Muckabout School

Muckabout School
Ian Whybrow

At Muckabout School, pupils are not allowed to behave. IT IS FORBIDDEN. It’s bad to be good and it’s good to be bad. So running in corridors, being rude to teachers, never saying ‘sorry’ and being foul to your friends is the right way to behave.In New Boy at Muckabout, poor Gary Goody is finding it difficult to fit in. He gets to school early, he calls his teacher ‘Sir’, and he combs his hair. He spends ages trying to write neatly and even says sorry when he has done something wrong. When will he ever learn NOT to behave. After several thousand tries at being bad, Gary finally succeeds in the most wicked plan ever. But just as he is about to received his Head Boy’s badge, everything goes horribly wrong.In Muckabout Outing, the local zoo is in danger of closing and Muckabout School are planning their annual outing. But when local reporter Roger Hack records what the children get up to, things don’t quite go according to plan.With his unique sense of humour, familiar to readers of Little Wolf, Ian Whybrow has created another hilarious series of stories, set in the familiar, but not so familiar, world of Muckabout School.

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First Published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2005

This electronic edition published by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2015

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Contents

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Title Page (#u83508089-a198-570f-a013-495811db926b)

Copyright (#ulink_9cbe0efd-6b05-522a-9e09-55004bce3596)

A New Boy at Muck About (#ulink_15eaccb0-655c-5ed1-98bb-5203cd264ffb)

Chapter One (#ulink_15eaccb0-655c-5ed1-98bb-5203cd264ffb)

Chapter Two (#ulink_da86d068-6c15-526f-8aaa-ad5090ef6163)

Chapter Three (#ulink_ba2a58a3-4494-58ac-acf8-3822629f0d56)

Chapter Four (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Five (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Six (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Seven (#litres_trial_promo)

Much about Outing (#litres_trial_promo)

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Chapter Two (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Three (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Four (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Five (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Six (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter Seven (#litres_trial_promo)

Other Books by Ian Whybrow (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

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Gary Goody walked through the empty corridors of Muckabout School to his new classroom. He entered and stopped in his tracks.

“Oh no!” he thought. “I’m the first to arrive – again!”

He was just about to go back out to the playground when he heard a snort from behind the teacher’s desk. It was Mr Dawdle just waking up from a nap. The lazy teacher straightened his sunglasses and stared straight at Gary.

“Gary!” Mr Dawdle groaned. “You’re early again!”

Mr Dawdle dragged himself out of his comfortable armchair and stumbled over to where Gary was. In any other school, Mr Dawdle would have been a disgrace. He was as tall and skinny as a beanpole, with greasy hair scragged into a ponytail. His jeans and T-shirt were filthy and full of holes and he peered at Gary through sunglasses that were smeared with what looked like tomato ketchup.

“I’m sorry,” sighed Gary.

“You should know the rules by now, yeah?” the teacher said, producing a biscuit from his pocket. He dusted the biscuit off and popped it into his mouth, chewing the biscuit as he yawned. “Well? What are they?” the teacher asked, spraying Gary with crumbs.

“Run in the corridors,” Gary said.

“Uh-huh,” said Mr Dawdle.

“Don’t put up your hand. Be rude to teachers. Don’t mind your manners. Always eat in class.”

“And…?”