba92-94197fe1725e)

FINDING THE WILL (#u08666177-306b-5bbb-9877-46d6cd0a65a2)

FINDING THE WAY (#u98742459-923f-5b23-abfe-1452e357a081)

CATCHING JELLYFISH (#uf5fc6244-e056-52fb-9eee-91974de9572a)

EATING MOULES (#u21326b45-2ba6-5119-96fd-79ddff3deb3b)

FROM DAWN TO DAFFY (#u9d002090-ef60-53b9-b8f8-9e42d8a30b48)

DAFFY’S LITTLE PROJECT (#u0feaec1e-f90b-58f7-aaac-1df9e376684b)

FEELING THE FEAR AND DOING IT ANYWAY (#u40ebe484-065f-552e-a63d-ff26200ad7a6)

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED ERITREANS (#u46cc969c-800e-5f53-88ca-345c01aa13ff)

BABYSITTERS (#u56be823b-117d-5783-83b9-d3d867abd1ac)

HORATIO, LADY EMMA AND THE ALMOST-KISS (#u7502feab-baf7-5fd6-b4ee-7f4af0c1bc0b)

LOBSTER WITH MAYONNAISE (#ua920303f-09a3-53f6-b95b-85e670db2178)

COFFEE AND PETITS FOURS (#uc2beefb3-a398-5ed2-b57f-dd63fe61b211)

A LAST BREAKFAST (#litres_trial_promo)

TWO STRAY CATS (#litres_trial_promo)

HOW MANY BEANS MAKE FIVE? (#litres_trial_promo)

DAY FOUR (#litres_trial_promo)

FINAL DAY (#litres_trial_promo)

PERMISSION TO SHOOT (#litres_trial_promo)

ENTENTE CORDIALE (#litres_trial_promo)

DAFFY’S LIST (#litres_trial_promo)

ELECTRICITY (#litres_trial_promo)

EMMA RANKIN’S RECOMMENDATION (#litres_trial_promo)

VERY OLD FRIENDS (#litres_trial_promo)

SMUTTIE FORMS A PLAN (#litres_trial_promo)

SKID START (#litres_trial_promo)

MURRAY, LEN AND THE SONY PD150 (#litres_trial_promo)

TEAMWORK (#litres_trial_promo)

SCREEN-TEST (#litres_trial_promo)

MAKING A PITCH (#litres_trial_promo)

FRENCH LESSONS (#litres_trial_promo)

GRAND OPENING (#litres_trial_promo)

COURT SUMMONS (#litres_trial_promo)

RURAL BLISS (#litres_trial_promo)

MONEY, SEX AND MORE BABIES (#litres_trial_promo)

INVESTMENT MONITORING (#litres_trial_promo)

TREATS (#litres_trial_promo)

OLD MAID (#litres_trial_promo)