Cyanide and Happiness: Ice Cream and Sadness

Cyanide and Happiness: Ice Cream and Sadness
Dave Dave

Matt Matt

Kris Kris

Rob Rob

Optimised for larger screens.If you're younger than 15 or older than 50, there is an 87% chance that something in this book will offend you.The #1 web comic, Cyanide & Happiness, is back with a brand new collection of comics sure to leave you gasping in horror or guffawing with laughter.Featuring 150 comics, including 30 brand new strips, each jam-packed with more inappropriate jokes and deviant behaviour than ever before! Laugh at Obese Maurice, Ass Rape Man, the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber, and the not-so-loveable superhero, Superjerk.You'll never see stick figures this twisted! Also features a brand new “activity” section where you can draw your own Cyanide character, build–a–boner, or connect the dots to reveal a hidden image!

Dedicated to Biff Belvin

We’d also like to thank Chase Suddarth for his animation wizardry, Zach Weiner for being a great booth buddy and having a sillier last name than Matt, our two fans in Congo, our one fan in Antarctica, Matt’s mom for letting us say she was dead in the last book (the dead can’t say no!) and of course our wonderful fans, for keeping it so damn classy. You’re kinda the best.

Contents

Cover (#u8e6f8e55-0372-5d64-af3d-76a86bf0732c)

Title Page (#ubc0baed5-55fa-58fd-afcb-0193030ebfdb)

Dedication

Foreword

Comics

The New Ones

Interactivities

About the Comics (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Authors (#litres_trial_promo)

Copyright

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

Foreword

Dear Reader,

Midway through the decade-we-still-don’t-have-a-name-for, people thought ‘webcomics’ were all strips focused on video games, influenced mainly by anime and pixel art. Yet one of the most popular webcomics didn’t fit that description at all, and most of my comics friends seemed to have barely heard of it. It was beloved not by comic nerds, but by real, normal people sharing comics on their eye-wateringly ugly MySpace pages. And they shared them because they were funny.

Good jokes, told well, are why Cyanide & Happiness is so popular. For a comic that packs in an awful lot of blood, stick figure nudity, abortions, and sheer contrariness, it is–at its heart–funny. The best of their strips aren’t simply the ones that are the most outrageous, they’re the ones that most perfectly subvert your expectations, which is what a joke should do. Sometimes that means giving you an unexpected ending to the “sitting in a tree” childhood rhyme, and sometimes it means giving you polio. But whatever the content, there’s always a joke at the end.

Rob, Dave, Matt, and Kris are great guys, and their dedication to humor is complete. I’ve frankly got no idea what’s in this book you’re holding–they could’ve copy-and-pasted my foreword into anything–but I can confidently say that it will make you laugh. Or, failing that, it will at least distract you long enough for the guys to fuck your mom.