The Tutti-frutti Collection

The Tutti-frutti Collection
Jean Ure

Three of Jean Ure’s best-loved stories in a bumper 3-in-1 edition – SKINNY MELON AND ME, BECKY BANANAS and FRUIT AND NUTCASE. The perfect summer read!Madness, memories and mayhem!In Skinny Melon and Me, Cherry wonders how her mum could even think of remarrying – and to such a dweeb! At least she has her best friend, Skinny Melon, to cheer her up…In Becky Bananas: This is Your Life! Becky shares her dreams and describes her wonderful life so far.And in Fruit and Nutcase Mandy's scatty parents drive her up the wall! She's trying really hard not to totally lose the plot…

The Tutti-Frutti Collection

JEAN URE

Copyright (#uab22e307-0985-5a37-aad3-53752b5ef60e)

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Skinny Melon and Me first published in Great Britain by Collins 1996 Becky Bananas: This is Your Life first published in Great Britain by Collins 1997 Fruit and Nutcase first published in Great Britain by Collins 1998

First published in this three-in-one edition by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2005

Text © Jean Ure 1996, 1997, 1998

Skinny Melon and Me Illustrations © Peter Bailey 1996, Chris Fisher 1996 Becky Bananas Illustrations © Mick Brownfield and Stephen Player 1997 Fruit and Nutcase Illustrations © Mick Brownfield 1998

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Table of Contents

Cover (#u9cf75e01-d341-5109-b9fd-fbaf071f6bda)

Title Page (#ua08a95f1-530b-58de-874b-2b5492450cf3)

Copyright (#uc8730792-45fe-55ac-9f3f-3212d81adcd8)

Skinny Melon and me (#u6bb85d59-bec9-5f82-bf2e-d27fb6762fae)

Becky Bananas (#litres_trial_promo)

Fruit and Nutcase (#litres_trial_promo)

Keep Reading (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

Also by the Author (#litres_trial_promo)

About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)

JEAN URE

Contents

Skinny Melon and me (#u6bb85d59-bec9-5f82-bf2e-d27fb6762fae)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 1 (#u9bfd9cb0-0f56-5bd1-83bf-75605afd6e61)

Monday

Skinny Melon and me have decided: we are going to keep diaries.

Skinny is going to start hers on Saturday when she has bought a special book to do it in. She says it is no use doing it in an ordinary pocket diary with spaces for each day as there will be times when we feel like writing a great deal and other times when we may not want to write anything at all, except perhaps what we had to eat for dinner. I agree with her but feel inspired to start immediately and so cannot wait to buy a special book but am using an old writing block with wide lines (I can’t stand narrow ones).

I think when a person is writing a diary they ought to introduce themselves in case it is unearthed in a hundred years’ time and nobody would know who has written it, so I will say straight away that this is the diary of me, Cherry Louise Waterton, aged eleven years and two months, and I am writing for posterity, in other words the future.

To begin with I suppose I must put down some facts, such as, for instance, that I am medium tall and neither fat nor thin but somewhere in between, have short brown hair and a fringe, and a face which is chubbyish (I think I have to be honest) and also round.

I know that it is round because I saw these charts in a magazine at the dentist showing all different shapes of faces, including heart-shaped, egg-shaped, diamond-shaped, turnip-shaped, square-shaped and round.

Mine is definitely round. Unfortunately. Round-faced people tend to have blobby noses, which is what I have got.