Shit Girls Say

Shit Girls Say
Kyle Humphrey

Graydon Sheppard

From the creators of the original Twitter feed that started oneof the biggest cultural memes in recent history, a hilariouslyquotable companion book to the Shit Girls Say Twitter and YouTube sensation.I just love tiny things…I hate the word moist…I have so many stories for you…I’m so pale…I had such a good sleep…What’s your dog’s name?…Ice cream makes me cough.

KYLE HUMPHREY and GRAYDON SHEPPARD

We dedicate this book to our mothers, sisters,

grandmothers, aunts, and nieces.

CONTENTS

FRIENDS & FASHION (#uf66c6b25-b74b-5006-a0ff-86bf7ecd94d0)

FROM STRANGER TO EX (#u2ad9c37c-677b-5ddc-a0ba-76a6cdb10f9e)

BODY ISSUES (#u9789d489-d0fd-5280-8503-19c0423e9ee4)

SMALL TALK AT THE PARTY (#u05de5811-2068-5265-83e2-ce26a5efc2c6)

EMOTIONS & INSECURITIES (#uc23bc482-8456-5e9f-872d-83e40cf9e10e)

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS (#litres_trial_promo)

ABOUT THE AUTHORS (#litres_trial_promo)