Demon Dentist

Demon Dentist
David Walliams

The jaw-achingly funny novel from David Walliams, the number one bestselling author! Make your appointment if you dare…Darkness had come to the town. Strange things were happening in the dead of night. Children would put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, but in the morning they would wake up to find… a dead slug; a live spider; hundreds of earwigs creeping and crawling beneath their pillow.Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it…?Read this book and find out!

Dedication (#ulink_a3e62dae-938c-5b5b-a773-5a652ecfa4ef)

For my tightly folded bud…

Thank yous:

A few very impootment

thankingyous*.

Firstness*, the greatportant* Tony Ross, for once again bringing my words to life with your fantmazingillicous* illustrawings*.

Thankingyou* too to the head of children’s books at HarperCollins, Ann-Janine Murtagh, for all your beliefmentness* in me and my boovels*.

The editor Ruth Alltimes must be thankinged *

too for her meticuliffilous* editnessment*.

Kate Clarke and Elorine Grant, thankingyou both for your incrediment* cover and text designyness*.

The publicimitiousness* for this boovel* was organmented* by Sam White and Geraldine Stroud, thankingyou* ladymen*.

Thankingyou* too to the desk editor Lily Morgan.

Finallingness*, a hugalumptious* thankingyou * to my agent Paul Stevens at Independent. You are the bestmentiousness*.

* Multiple made-up word and phraseALERTS

BEWARE.

THIS IS A

HORROR STORY.

WITH QUITE

A LOT OF

MADE-UP WORDS.

Content

Cover (#uc38ae6c1-f71c-562b-98b2-cfe1492ef76e)

Title Page (#u502fe48f-7cec-5a7d-b206-80afa9d99d4e)

Dedication (#ulink_4723ff6b-56fb-56a6-9cc6-6c071d108bc1)

Prologue (#ulink_7e767667-5fdc-5db2-8656-a870930a9e63)

1. A Simple Case of Toothache (#ulink_41d46906-d191-56e8-87d0-139c615223ef)

2. Believe (#ulink_55466778-d1c7-5ffb-b6e9-f20ace4c2e78)

3. Whiter than White (#ulink_104c463d-4791-512a-bfdf-ee2f608d0511)

4. Blacker than Black (#ulink_c07afd30-a710-514b-b42f-d6fb7c544d23)

5. Special Sweeties (#ulink_454c7c59-9097-50cc-91bc-7ebe33277037)

6. The Intruder (#ulink_a611d6eb-1d61-5784-bfa6-6b30e6b86817)

7. Secrets (#ulink_08bffb32-23cd-5f2b-8243-00e3e22ad615)

8. Teet (#ulink_415a4fbc-1290-51ea-8c86-3013698992e2)

9. Tell No One (#ulink_594af5ee-789c-54fd-a771-2d4caa30f897)

10. Urgent Police Business (#litres_trial_promo)

11. The Plan (#litres_trial_promo)

12. The Counterplan (#litres_trial_promo)

13. Impro! (#litres_trial_promo)

14. Balls (#litres_trial_promo)

15. Bobsleighing Down the Stairs (#litres_trial_promo)

16. A Beckoning Hand (#litres_trial_promo)

17. Come to Mummy (#litres_trial_promo)

18. Gurning Champion (#litres_trial_promo)

19. Frozen Paper (#litres_trial_promo)

20. Joke-shop Gnashers (#litres_trial_promo)

21. Flying Tooth (#litres_trial_promo)

22. A Gigantic Trifle (#litres_trial_promo)

23. Jet-Powered Bottom (#litres_trial_promo)