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Gangsta Granny

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2018
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Gangsta Granny
David Walliams

A hilarious and moving story of old age, adventure, stolen jewels and swimming the Thames, from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.“I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics.” – Sue Townsend, author of Adrian MoleOur hero Ben is bored beyond belief after he is made to stay at his grandma’s house. She’s the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble, and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn’t know about his grandma.1) She was once an international jewel thief.2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the Crown Jewels, and now she needs Ben’s help…

Dedication (#ulink_00865d08-24a9-5f55-9680-7b3bc1d4fe1a)

For Philip Onyango… …the bravest little boy I have ever met.

Contents

Cover (#u7047466a-9f6b-5029-856d-cc739c3d4b67)

Title Page (#u2f2897b1-c858-5ebb-863d-1958b9071938)

Dedication

Chapter 1 - Cabbagy Water

Chapter 2 - A Duck Quacking

Chapter 3 - Plumbing Weekly

Chapter 4 - Mystery and Wonder

Chapter 5 - A Little Broken

Chapter 6 - Cold Wet Egg

Chapter 7 - Bags of Manure

Chapter 8 - A Small Wig in a Jar

Chapter 9 - The Black Cat

Chapter 10 - Everything

Chapter 11 - Cheesy Beans and Sausage

Chapter 12 - The Love Bomb

Chapter 13 - A Lifetime of Crime

Chapter 14 - Nosy Neighbour

Chapter 15 - Reckless and Thrilling

Chapter 16 - ‘N’ ‘O’ Spells ‘NO’

Chapter 17 - Planning the Heist

Chapter 18 - Visiting Hours

Chapter 19 - A Small Explosive Device

Chapter 20 - Boom Boom Boom

Chapter 21 - A Tap-Shoe

Chapter 22 - Lycra Lynch Mob

Chapter 23 - Caught by the Fuzz

Chapter 24 - Dark Waters

Chapter 25 - Haunted by Ghosts

Chapter 26 - A Figure in the Dark

Chapter 27 - An Audience with the Queen

Chapter 28 - Hung, Drawn and Quartered

Chapter 29 - Armed Police

Chapter 30 - A Packet of Sugar

Chapter 31 - Golden Light

Chapter 32 - A Family Sandwich

Chapter 33 - Silence

Chapter 34 - Zimmer Frame

Postscript

Previously by David Walliams:

Copyright

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

Thank yous:

I would like to thank a few people who helped me with this book.

First, the hugely talented Tony Ross for his magical illustrations. Next, Ann-Janine Murtagh, the brilliant head of children’s books at HarperCollins. Nick Lake, my hard-working editor and friend. The fantastic designers James Stevens and Elorine Grant, who worked on the cover and text respectively. The meticulous copy editor Lizzie Ryley. Samantha White, for her brilliant work publicising my books. The lovely Tanya Brennand-Roper who produces the audio versions. And of course my very supportive literary agent Paul Stevens at Independent.

Most of all I would like to thank you kids for reading my books. I am genuinely humbled that you come and meet me at signings, write me letters or send me drawings. I really love telling you stories. I do hope I can dream up some more. Keep reading, it’s good for you!
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