The Mince Pie Mix-Up
Jennifer Joyce
Curl up with a mug of hot chocolate and a warm mince pie for the perfect festive read this holiday season!‘I wish I could live your life. I’d happily swap lives with you.’’Tis the season to be jolly but for Calvin and Judy the usual festive bickering has already begun! Judy’s convinced that her husband has it easy – no glittery wrapping paper, no playground gossip and absolutely no Christmas baking.Calvin wishes he could trade in his obnoxious boss and dull nine-to-five job to spend more time kicking back with his kids – how hard can Judy’s life really be?But after a magical mince pie mix-up, one thing’s for certain – by Christmas Day, life for Judy and Calvin will never be the same again. Perhaps the grass isn’t always greener after all…A hilarious, feel-good festive read, perfect to curl up with this Christmas. Fans of Carole Matthews, Jane Costello and Mandy Baggot will love this story! As will fans of Freaky Friday or 13 Going on 30!What readers are saying about The Mince Pie Mix-Up:‘An adorable, fun-filled and festive read for everyone who likes to take a break from the relentless Christmas rush!’ ― The Nest of Books Review‘I couldn't stop laughing and smiling my way through The Mince Pie Mix-Up…incredibly fun story, perfect for this time of year!’ ― Gilbster (Top 1,000 Amazon Reviewer)‘Grab a couple of mince pies and a mulled wine and get into the Christmas spirit. Curl up with The Mince Pie Mix-Up this Christmas.’ ― Shellybackbooks Review
‘I wish I could live your life. I’d happily swap lives with you.’
It might be the season to be jolly but for Calvin and Judy the usual festive bickering has already begun! Judy’s convinced that her husband has it easy – no glittery wrapping paper, no playground gossip and absolutely no Christmas baking.
Calvin wishes he could trade in his obnoxious boss and dull nine-to-five job to spend more time kicking back with his kids – how hard can Judy’s life really be?
But after a magical mince pie mix-up, one thing’s for certain – by Christmas Day, life for Judy and Calvin will never be the same again. Perhaps the grass isn’t always greener after all…
A hilarious, feel-good festive read, perfect to curl up with this Christmas. Fans of Carole Matthews, Jane Costello and Mandy Baggot will love this story!
The Mince Pie Mix-Up
Jennifer Joyce
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Version date: 2018-07-23
JENNIFER JOYCE
is a writer of romantic comedies. She's been scribbling down bits of stories for as long as she can remember, graduating from a pen to a typewriter and then an electronic typewriter. And she felt like the bee's knees typing on THAT. She now writes her books on a laptop (which has a proper delete button and everything). Jennifer lives in Oldham, Greater Manchester with her husband Chris and their two daughters, Rianne and Isobel, plus their bunnies Cinnamon and Leah and Jack Russell Luna. When she isn’t writing, Jennifer likes to make things – she’ll use any excuse to get her craft box out! She spends far too much time on Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram. You can find out more about Jennifer on her blog at jenniferjoycewrites.co.uk, on Twitter at @writer_jenn and on Facebook at facebook.com/jenniferjoycewrites
A great big thank you to my family for their support and encouragement. I’ll always be grateful that none of you have laughed in my face at my attempts to write. At least not to my face, which is good enough for me. Extra special thanks to Chris, Rianne and Isobel for not minding when I hole myself away at my desk – though I suspect you quite enjoy the peace.
Thank you to all the wonderful book fiends on Twitter, who make procrastinating all the more alluring. Also, massive thanks to Team Novelicious, who make being a book nerd so much fun.
Finally, thank you to Clio Cornish and all at HQ Digital UK, especially my editor Charlotte Mursell, who pushed me to make The Mince Pie Mix-Up the better book it is today.
For Chris, Rianne and Isobel, with love at Christmas and always
Contents
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Author Bio (#u0dbdf341-ccb5-5489-8b41-a230a98fae87)
Acknowledgements (#u7568f875-9585-509b-a9b4-8fb1d0443ed0)
Dedication (#ue7480a8e-4a1d-52b0-8496-b99c066e6d67)
Chapter One (#u39ed7ac5-ea4a-50e4-b96d-910afa511703)
Chapter Two (#u2e887dde-4302-54b0-8841-03eb4e109410)
Chapter Three (#uac6c4952-0b01-5043-824b-7f70c5333f88)
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Chapter Fourteen (#litres_trial_promo)