Sandra Belloni (originally Emilia in England). Complete

Wilfrid, however, was angered by the absurdity of the charge and the scene, and also by the profane touch on Emilia’s name.

“I must tell you, ma’am, that for my father’s sake I must desire you to quit this—you will see the advisability of quitting this house for a time.”

“Pole’s promus! Pole’s promus!” Mrs. Chump wailed again.

“Will you give me your assurance now that you will go, to be our guest again subsequently?”

“In writin’ and in words, Mr. Wilfrud!”

“Answer me, ma’am.”

“I will, Mr. Wilfrud; and Mr. Braintop’s a witness, knowin’ the nature of an oath. There naver was a more sacrud promus. Says Pole, ‘Martha—‘”

Wilfrid changed his tactics. Sitting down by her side, he said: “I am sure you have an affection for my father.”

“I’m the most lovin’ woman, my dear! If it wasn’t for my vartue I don’t know what’d become o’ me. Ye could ask Chump, if he wasn’t in his grave, poor fella! I’ll be cryin’ like a squeezed orr’nge presently. What with Chump and Pole, two’s too many for a melanch’ly woman.”

“You have an affection for my father I know, ma’am. Now, see! he’s ill. If you press him to do what we certainly resist, you endanger his life.”

Mrs. Chump started back from the man who bewildered her brain without stifling her sense of justice. She knew that there was another way of putting the case, whereby she was not stuck in the criminal box; but the knowledge groped about blindly, and finding herself there, Mrs. Chump lost all idea of a counter-accusation, and resorted to wriggling and cajolery. “Ah! ye look sweeter when ye’re kissin’ us, Mr. Wilfrud; and I wonder where the little Belloni has got to!”

“Tell me, that there maybe no misunderstanding.” Wilfrid again tried to fix her.

“A rosy rosy fresh bit of a mouth she’s got! and pouts ut!”

Wilfrid took her hand. “Answer me.”

“‘Deed, and I’m modust, Mr. Wilfrud.”

“You do him the honour to be very fond of him. I am to believe that? Then you must consent to leave us at the end of a week. You abandon any idea of an impossible ceremony, and of us you make friends and not enemies.”

At the concluding word, Mrs. Chump was no longer sustained by her excursive fancy. She broke down, and wrung her hands, crying, “En’mies! Pole’s children my en’mies! Oh, Lord! that I should live to hear ut! and Pole, that knew me a bride first blushin’!”

She wailed and wept so that the ladies exchanged compassionate looks, and Arabella rose to press her hand and diminish her distress. Wilfrid saw that his work would be undone in a moment, and waved her to her seat. The action was perceived by Mrs. Chump.

“Oh, Mr. Wilfrud! my dear! and a soldier! and you that was my favourut! If half my ‘ffection for Pole wasn’t the seein’ of you so big and handsome! And all my ideas to get ye marrud, avery one so snug in a corner, with a neat little lawful ring on your fingers! And you that go to keep me a lone woman, frightened of the darrk! I’m an awful coward, that’s the truth. And ye know that marr’ge is a holy thing! and it’s such a beaut’ful cer’mony! Oh, Mr. Wilfrud!—Lieuten’t y’ are! and I’d have bought ye a captain, and made the hearts o’ your sisters jump with bonnuts and gowns and jools. Oh, Pole! Pole! why did you keep me so short o’ cash? It’s been the roon of me! What did I care for your brooches and your gifts? I wanted the good will of your daughters, sir—your son, Pole!”

Mrs. Chump stopped her flow of tears. “Dear hearts!” she addressed her silent judges, in mysterious guttural tones, “is it becas ye think there’s a bit of a fear of…?”

The ladies repressed a violent inclination to huddle together, like cattle from the blowing East.

“I assure ye, ‘taint poss’ble,” pursued Mrs. Chump. “Why do I ‘gree to marry Pole? Just this, now. We sit chirpin’ and chatterin’ of times that’s gone, and live twice over, Pole and myself; and I’m used to ‘m; and I was soft to ‘m when he was a merry buck, and you cradle lumber in ideas, mind! for my vartue was always un’mpeach’ble. That’s just the reason. So, come, and let’s all be friends, with money in our pockuts; yell find me as much of a garl as army of ye. And, there! my weak time’s after my Porrt, my dears. So, now ye know when I can’t be refusin’ a thing to ye. Are we friends?—say! are we?”

Even if the ladies had been disposed to pardon her vulgarity, they could not by any effort summon a charitable sentiment toward one of their sex who degraded it by a public petition for a husband. This was not to be excused; and, moreover, they entertained the sentimentalist’s abhorrence of the second marriage of a woman; regarding the act as simply execrable; being treason to the ideal of the sex—treason to Woman’s purity—treason to the mysterious sentiment which places Woman so high, that when a woman slips there is no help for it but she must be smashed.

Seeing that each looked as implacable as the other, Mrs. Chump called plaintively, “Arr’bella!”

The lady spoke:—

“We are willing to be your friends, Mrs. Chump, and we request that you will consider us in that light. We simply do not consent to give you a name....”

“But, we’ll do without the name, my dear,” interposed Mrs. Chump. “Ye’ll call me plain Martha, which is almost mother, and not a bit of ‘t. There—Cornelia, my love! what do ye say?”

“I can only reiterate my sister’s words, which demand no elucidation,” replied Cornelia.

The forlorn woman turned her lap towards the youngest.

“Ad’la! ye sweet little cajoler! And don’t use great cartwheels o’ words that leave a body crushed.”

Adela was suffering from a tendency to levity, which she knew to be unbefitting the occasion, and likely to defeat its significance. She said: “I am sure, Mrs. Chump, we are very much attached to you as Mrs. Chump; but after a certain period of life, marriage does make people ridiculous, and, as much for your sake as our own, we would advise you to discard a notion that cannot benefit anybody. Believe in our attachment; and we shall see you here now and then, and correspond with you when you are away. And....”

“Oh, ye puss! such an eel as y’ are!” Mrs. Chump cried out. “What are ye doin’ but sugarin’ the same dose, miss! Be qu’t! It’s a traitor that makes what’s nasty taste agree’ble. D’ye think my stomach’s a fool? Ye may wheedle the mouth, but not the stomach.”

At this offence there fell a dead silence. Wilfrid gazed on them all indifferently, waiting for the moment to strike a final blow.

When she had grasped the fact that Pity did not sit in the assembly, Mrs. Chump rose.

“Oh! if I haven’t been sitting among three owls and a raven,” she exclaimed. Then she fussed at her gown. “I wish ye good day, young ladus, and mayhap ye’d like to be interduced to No. 2 yourselves, some fine mornin’? Prov’dence can wait. There’s a patient hen on the eggs of all of ye! I wouldn’t marry Pole now—not if he was to fall flat and howl for me. Mr. Wilfrud, I wish ye good-bye. Ye’ve done your work. I’ll be out of this house in half-an-hour.”

This was not quite what Wilfrid had meant to effect. He proposed to her that she should come to the yacht, and indeed leave Brookfield to go on board. But Mrs. Chump was in that frame of mind when, shamefully wounded by others, we find our comfort in wilfully wounding ourselves. “No,” she said (betraying a meagre mollification at every offer), “I’ll not stop. I won’t go to the yacht—unless I think better of ut. But I won’t stop. Ye’ve hurrt me, and I’ll say good-bye. I hope ye’ll none of ye be widows. It’s a crool thing. And when ye’ve got no children of your own, and feel, all your inside risin’ to another person’s, and they hate ye—hate ye! Oh! Oh!—There, Mr. Wilfrud, ye needn’t touch me elbow. Oh, dear! look at me in the glass! and my hair! Annybody’d swear I’d been drinkin’. I won’t let Pole look at me. That’d cure ‘m. And he must let me have money, because I don’t care for ‘cumulations. Not now, when there’s no young—no garls and a precious boy, who’d say, when I’m gone, ‘Bless her’ Oh! ‘Poor thing! Bless—’ Oh! Augh!” A note of Sorrow’s own was fetched; and the next instant, with a figure of dignity, the afflicted woman observed: “There’s seven bottles of my Porrt, and there’s eleven of champagne, and some comut clar’t I shall write where ut’s to be sent. And, if you please, look to the packing; for bits o’ glass and a red stain’s not like your precious hope when you’re undoin a hamper. And that’s just myself now, and I’m a broken woman; but naver mind, nobody!”

A very formal and stiff “Good-bye,” succeeding a wheezy lamentation, concluded the speech. Casting a look at the glass, Mrs. Chump retired, with her fingers on the ornamental piece of hair.

The door having closed on her, Wilfrid said to his sisters: “I want one of you to come with me to town immediately. Decide which will go.”

His eyes questioned Cornelia. Hers were dropped.

“I have work to do,” pleaded Adela.

“An appointment? You will break it.”

“No, dear, not—”

“Not exactly an appointment. Then there’s nothing to break. Put on your bonnet.”

Adela slipped from the room in a spirit of miserable obedience.

“I could not possibly leave papa,” said Arabella, and Wilfrid nodded his head. His sisters knew quite well what was his business in town, but they felt that they were at his mercy, and dared not remonstrate. Cornelia ventured to say, “I think she should not come back to us till papa is in a better state.”

“Perhaps not,” replied Wilfrid, careless how much he betrayed by his apprehension of the person indicated.

The two returned late that night, and were met by Arabella at the gate.

“Papa has been—don’t be alarmed,” she began. “He is better now. But when he heard that she was not in the house, the blood left his hands and feet. I have had to use a falsehood. I said, ‘She left word that she was coming back to-night or to-morrow.’ Then he became simply angry. Who could have believed that the sight of him so would ever have rejoiced me!”

Adela, worn with fatigue, sobbed, “Oh! Oh!”

“By the way, Sir Twickenham called, and wished to see you,” said Arabella curiously.