Watermelon Pete and Others

Watermelon Pete and Others
Elizabeth Gordon

Elizabeth Gordon

Watermelon Pete and Others

Once there was a little bird,
With flashing wings of blue,
Who told to me the stories, dears,
Which I have told to you.

WATERMELON PETE

Once there was a little darky boy, and his name was Watermelon Pete. They called him Watermelon Pete because his mouth was just the shape of a big, slice of ripe watermelon.

One night when old Mr. Moon was looking in Watermelon Pete’s window, and shining so bright that he couldn’t go to sleep at all, all at once he began to feel hungry. And he said, “Oh, dear, I wish I had a nice big piece of watermelon to eat!”

And then a naughty little Blackie, who was sitting on Watermelon Pete’s bedpost, just hoping that he would want to get out of bed and get into mischief, said, “I know where there are some watermelons. Farmer Brown has some down in his watermelon patch.”

And Watermelon Pete listened to what the naughty little Blackie said, and then he crawled out of bed, and ran, oh, so fast, down to the fence, and scrooged through a hole in the fence, and ran – pitter-patter, with his little bare black feet – down the path to the watermelon vines.

Then he ate, and he ate, and he ate, so many watermelons! And by and by he went to sleep under a watermelon vine. And Mr. Moon went to bed.

Then pretty soon old Mr. Rooster woke up and said, “Cock-a-doodle-doo-oo! Farmer Brown, I’m calling you-oo-o! It’s time to get up!”

So Farmer Brown got up and dressed himself, and went out of doors. And then Farmer Brown said, “Well, I guess I’ll go and see my watermelons.” And when he got there he said, “Why!” just like that. “Why, where are all my lovely watermelons?”

Then little Mrs. Hoppy Toad came out from under a burdock leaf where she lived, and said in her funny little way-up-high voice, “Farmer Brown, I know who ate your watermelons!”

“Do you, Mrs. Hoppy Toad?” said Farmer Brown. “And will you tell me who it is?”

“Oh, yes, Farmer Brown,” said little Mrs. Hoppy Toad, in her little way-up-high voice. “Watermelon Pete ate your watermelons, and he is asleep under your vines.”

And then Watermelon Pete woke, and he was so frightened, because he had been naughty, that he ran pitter-patter, pitter-patter, up the path, and what do you think?

He was so full of watermelon that he could not get back through the hole in the fence, and Farmer Brown caught him! And the naughty Blackie just sat on a fence post and laughed because he had made Watermelon Pete get into mischief!

And Watermelon Pete said, “Please, Farmer Brown, please don’t punish me, and I will never eat your watermelons any more!”

And Farmer Brown said, “All right, Watermelon Pete, I will let you off this time. But you must never listen to that naughty Blackie again. Now go and get the cow and milk her, and then come to breakfast.”

And Mrs. Farmer Brown gave Watermelon Pete a whole plate full of brown cakes for his breakfast, with crinkly cronkly sirup on them.

But the naughty Blackie couldn’t have any.

PIGGY’S THISTLE WHISTLE

A funny little Piggy to the market went,
To buy himself a whistle with a bright new cent.

But the shop man said, “I have no penny whistle,”
So Piggy made himself one from a prickly thistle.

Piggy said, “This thistle whistle’s quite as good as any;
I’ll buy an apple pie with my bright new penny.”

When he bought his apple pie, said the baker, “Here’s another,”
And Piggy took them home to his dear old mother.

And his father and his mother, and his little sister Wee,
Were very, very happy with apple pie for tea.

After supper all the Piggies came in from ’cross the way,
To see Piggy’s thistle whistle, and ask him if he’d play.

Piggy whistled gayly a good old-fashioned dance,
And every little Piggy began to sing and prance.

And oh, such fancy dancing, until Mother Piggy said,
“The Piggy sandman’s coming.” So they all went home to bed.

LADY BUG GOES SHOPPING

Mosquito was strolling one day through the town,
Enjoying the balmy spring air,
When whom should he meet, with her two little babes,
But dear little Lady Bug fair.

“Lady Bug, Lady Bug, what do you seek
In the streets of the busy town?”
“Sir, I’ve been to the spiders to buy me a web,
For my polka-dotted gown.”

“Lady Bug, Lady Bug, fly away home,”
Said old Mr. Grasshopper Gray,
“The town crier fears that your children will burn;
Your house is on fire, they say.”

“Your story is old, Mr. Grasshopper Gray,”
The Lady Bug said, “for you see
My cottage is standing, my children are safe,
For I took them shopping with me.”

LITTLE BABY ELEPHANT AND HIS NEW CLOTHES

Once there was a Daddy and a Mammy Elephant, and they had a little Baby Elephant.

When Daddy Elephant came home one day he found his dear little Baby Elephant crying great big tears!